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Reasons Why We Were Beaten As Kids by Fran6ik: 8:19pm On Feb 28, 2016
Today kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons... . 1)Crying after being beaten . 2)Not crying after being beaten . 3)Crying without being beaten . 4)Standing while elders are seated . 5)Sitting while elders stand . 6)Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated . 7)Replying back to an elder . coolNot replying back to an elder . 9)Spending too much time without being beaten . 10)Singing for no reason . 11)Not greeting visitors . 12)Eating food prepared for visitors . 13)Crying to go with the visitors when they are leaving . 14)Refusing to eat . 15) Returning home when its dark . 16)Eating at a neighbour's house . 17)Generally being moody . 18)Generally being too excited . 19)Fighting with ur age mate and losing.. . 20)Fighting with ur age mate and winning . ..pick d numbers u get beaten for most! mine is 19

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