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I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:29am On Mar 12, 2016
My name is Otemanuduno, a Nigerian and a prophet of the truth revealed to me by Eartum, one of the sons of God.

I hereby open this thread to inform you all that henceforth(since the discovery of the real truth of the existence of the uiverse), I shall be paying my tithe to Nairalanders and not to Nymphidis{]Yahweh}(the god of many religions of the world).

Now the modality is this, every day, questions will be asked based on the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS given to me by Eartum. The doctrine is being pasted here on Nairaland. The origin of the doctrine is Latin but I keep on making effort to translate it to English. Here is the link to the doctrine:
www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

Now the prize monthly for the first, second, third, fourth and fifth scholars are as follows:

1st- 10k monthly
2nd- 5k monthly
3rd- 2k monthly
4th - 2k monthly
5th- 1k monthly

But today #1000 worth of recharge card shall be pasted around for fast loaders.

Let it begin-THE DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS. It shall be a doctrine to stand and change the terrorised thought of humanity in generations to come.
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Topestbilly(m): 9:36am On Mar 12, 2016
OK
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:42am On Mar 12, 2016
Glo- 600668041682867 MTN- 3166 6125 9770 7549
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:42am On Mar 12, 2016
Airtel- 7831 9776 3836 8394
Glo- 600 6675 1354 1530
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:47am On Mar 12, 2016
Etisalat- 541 361 508 335 143 Airtel- 7227 9428 0698 5863
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Acidosis(m): 9:50am On Mar 12, 2016
Ahahahaha


That word Tithe is peculiar to Christians ONLY.

I recharged your Airtel though (N100 x 2 times)

Thanks, and please give your life to Christ

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Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:51am On Mar 12, 2016
Etisalat - 542 374 499 702 087 Etisalat- 102 978 430 885 196
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 9:52am On Mar 12, 2016
Acidosis:
Ahahahaha


That word Tithe is peculiar to Christians ONLY.

I recharged your Airtel though (N100 x 2 times)

Thanks, and please give your life to Christ
Chai.... Greedy boi.... You don dey collect tithe and u no b pastor

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Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:53am On Mar 12, 2016
MTN- 0391 4894 0161 8188 MTN- 8363 3757 4807 6701
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Acidosis(m): 9:55am On Mar 12, 2016
Rich4god:
Chai.... Greedy boi.... You don dey collect tithe and u no b pastor
Loool

Thanks again OP, got another MTN
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 9:57am On Mar 12, 2016
Acidosis:

Loool

Thanks again OP, got another MTN
Chai...

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Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 9:59am On Mar 12, 2016
Mission 1 complete; All recharge cards pasted. Now next mission begins.

Chapter One of the Doctrine is called the ADSPIRAMEN. Here in Chapter one, ten questions shall be asked. Each question carries 3 points. Questions shall be asked until the 30th of every month. Then winners shall have their monies sent to their accounts(or if they want it as recharge cards).

Question 1: Who created the Universe?
a. Reverad b. Nymphidis c. Uncertain
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by ccvizzle(m): 9:59am On Mar 12, 2016
Rich4god:
Chai...

U dey mad abi shay na play we com play 4 here?
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 10:00am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
Mission 1 complete; All recharge cards pasted. Now next mission begins.

Chapter One of the Doctrine is called the ADSPIRAMEN. Here in Chapter one, ten questions shall be asked. Each question carries 3 points. Questions shall be asked until the 30th of every month. Then winners shall have their monies sent to their accounts(or if they want it as recharge cards).

Question 1: Who created the Universe?
a. Reverad b. Nymphidis c. Uncertain
lol.... See question.....

From your school of thought, the answer is C
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 10:01am On Mar 12, 2016
ccvizzle:


U dey mad abi shay na play we com play 4 here?
Wats ur problem....
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Emmysky(m): 10:01am On Mar 12, 2016
B
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by ccvizzle(m): 10:01am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
Mission 1 complete; All recharge cards pasted. Now next mission begins.
Chapter One of the Doctrine is called the ADSPIRAMEN. Here in Chapter one, ten questions shall be asked. Each question carries 3 points. Questions shall be asked until the 30th of every month. Then winners shall have their monies sent to their accounts(or if they want it as recharge cards).
Question 1: Who created the Universe?
a. Reverad b. Nymphidis c. Uncertain

B. Nymphidis
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by eleko1: 10:04am On Mar 12, 2016
God. Young man,repent/give ur life to JESUS.Dnt deceive urself with ur useless deaf,dumb,blind/cripple gods. undecided

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Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 10:04am On Mar 12, 2016
Rich4god:
lol.... See question.....
From your school of thought, the answer is C
3 points
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 10:05am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
3 points
tongue tongue
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 10:08am On Mar 12, 2016
2. What is the meaning of the words 'Alkervum Auriem? a. City of God b. City of Gold c. City of Old
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 10:11am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
2. What is the meaning of the words 'Alkervum Auriem? a. City of God b. City or Gold c. City of Old
From your school of thought, the answer is B
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by adren(m): 10:13am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
2. What is the meaning of the words 'Alkervum Auriem? a. City of God b. City or Gold c. City of Old

city of God -A
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 10:13am On Mar 12, 2016
Rich4god:
From your school of thought, the answer is B
6pts
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 10:17am On Mar 12, 2016
3. Homo Tactilus was the spirit/external memory of ----------------
a. Reverad b. Eartum c. Venomus
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 10:20am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
3. Homo Tactilus was the spirit/external memory of ----------------

a. Reverad b. Eartum c. Venomus
From your school of thought, the answer is A
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by adren(m): 10:23am On Mar 12, 2016
otemanuduno:
3. Homo Tactilus was the spirit/external memory of ----------------

a. Reverad b. Eartum c. Venomus


must be A
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 10:45am On Mar 12, 2016
adren:



must be A
Are you a liverpool fan?
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Aurelius1(m): 11:05am On Mar 12, 2016
Reverad (A)
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by adren(m): 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2016
Rich4god:
Are you a liverpool fan?
yeah.. I am a Liverpool fan..
I guess you are too..
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by Rich4god(m): 12:32pm On Mar 12, 2016
adren:


yeah.. I am a Liverpool fan..

I guess you are too..

It takes one to spot one...
Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno: 1:47pm On Mar 12, 2016
Rich4god:
From your school of thought, the answer is A
Correct! 9 points. First to answer gets it.

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