Twitter Users give random tips/observations on how
to survive while out in Lagos. They are tagging the
tips with the hashtag #LagosLessons


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what a crazy place to be.



O my goodness, did i just
made front page for the first since i joined nairaland. I dedicate this page to this great men udom, fayose, and wike,

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lalasticlala ur attention is needed here oo

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I will soon relocate to lagos!!

I think I need these lessons. Hehehehehe

Things I hate seeing on Nairaland concerning this Jumoke issue:
1) God pick my call: who the hell told you that God is a registered member of nairaland? Or u think sleeping at home or claiming Hustling will bring luck to you?

2) She is Lucky: Technically, there is nothing like Luck.
Luck like we all say is a product of opportunity with preparation! Let's assume Olajumoke was oversized, she wouldn't be able to play the script well.

3) My time is coming: Shout it on Nairaland from now till next year without any reasonable effort or plan, you will end up buying enough data from your network provider just to type trash!

Meanwhile:

Shoutout to all those who copy and peep in the exam hall... Even those who manage to graduate from the University and those who tried with ND results and Still come here and Type "Buhari is a Dullard" just to get some likes! I hail una...

Lagos and many rules. Some people are enjoying the place sha.

Lol...

No be lie, it said that an average Lagosian is a suspect

If you can survive in Lagos, you can survive ANY where in the world!

Hustling land! Not for the faint hearted.. if you too dull na problem..over sharpness na another issue which way GIDI?

#‎LoveYourPetDay‬

mtcheew...some topics sef gimme heartburn

Lagos for show... IrepLagos

Nairaland don dey dey boring sha

Okay.

I see..

Agubushmenyo:
Things I hate seeing on Nairaland concerning this Jumoke issue:
1) God pick my call: who the hell told you that God is a registered member of nairaland? Or u think sleeping at home or claiming Hustling will bring luck to you?
2) She is Lucky: Technically, there is nothing like Luck.
Luck like we all say is a product of opportunity with preparation! Let's assume Olajumoke was oversized, she wouldn't be able to play the script well.
3) My time is coming: Shout it on Nairaland from now till next year without any reasonable effort or plan, you will end up buying enough data from your network provider just to type trash!
Meanwhile:
Shoutout to all those who copy and peep in the exam hall... Even those who manage to graduate from the University and those who tried with ND results and Still come here and Type "Buhari is a Dullard" just to get some likes! I hail una...

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OBOY HOW DAT 1 TAKE CONCERN THIS TREAD SELF......

If you can make it in Lagos then you can make it anywhere.

No matter how good you are in arithmetic you can't calculate Lagos traffic

Never argue what causes traffic, everybody don't know, some people even rumored it as devilish delay

If you hear grahhhhhhhh at the back of your car, first thing you need to shout is oloshiiiiiiiiii,you need to shout repeatedly if you are not sure if it your car or not

eko akete ilu ogbon

If you know how mind your business you will enjoy living in Lagos.

Igbos will need this advice

whats the big deal in living in lagos

Agubushmenyo:
Things I hate seeing on Nairaland concerning this Jumoke issue:
1) God pick my call: who the hell told you that God is a registered member of nairaland? Or u think sleeping at home or claiming Hustling will bring luck to you?
2) She is Lucky: Technically, there is nothing like Luck.
Luck like we all say is a product of opportunity with preparation! Let's assume Olajumoke was oversized, she wouldn't be able to play the script well.
3) My time is coming: Shout it on Nairaland from now till next year without any reasonable effort or plan, you will end up buying enough data from your network provider just to type trash!
Meanwhile:
Shoutout to all those who copy and peep in the exam hall... Even those who manage to graduate from the University and those who tried with ND results and Still come here and Type "Buhari is a Dullard" just to get some likes! I hail una...

Agubushmenyo:
Things I hate seeing on Nairaland concerning this Jumoke issue:
1) God pick my call: who the hell told you that God is a registered member of nairaland? Or u think sleeping at home or claiming Hustling will bring luck to you?
2) She is Lucky: Technically, there is nothing like Luck.
Luck like we all say is a product of opportunity with preparation! Let's assume Olajumoke was oversized, she wouldn't be able to play the script well.
3) My time is coming: Shout it on Nairaland from now till next year without any reasonable effort or plan, you will end up buying enough data from your network provider just to type trash!
Meanwhile:
Shoutout to all those who copy and peep in the exam hall... Even those who manage to graduate from the University and those who tried with ND results and Still come here and Type "Buhari is a Dullard" just to get some likes! I hail una...

Ma dear just keep quite and stop typing because u have an opportunity to and pray that favourlocates u. Don't u know some people out there have worked and toiled more than this girl and yet they have not been graced this way. Let's just pray that favour locates us in our endeavors........stop hating!

In Lagos within 5 minutes of a traffic jam you go see different hawkers,them dey even sell beer and if e reach 30 minutes you go even prize ashawo nack kpekus for hold up