Five Nigerian Surgeons

During lunch break at LUTH-Lagos, five (US based)
Nigerian surgeons on exchange program from the State
Dept,USA are discussing who has the best patients to
operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see broad street accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try Oshodi electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think University librarians are
the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers.

Those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Nigerian politicians
especially those residing in Abuja are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

LMAO!

rofmlo

lmao

lol

love this

am not part of this infact i didn't visit here.

but the thing sweet.

hmmm

segunpc:

am not part of this infact i didn't visit here.

but the thing sweet.

which thing?

Luv it.