The #NaijaPolice is currently trending on twitter. Nigerians have been narrating their experiences faced in the poor services of the Nigerian police from the PR division to those on the field. The insults they gave them tho, you just have to peek.

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https://twitter.com/hashtag/naijapolice?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=tren

Nigerians with this twitter sef , I escorted my mum out in the night... Na him police come see us and accuse me of carrying Sugar Mummy and for that make i bail myself with 10k

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how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.

News Source: http://www.olamzy.com/2016/02/nigerians-come-for-nigerian-police-in.html

I going out with my bae for night... Na im police come see us and accuse me of carrying olosho! and for that my money na 2k

9ja police: where u d go?

me: afternoon sir, I d go gboko,

9ja police: come down from ur motor n open ur boot,

me: (sigh, opened the boot)

9j police: where d receipt of this fan?

me: its here sir take.

9ja police: (after looking at it for about 5munites) where d television receipt?

me: (presenting it this time with d receipt of d generator all together) take sir,

9ja police: (after another 3 minutes of intensity looked at me n said) the person way sell u this television na better shop dem give u two receipt in case one lost, I like d shop na were u buy d television?

me: I was like (WTF can't u see the address in d receipt) maintained my cool n I said makurdi.

9ja police: ok were d generator receipt u wan play me abi? u think say I go forget to ask dat one? bring am.

me: I give u together with d television receipt sir, (he was like damn take d go) meanwhile he was a dumb asshole




me next time dem stop me unless I broke #50 na my passage fee Policeisyourfriend .

Lol

DJBIGGY:
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Guy u harsh ooo

As far as Nairaland is concern.. Lalatisclala fit ban all the policemen for this forum....

In IG's voice "lala is ur friend"

Police is your friend.


#only if dem chop ur money

Lol... They're right afterall..

I actually know 5 police who make daily contribution of 30k when i was still living near a police barrack and atimes sleep in a frnd house in the barrack. .. Yes 30k everyday.

They go out sieze cars, bikes. You bribe them with nothing less than 2k for car or bus and for bike, its 1k. As early as 6.30am They're already out. By 5.30pm. The daily contributor collector would come and collect it. Atimes, they give it to a barber around the area who's a frnd to give it to the daily contribution collector.

Nigeria still has a long way to go i swear.

The most useless set of people we have in this country.

Elosky20:
how will nigeria be good, when u are laying your complain via twitter- foreign media company. why nt do it via Nairaland - Naija media company.

So no one has ever complained on nairaland ba

Abeg, park well jor

Naija Police is your friend when you are generous

Dem go stop ur car..... Nxt time,,, oga do sometin or u bring out ur particulars and show us ur fire extinguisher ...#naijapolice

#Naijapolice terrible ppl. Shior!

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#NaijaPolice....after beating u up and later find out ur innocent, they'll remind u dat police is your friend...

But still think of How d country will be Without the Police? No body to enforce d law on lawbreakers

Still apreciate wat Nigeria Police Do no matter wat

Lol

Man goes to report the case of his stolen vehicle and he was told to buy 500# recharge card so that they can inform the police in the field.


Police confiscates two rams fighting on the ground that they are constituting public nuisance.


Corporal arrests driver for traffic offenses and the DPO takes over. Dpo asks driver to pay 5k. Corporal sneaks behind and lobbies with the driver to pay 4k instead. Corporal then pleads on behalf of the driver with the dpo that the driver can only afford 2k. Meanwhile he had pocketed the remaining 2k. Cirporal duping dpo.


Dragnet, SHL, Workforce PQ & Answers are on this thread
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Lmao. Naija youths ehn

They are a special breed of humans!

I can only regard 98% of them as hungry set of people!
Reminds me of when my bike was arrested thou late in the night around 10:30 at Abraham Adesanya estate near Ajah Lagos when I was ther to pick up a brother whose car broke down while coming from Ikeja. All my explanations and pleads goes into their deaf ears as †ђξy demands for whooping 10k for the release of my bike. I begged them like my life depends on it. †ђǎ̜̣̍† night I had to take abother bike to my house which was around 20km away and begged to pay times three the normal transport fee back home cos its already past eleven and the road to where I live Ȋ̝̊̅§ bad and full of sand (why bikes don't usually goes there)
I had to bail my bike out there the other day o.
But since †ђǎ̜̣̍† day I casted a curse on †ђǎ̜̣̍† policeman to never prosper in his life again. But I still reversed my curse on him due to I don't know what would have happened if †ђξy don't arrest my bike (who know if something more terrible could have happend)
JƱڪτ̲̅ †ђǎ̜̣̍† I can never believe the "police Ȋ̝̊̅§ your friend" slogan or whatever. †ђξy are such cruel beings!

They are an embarrassment.