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7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 9:16am On Mar 05, 2016
This write up is for those with intelligent mind. Be patient enough to read it to the end cos there's one or two things to be learnt from the 7 things guys should learn from a lion.


1. He has a pride


Every lion has a pride made up of about 15 females and numerous cubs all governed by him. This makes him respected in the jungle as the King. Without a pride, he will be a nomad roaming aimlessly in the jungle with hyenas ready to taunt and steal his meal from him. As a human, your pride should be your achievements in life such as academic achievement, career path, political, economical and social status etc. Without the above, you won't be able to command respect among your peers or in the jungle called your neighbourhood. No lady will find you attractive for dating. Your pride is what will make you stay away from rolling with riff raffs otherwise Known as hyenas in the jungle.


2. He's depended on


When a girl has a certain desire she feels her parents can't fulfill, she tends to reach out to her boyfriend. Her desire could be for a brand new phone, a piece of jewelery or some cash which might be beyond her reach. She expects her guy to come in with his strenght and might to rescue her from the situation by providing her desire. When the females in a lion's pride come across a very large animal such as a buffalo or giraffe during a hunt, the animal might be very difficult to kill. They try every effort of theirs all to no avail. That's when the King of the jungle wades in with his strenght, might and fierce look to bring down the large animal so as to provide a meal for his females. Be like a lion...be a provider.


3. Lion's den


Before a goat is thrown into a lion's den, it shivers out of fear cos it knows what will become of it- death. But if the goat leaves the lion's den unhurt, it looses respect for the King of the jungle. The reason why your new girl is turning down the invitation to your house is simply because of fear of what might happen. She knows you will most likely want to have sex with her. After summoning courage to visit you, failure to have sex with her will make her see you as a weakling. Forget about being a perfect gentleman, if she leaves without getting kissed, to say the least, then you might be termed a cat in lion's clothing. It takes a miracle for a goat to escape a lion's den; maybe the lion wasn't hungry. Even at that, the goat still leaves with multiple scars inflicted on it by the lion who makes his message clear that it is not an animal to toy with. #Note: Do not rape. Use your seductive skills.


4. He marks his territory


The jungle is a place full of stiff competition. Even as king of the jungle, the lion is always wary of youngsters and nomads who might want to stage a take over of his pride. To keep them distance away, he roars and goes round his territory marking it with his urine which acts as a scent that ward off intruders. Never lose your guard when in public with your girlfriend. Hold her hands, touch her cheeks, wrap your arm around her shoulders, whisper words in her ear(even if she would have heard you distance away) etc. Those are ways in which you can mark your territory and send a clear message to guys around who might want to snatch her right in front of you.


5. He destroys rivals


Always withold words about your friend's achievement or status from your girl, cos not doing so might equate to advertising him to your girl as better than you. For example, telling your girl about the new ride your friend just bought is almost like doing great harm to yourself. She might wonder why such goodie didn't happen to you. This is why most guys lose their girlfriend to their best friend. A lion condones no rivalry. Once he sees that the younger males are beginning to come of age, he brutally sends them out of his pride before the females start to find their young looks attractive. No matter how old and wrinkle he gets, he has to be their only King.


6. He doesn't beg for sex


A lion doesn't go about troubling his females for sex. He spends his time doing meaningful things cos he knows they'll come to him when they are in heat. Guys shouldn't always demand for sex everytime from their girl. They should wait till she's ready. That way, they stay in control and don't appear like a weakling that can be trapped by sex.


7. He's Handsome


A lion is every inch glorious. His mane is furry. His tail his hard. He has a mass of muscles which make him tough. His eyes are golden and full of fire etc. But no matter how handsome you think he is, you dare not stand to stare at it. That's how tough a lion is. He roars and the jungle shivers. He walks pass and the zebras and buffalos make way. If a man commands such aura, every female will fall at his feet. Make sure you bring out the handsomeness in you. Try working out regularly and keep a clean haircut. Wear nice clothes that fit. In all, make sure you look good but not soft like a mummy's boy with pink lips and trimmed eyebrows almost looking like a female. Be a lion...be handsome and tough.

