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My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 7:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Cutehector(m): 7:50pm On Feb 26, 2016
Ur girlfrnd is a gold digger! cool


By the way, u could use it to make guy. cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Emac34: 7:52pm On Feb 26, 2016
Atleast u inherited something nahgringringrin

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 7:54pm On Feb 26, 2016
Cutehector:
Ur girlfrnd is a gold digger! cool
bros I believe u

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Blakjewelry(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Na love

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by SolexxBarry(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
End time story tongue

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Emac34:
Atleast u inherited something nahgringringrin
i am restless.she ditched me. God no dey sleep
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Marlvin(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Et least your name was on the will, cheer up, you're not a prodigal son afterall.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by goldbim(f): 7:57pm On Feb 26, 2016
Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Adasun(m): 8:00pm On Feb 26, 2016
op at least ur name da inside da will

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by MzOnajin1(f): 8:02pm On Feb 26, 2016
Laughing in Spanish

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:03pm On Feb 26, 2016
MzOnajin1:
Laughing in Spanish
dis is nt a joking matter ooo
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:04pm On Feb 26, 2016
goldbim:
Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.
I go swear for am o

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:05pm On Feb 26, 2016
Blakjewelry:
Na love
fake love!!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by osesology(m): 8:05pm On Feb 26, 2016
This is indeed very funny

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by ozy4christ(f): 8:06pm On Feb 26, 2016
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Blakjewelry(m): 8:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
fake love!!!
You give what you love the most to the person you love the most.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
osesology:
This is indeed very funny
i don't knw whether to cry or die angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by CaroLyner(f): 8:09pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
dis is nt a joking matter ooo
the last idiot.lmao

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Akkord4gov: 8:11pm On Feb 26, 2016
I smh for all dese gold digger ladies

Na all the 21st century ladies sef,only that dem get grade

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:11pm On Feb 26, 2016
ozy4christ:
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.
i hv checked in and out of d god-forsaken re-winder; i didn't see any valuable thin. only d miserable eggs of cockroaches! Oh, i go die oo!

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:13pm On Feb 26, 2016
Akkord4gov:
I smh for all dese gold digger ladies

Na all the 21st century ladies sef,only that dem get grade
now I know her true colour
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 26, 2016
This a dang LIE from the first word ta the last on down ta that pic.
That's a cute little piano though.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
You are completely useless. That's what it means


If your grandpa who you've always lived with couldn't find nothing but this to will down to you, then you are useless

Except his most expensive property is the rewinder

But then, we all gotta dig the joke. Quite hilarious tho

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
QueenValerie:
This a dang LIE from the first word ta the last on down ta that pic.
That's a cute little piano though.
u re a small girl. dem never born u wen dis video re-winder dey reign! small girl!!! angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
If its me, i will kill him the second time, angry in the spirit

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:27pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
u re a small girl. dem never born u wen dis video re-winder dey reign! small girl!!! angry
looool! grin is "small girl" a insult?.... .. grin you sho throwin' it around like it is.

I meant that probably ain't even yo pic.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by wiringdpt(m): 8:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
Well thats an antique so u can still make of lots of money selling it grin grin grin the story na fake sha just to diss girls right?

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:37pm On Feb 26, 2016
wiringdpt:
Well thats an antique so u can still make of lots of money selling it grin grin grin the story na fake sha just to diss girls right?
i aint here to diss girls but to express my present situation

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
QueenValerie:
looool! grin is "small girl" a insult?.... .. grin you sho throwin' it around like it is.

I meant that probably ain't even yo pic.
u re high on ukwuani weed! angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
u re high on ukwuani weed! angry
I'm curious as ta why you say that?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 8:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
lilzcee:
If its me, i will kill him the second time, angry in the spirit
my grandpapa? D man strong wen im dey alive o! im juju for umunede dey smoke weed

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