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Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by toyinjimoh(m): 2:44pm On Mar 04, 2016
see what university graduate is writing, she will b among d people comparing bsc with HND....shame
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Orikinla(m): 2:46pm On Mar 04, 2016
Ioannes:
could somebody please explain how she passed SSCE and JAMB and got admission into a university.

I'll never look at University of Calabar graduates the same again.
. She cheated all the way. She must have forked her way through as well. Is it not in Nigeria a boyfriend will gain access to sit for papers for his girlfriend on campus?
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Areoyetunde: 2:47pm On Mar 04, 2016
This is ridiculous
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Bookiemart01(f): 2:48pm On Mar 04, 2016
iamcharis, Your babe's letter eventually made it to FP grin

Ogainfiniteconcept, coman chichumtin

Justi4jesu, she needs to write a letter to UAE , give her the postal address cheesy
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by hob(m): 2:50pm On Mar 04, 2016
how r we sure its a graduate


it cud ve been writen by anyone


just looking for cheap publicity
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by joseph1832(m): 2:54pm On Mar 04, 2016
Honestly, this is a joke.
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by rellawyt(f): 2:55pm On Mar 04, 2016
justified10:
oh Jesus...this must be a joke...it can't be real.
Yes this must be a joke cause i am a UNICAL student in my finals.. I think she had people writing for her all through! i blame her Primary nd Secondary school
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by viktor01(m): 2:55pm On Mar 04, 2016
vicboy12:
They girl try small na, what of otheurs that cannot write at all. I know what am saying

Obviously, you know what you are saying.
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by prideofscience: 2:57pm On Mar 04, 2016
graduates now aint unemployable
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by NobleG1(m): 2:59pm On Mar 04, 2016
All Nigerian universities churn out illiterate graduates yearly, that's why Nigeria is still a complete mess!
What a shame!
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Hasselbaink: 3:00pm On Mar 04, 2016
There are many of them out there. Una nefa see chon chin. grin grin
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Uchddaniel(m): 3:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
Would she had gotten the job even if she had written a better application letter?
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by iAmGee770: 3:05pm On Mar 04, 2016
Can't just stop laffing like a crazy bird.
It was short and concise.
BTW is there anything wrong with this #epic letter
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Origin(f): 3:07pm On Mar 04, 2016
She is applying for a marketing job it seems where language might not matter.

Nigerians assume that english is our first language. A huge number of white americans can't read or write.
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Ekakamba: 3:09pm On Mar 04, 2016
Ufan fo abeg wetin be the meaning of craduad?
hungryboy:
Na dis kind people were my village people for Akwa Ibom dey call craduad
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by bong4(m): 3:09pm On Mar 04, 2016
GurlFriend:
According to a twitter user, Phillip Obin, a graduate of the University of Calabar allegedly wrote this embarrassing letter for a job application to his company.

https://twitter.com/philipobin?lang=en


Who is Phillip Obin, the twitter user or the unical graduate?
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Donald7610: 3:11pm On Mar 04, 2016
Sempumping:
Am sure she isn't a graduate .....But she really needs the job
Miss Curve
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Nobody: 3:11pm On Mar 04, 2016
Orikinla:
. She cheated all the way. She must have forked her way through as well. Is it not in Nigeria a boyfriend will gain access to sit for papers for his girlfriend on campus?

well that explains it then. so sad. youths are the "leaders" of tomorrow. leaders of what exactly? armed robbers?
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by BlackHummer(m): 3:11pm On Mar 04, 2016
justified10:
oh Jesus...this must be a joke...it can't be real.

I believe it is real. I know of someone who has murdered english in like manner when applying to a top company. I cannot publish it only for the sake our friendship.
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Nobody: 3:12pm On Mar 04, 2016
rellawyt:
Yes this must be a joke cause i am a UNICAL student in my finals.. I think she had people writing for her all through! i blame her Primary nd Secondary school
if u can't blame unical, u shouldn't Blame ha primary or secondary school..

how dis she gain admission, didn't she write post utme?

we can only blame her...she is a cow ..
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Nobody: 3:13pm On Mar 04, 2016
BlackHummer:


I believe it is real. I know of someone who has murdered english in like manner when applying to a top company. I cannot publish it only for the sake our friendship.
this babe didnt just murder English....

dis is too bad...too bad to b real.
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by musicwriter(m): 3:13pm On Mar 04, 2016
You all might want to laugh at this person, but the real problem is in sciences, not even in English. Many graduates, even some of your lecturers can't talk about hydrochloric acid, sulphur, amonia, potassium, e.t.c off text book; for instance. If you know what's going on in chemistry, physics, you'll cry. This's what we should be more worried about, not fluency in English.

What if this person is actually qualified for the job, but can't speak English fluently?. Or, are we saying English is the standard for intelligence?.

This's why intellectual slavery is the worst legacy of colonialism. We've surrendered ourselves to slavery via education!.

And a situation whereby English language and French is a prerequisite for acquisition of knowledge in Africa flies in the face of education itself. It raises the question: what then is education?.

Africa is doomed with western education.
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Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by ColtPython(m): 3:17pm On Mar 04, 2016
WTF angry
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Nobody: 3:18pm On Mar 04, 2016
How can a graduate write this? I don't believe it abeg.
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by fortune1968: 3:24pm On Mar 04, 2016
No graduate will write this .Bad joke .
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Nobody: 3:33pm On Mar 04, 2016
vicboy12:
They girl try small na, what of otheurs that cannot write at all. I know what am saying
Like you, I guess?
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by Lilimax(f): 3:36pm On Mar 04, 2016
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by gidjah(m): 3:37pm On Mar 04, 2016
Pls and pls o,I wannaask a foolish question, but I sure know it makes out wisdom.'does the University really teaches us how to read and write ??or rather 'is in the University that we learn to read and write '?
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by uthlaw: 3:39pm On Mar 04, 2016
DankemzI:
Lol

This one should have gone to a polytechnic undecided
but she graduated from university mean while if she has gone to poly she write better i tink....we African carry education like end of the world and no job to offer even to master holder let try to be entrepreneur
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by MadCow1: 3:40pm On Mar 04, 2016
Lilimax:

SSssshhhh!

I missed you too. grin
Re: Embarassing Application Letter By A UNICAL Graduate by deebrain(m): 3:46pm On Mar 04, 2016
ShakurM:
Everything is not about village people following you, this one is following herself back 2 back o grin


Epic.

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