Written by Adewole segun


http://lifestyletonight..co.ke/2016/02/7-things-guys-should-learn-from-lion.html?m=0#more

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by hisgrace090: 9:41am On Mar 05, 2016
makes sense.
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 9:44am On Mar 05, 2016
6 and 3
Contradicting undecided

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by NarnieSnyper(m): 9:49am On Mar 05, 2016
So, all i have to do is buy one and watch him do his thing everyday,that way i'll learn?

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by anath(m): 9:53am On Mar 05, 2016
Nice one guy,u too gbasky. I work with all these principles very very well. I hate when guys beg for sex,noooo sex is not it all many things are there to keep u going. Football,games,politics and career chase. Guy kudos!

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by funlord(m): 10:09am On Mar 05, 2016
sad


What of women? Make them go learn from pussycats abi?
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 05, 2016
NarnieSnyper:
So, all i have to do is buy one and watch him do his thing everyday,that way i'll learn?
God has placed all we need to survive in the world. all we have to do is to learn from them.

no need to buy one... watch NatGeoWild grin

Cc lalasticlala
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Saintdannyels(m): 10:34am On Mar 05, 2016
Good write up.
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by firstking01(m): 10:36am On Mar 05, 2016
This reminds me king of the pride rock...simbacheesy
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by orisa37: 10:55am On Mar 05, 2016
You are comparing animal with man with your own 7 criteriae.. Among humans, and because we have economies, our Kings and Queens and their siblings are human lions and lioneses.. They always fulfil your 7 points plus feelings, thinkings and reasonings in their actions, interactions and movements.

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 11:12am On Mar 05, 2016
Cool....i kinda like this article!!
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by stanley000: 11:24am On Mar 05, 2016
Play chess too,it helps your war thinking skills in everyday life

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 11:41am On Mar 05, 2016
stanley000:
Play chess too,it helps your war thinking skills in everyday life
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Adasun(m): 11:57am On Mar 05, 2016
bt i heard women hate prideembarassed or is it frm a wröng source
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 12:01pm On Mar 05, 2016
Nice writeup. I agree with your views.
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by constance500: 1:27pm On Mar 05, 2016
Thread so on point. Learnt something
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Ifakiland(m): 2:45pm On Mar 05, 2016
ur number 3 point just shows how low brained u are...so inviting a gal to ur crib means u must av sex with her?
den how just goat in a lion cage equate to a gal in a guyx house.
ure pointless...
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by adahgold(m): 3:46pm On Mar 05, 2016
Nice write up but the thread is not meant for everybody,u will no den in dis thread cuz dey will always say negative stuffs.
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by cruzita(f): 4:06pm On Mar 05, 2016
undecided who wan apply those rules? naija men?for where
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2016
Ifakiland:
ur number 3 point just shows how low brained u are...so inviting a gal to ur crib means u must av sex with her?
den how just goat in a lion cage equate to a gal in a guyx house.
ure pointless...
@bold

most girls intentionally avoid going to a guy's place due to several reasons. But the most prominent one is due to the fact that they are not yet ready to have sex with the guy cos they don't quite trust him yet. When such a girl finally agreed to come around, just know that she has it at the back of her mind that you will certainly make a move. Failure to even plant a kiss on her lips to seal the relationship might make her see you as scared to go for what you want. Or why have you been bugging to come to your house? to watch TV?

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Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Konquest: 8:35pm On Nov 17, 2017


This write up is for those with intelligent mind. Be patient enough to read it to the end cos there's one or two things to be learnt from the 7 things guys should learn from a lion.


1. He has a pride


Every lion has a pride made up of about 15 females and numerous cubs all governed by him. This makes him respected in the jungle as the King. Without a pride, he will be a nomad roaming aimlessly in the jungle with hyenas ready to taunt and steal his meal from him. As a human, your pride should be your achievements in life such as academic achievement, career path, political, economical and social status etc. Without the above, you won't be able to command respect among your peers or in the jungle called your neighbourhood. No lady will find you attractive for dating. Your pride is what will make you stay away from rolling with riff raffs otherwise Known as hyenas in the jungle.


