Five things I’ve never seen as a Nigerian.
This is a list I have compiled using my over twenty-years experience on earth in Nigeria. It is possible anyone who has lived in the same geographical location would have the same experience.

5. A Female Obioma:
‘Obioma’ is a name given to people who carry small sewing machines around from house to house, street to street to mend clothes at your doorstep. My entire life, I have never seen a woman do this job. It seems to be restricted in some way, to only the men folk. If you have ever seen a female obioma, maybe it was in a nollywood movie- oh, or a dream.

4. An Albino’s Obituary Poster:
There is no need to explain what an albino is. The thing people need to explain is why no one has ever seen an obituary poster for an albino. Or have you ever seen one? A conspiratory theory might say that albinos don’t die. Hmm. Maybe they have a point.

Waiting for the rest...

But your observation seem so true.

3. A Yoruba movie without juju:
Yes o. This one is impossible. It’s like saying you want to cook egusi soup without using egusi; or you want to sleep without closing your eyes. A Yoruba movie without some voodoo in the plot has not existed yet. Babalawo ti take over!

2. 120 Hours of Electricity:
I grew up in Port Harcourt, folks and NEPA people showed us shege. It seemed that we only had light when an intern was being shown around the PHCN building that controls our light. Then the tour guide would pull down the lever, so there will be light, then he’ll say to the intern, “now that’s how to turn the light on, and this is how to turn it off.” With that, the light goes off again until another intern is being shown around, three weeks later. The ‘longest light’ I’ve seen in my life was during the last elections, when we had light for like 4 days straight. That was before the NEPA people finally came with N140k bill and we had to root our meter. Yes, you can root meters these days.

1. My Post on front page of NL:
This one pains me. When posts about Cossy’s boobs and the new jumpsuit Chidinma wears make FP, my own them will only end up in the second to last position of ‘trending’ posts. But today, this yoke will be broken. Can I hear an amen?
Culled from www.escapedmydiary.com

.Av seen a female obioma ooo in ma area but shes dead now....But d rest re so true

Guy I think this post made my val.

psucc:
Guy I think this post made my val.

Lol Thank you.

Lols....... but av seen some tho




1 av seen. An albino Obituary Posters when I used 2 stay Opp. St petter cementary Aremo Ibadan


2 And av also seen plenty Yoruba movies without voodoo



3. 120 hrs of interrupted light in Oluyole est Ibadan and in my area here in lag.





Proof in a bit ! Lalasticlala




Cheeeers

domopps:
Lols....... but av seen some tho





Proof in a bit




Cheeeers

he he. Goodluck findingg.

4 n 5 make sense but the rest are just trash.

What

@Op you makes a lot of sense especially that yoruba films of a thing.Voodoo ke Yoruba no fit do film without voodoo ooooo to show aw wicked and cruel they are.one of the reason I havnt visit my homeland 4 ther past 10 years.

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Atleast we've all finally seen number 1

Female Obioma or Ejika ni shop?

Yoruba movie without juju: unforgivable.

120 hours electricity supply: Obada, Abeokuta.

I have never seen the reproductive organ of a mosquito yet they reproduce .

Airin jina la rabuke okere

#Since i was born and now i am getting old, i have never seen the Lord changing#


Nairalanders have you seen him...?

Your post is now on fp. Nairaland has shamed you

And now that you have made FP, congratulations

No mind them for that number 1,,, them dey do as them like here, upon say na our comments/mb dey give them their pay..
still yet they post rubbish for us here on FrontPage..
like this one Lol jk..
nice post bro..

BTW thunder fire the left nyash of the mode Wey block me..
If others talk about igbo tribe, then its cool but when we igbos talk about other tribes it becomes a taboo even to the extent of Making a rule here on nairaland.
God is watching you guys on 200HD..
God bless Igbo
God bless Anambra
Proudly Igbo..
Block me again and God go treat your case..
Lazy eediots

I don see one albino poster... About 10years ago sef


We de get light,,, 3days straight atyms....

Ok

120 hours of uninterrupted is not possible with NEPA alone. The funniest thing about Yoruba movies is the translation at the bottom of the screen, you'll be seeing things like "yes he giving me the pregnant" lol....no offence

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

NONSENSE

korrect

Stale.......*sipping my black bullet*

and this make front-page.?

vanity upon vanity...