2. He's depended on


When a girl has a certain desire she feels her parents can't fulfill, she tends to reach out to her boyfriend. Her desire could be for a brand new phone, a piece of jewelery or some cash which might be beyond her reach. She expects her guy to come in with his strenght and might to rescue her from the situation by providing her desire. When the females in a lion's pride come across a very large animal such as a buffalo or giraffe during a hunt, the animal might be very difficult to kill. They try every effort of theirs all to no avail. That's when the King of the jungle wades in with his strenght, might and fierce look to bring down the large animal so as to provide a meal for his females. Be like a lion...be a provider.


3. Lion's den


Before a goat is thrown into a lion's den, it shivers out of fear cos it knows what will become of it- death. But if the goat leaves the lion's den unhurt, it looses respect for the King of the jungle. The reason why your new girl is turning down the invitation to your house is simply because of fear of what might happen. She knows you will most likely want to have sex with her. After summoning courage to visit you, failure to have sex with her will make her see you as a weakling. Forget about being a perfect gentleman, if she leaves without getting kissed, to say the least, then you might be termed a cat in lion's clothing. It takes a miracle for a goat to escape a lion's den; maybe the lion wasn't hungry. Even at that, the goat still leaves with multiple scars inflicted on it by the lion who makes his message clear that it is not an animal to toy with. #Note: Do not rape. Use your seductive skills.


4. He marks his territory


The jungle is a place full of stiff competition. Even as king of the jungle, the lion is always wary of youngsters and nomads who might want to stage a take over of his pride. To keep them distance away, he roars and goes round his territory marking it with his urine which acts as a scent that ward off intruders. Never lose your guard when in public with your girlfriend. Hold her hands, touch her cheeks, wrap your arm around her shoulders, whisper words in her ear(even if she would have heard you distance away) etc. Those are ways in which you can mark your territory and send a clear message to guys around who might want to snatch her right in front of you.


5. He destroys rivals


Always withold words about your friend's achievement or status from your girl, cos not doing so might equate to advertising him to your girl as better than you. For example, telling your girl about the new ride your friend just bought is almost like doing great harm to yourself. She might wonder why such goodie didn't happen to you. This is why most guys lose their girlfriend to their best friend. A lion condones no rivalry. Once he sees that the younger males are beginning to come of age, he brutally sends them out of his pride before the females start to find their young looks attractive. No matter how old and wrinkle he gets, he has to be their only King.


6. He doesn't beg for sex


A lion doesn't go about troubling his females for sex. He spends his time doing meaningful things cos he knows they'll come to him when they are in heat. Guys shouldn't always demand for sex everytime from their girl. They should wait till she's ready. That way, they stay in control and don't appear like a weakling that can be trapped by sex.


7. He's Handsome


A lion is every inch glorious. His mane is furry. His tail his hard. He has a mass of muscles which make him tough. His eyes are golden and full of fire etc. But no matter how handsome you think he is, you dare not stand to stare at it. That's how tough a lion is. He roars and the jungle shivers. He walks pass and the zebras and buffalos make way. If a man commands such aura, every female will fall at his feet. Make sure you bring out the handsomeness in you. Try working out regularly and keep a clean haircut. Wear nice clothes that fit. In all, make sure you look good but not soft like a mummy's boy with pink lips and trimmed eyebrows almost looking like a female. Be a lion...be handsome and tough.

Written by Adewole segun


http://lifestyletonight..co.ke/2016/02/7-things-guys-should-learn-from-lion.html?m=0#more
^^^^^^^
The king of the jungle analogy...!
Pure power... nice post. grin
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by Nobody: 10:04pm On Nov 17, 2017


This write up is for those with intelligent mind. Be patient enough to read it to the end cos there's one or two things to be learnt from the 7 things guys should learn from a lion.


1. He has a pride


Every lion has a pride made up of about 15 females and numerous cubs all governed by him. This makes him respected in the jungle as the King. Without a pride, he will be a nomad roaming aimlessly in the jungle with hyenas ready to taunt and steal his meal from him. As a human, your pride should be your achievements in life such as academic achievement, career path, political, economical and social status etc. Without the above, you won't be able to command respect among your peers or in the jungle called your neighbourhood. No lady will find you attractive for dating. Your pride is what will make you stay away from rolling with riff raffs otherwise Known as hyenas in the jungle.


2. He's depended on


When a girl has a certain desire she feels her parents can't fulfill, she tends to reach out to her boyfriend. Her desire could be for a brand new phone, a piece of jewelery or some cash which might be beyond her reach. She expects her guy to come in with his strenght and might to rescue her from the situation by providing her desire. When the females in a lion's pride come across a very large animal such as a buffalo or giraffe during a hunt, the animal might be very difficult to kill. They try every effort of theirs all to no avail. That's when the King of the jungle wades in with his strenght, might and fierce look to bring down the large animal so as to provide a meal for his females. Be like a lion...be a provider.


3. Lion's den


Before a goat is thrown into a lion's den, it shivers out of fear cos it knows what will become of it- death. But if the goat leaves the lion's den unhurt, it looses respect for the King of the jungle. The reason why your new girl is turning down the invitation to your house is simply because of fear of what might happen. She knows you will most likely want to have sex with her. After summoning courage to visit you, failure to have sex with her will make her see you as a weakling. Forget about being a perfect gentleman, if she leaves without getting kissed, to say the least, then you might be termed a cat in lion's clothing. It takes a miracle for a goat to escape a lion's den; maybe the lion wasn't hungry. Even at that, the goat still leaves with multiple scars inflicted on it by the lion who makes his message clear that it is not an animal to toy with. #Note: Do not rape. Use your seductive skills.


4. He marks his territory


The jungle is a place full of stiff competition. Even as king of the jungle, the lion is always wary of youngsters and nomads who might want to stage a take over of his pride. To keep them distance away, he roars and goes round his territory marking it with his urine which acts as a scent that ward off intruders. Never lose your guard when in public with your girlfriend. Hold her hands, touch her cheeks, wrap your arm around her shoulders, whisper words in her ear(even if she would have heard you distance away) etc. Those are ways in which you can mark your territory and send a clear message to guys around who might want to snatch her right in front of you.


5. He destroys rivals


Always withold words about your friend's achievement or status from your girl, cos not doing so might equate to advertising him to your girl as better than you. For example, telling your girl about the new ride your friend just bought is almost like doing great harm to yourself. She might wonder why such goodie didn't happen to you. This is why most guys lose their girlfriend to their best friend. A lion condones no rivalry. Once he sees that the younger males are beginning to come of age, he brutally sends them out of his pride before the females start to find their young looks attractive. No matter how old and wrinkle he gets, he has to be their only King.


6. He doesn't beg for sex


A lion doesn't go about troubling his females for sex. He spends his time doing meaningful things cos he knows they'll come to him when they are in heat. Guys shouldn't always demand for sex everytime from their girl. They should wait till she's ready. That way, they stay in control and don't appear like a weakling that can be trapped by sex.


7. He's Handsome


A lion is every inch glorious. His mane is furry. His tail his hard. He has a mass of muscles which make him tough. His eyes are golden and full of fire etc. But no matter how handsome you think he is, you dare not stand to stare at it. That's how tough a lion is. He roars and the jungle shivers. He walks pass and the zebras and buffalos make way. If a man commands such aura, every female will fall at his feet. Make sure you bring out the handsomeness in you. Try working out regularly and keep a clean haircut. Wear nice clothes that fit. In all, make sure you look good but not soft like a mummy's boy with pink lips and trimmed eyebrows almost looking like a female. Be a lion...be handsome and tough.

Written by Adewole segun


http://lifestyletonight..co.ke/2016/02/7-things-guys-should-learn-from-lion.html?m=0#more
well done bro
Re: 7 Things Guys Should Learn From A Lion by alBHAGDADI: 6:31am On Nov 28, 2018
A brilliant thread like this not on FP even after how many years?
lalasticlala mynd44 seun

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