The mysterious twenty thousand naira
By: Akhigbe Oziegbe
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Chapter One
Last week was my birthday i didnt celebrate it because no money at all, the only gift i got was from my girlfriend and of course you know the items
1. Boxer
2. Singlet
3. Handkie
4. Chew gum she come manage buy 200 naira recharge card join, i dont know why some girls cannot give their guys a better gift and when e reach their turn they will be expecting Iphone 6s, well i dont blame them because they belief that we are the one to spend for them not the other way round,so i relaxed in my room watching blue film with my laptop in Aba, Abia State Nigeria.I am Oziegbe, i school in Aba.Next tomorrow is my girlfriend birthday and i dont have anything with me, how do i celebrate it? she has been disturbing me from day one that she want a party in China Town Along Aba/Owerri Road, and of course i promised heri will take her there, but now i nor even get garri to drink for house, na how i wan take carry her go outing, hmmmm i wish we can justjump the date, i put a call to my brothers and sisters everybody wey i know, but all i got is that month never end.Hmmmmmm, maybe i go go steal oh, because if i nor celebrate this birthday na big fucckup oh, and me i love the girl and i nor want do anything wey go make her vex, i love her because she is cool, nice, hot (in bed) and clever, she sabi calculus well well and me i dull for maths right from childhood and also she be our VP for our department, so imagine the guy wey i dey blow when me and she they waka for road, dating VP for our department na big boy things na.I was carried away watching blue film when somebody knock on my door, chai i dey hate amwell well say i dey watch blue film person come knock wey e be say my dragon still stand between my leg, hmmm i pause the film and close the laptop, i use towel cover myself because i nor wear anything before, i cover mydownside well well then i waka go open door,.
Me: na who be that?
Unknown: na me Joshua i open the door.
Me: na wetin you dey findabeg come out for environmental.Me: you dey craze, na im make you wan break my door.
Joshua: na you dey mad, see as you increase the volume of film wey you they watch, abi you nor know say people they hear, since you nor get wetin you wan do this morning better comeout make we do clean up.
Me: get out joor.I lock my door again, and he shouted from outside“if you wan fucck no be pionner they back of you so, money wey you don use buy tissue paper take they clean up after you marstubate finish go don reach you fucck one girl.“na how him know say i they marstubate”?

Chapter Two
I continue watching my movie, though i will have to pay a fee for ignoring, me wey no get money were i wan see money pay, mtcheew abeg make them they go joor, i dey talk about Glory them they talk about environmental sanitation, oh yeah Glory is her name, on the day of my birthday she was the first person to wish me happy birthday, because of that she called me by 11:30PM and we talk till 12AM, she say she nor want make another person first her wish me happy birthday, i like the girl sha, i love everything about her expecially her backside, and when she they ontop me they do kerewa oh men, my eye they turn me like person wey win lottery, that her yash na die, and also she they like dress cooperate, she’s a Science student soi understand, she’s short, dark and have fine face come get open teeth join am, and i believe say na that open teeth make her fine, no be me wey get two open teeth come make me be like Vampire 2.2, but i fine sha.I watch movie till sleep enter my eye, around evening i stand up go check first bank for Aba/Owerri Road wether i go get small thing for hand, i reach there come see cue, i nor know why long cue they always they this bank upon all say them get many Atm matchine, so i decided to wait, yes i can do anything for Glory, na she be my glo unlimited.I stay for line till twenty minutes, e be like the line no they move because na where i stand na im i still they, even some guys don fed up begin go house with anoyance, well them no get wetin them want use money do like me wey get party to host, i remain in the cue till night that means i spend one hour twenty minutes there, na one person come they my front and i begin smile for my mind small, devil wan come do im own as e dey reach my turn soldier come out from nowhere, as i see them na im i say make i quickly put my Atm card, the black man shouted “hey you hold am there” i pause immediately.
Soldier: you they see us wan come withdraw you wan quick put your Atm abi?
Me: sorry sir, i nor know.
Soldier: oya shift go one corner, I shift oh, the others remain in the van while the oga stand for my front they withdraw, i nor want any wahala with those guys, they can be so wicked at times, i wonder where them they see their weed buy, the soldier wether na inspect him come inspect the Atm i nor know because him bend down begin they look every part of the Atm, him guys they motor they wait for am,
Soldier: na how this thing they work self?
Me: make i assist you?
Soldier: oya come.
Na Idiot na im be, him put card, and the Atm show “Reset Password” or “put password”so i press put password and told him him to puthis pin.
Soldier: oya shift go back.
I give am space and i guess he knows the rest by himself, he withdraw money for good ten minutes, so when e reach my turn, i put my Atm and check my balance nothing they, “Oh My God” so i just spend good 2 hours here for nothing, no wahala there is god, there is god oh, i left the bank with anger, when i got home i took my phone and called my mum,
Mum: hello Oziegbe
Me: good evening ma.
Mum: how you they?Me: i nor they fine.
Mum: hiah, abeg say you they fine.
Me: i nor they fine joor.
Mum: Oziegbe say you they fine now.
Me: okay i dey fine.
Mum: good, make you nor they use your mouth talk bad bad things.
Me: okay ma.
Mum: so wetin happen?
Me: we they go on excursion and i nor get money.
Mum: how much?
Me: five thousand naira.

Chapter Three

Mum: so na because of five thousand naira you nor they fine abi?
Me: yes na everybody for class don pay finish na me remain.
Mum: then why you nor tell me since?
Me: na urgent oh.
Mum: how excursion go be urgent something abiperson no go prepare down?
Me: them no quick tell us.
Mum: then you better wait oh because government never pay us.
Me: the dead line don pass oh.
Mum: tell them to hold on, abi them don pay una lecturer? i wonder wetin you they use all your money do.
Me: hiah, na handout na abeg mum try na.
Mum: no worry make month end you hear, bye bye.
She don cut am be that, so na wetin i go cum donow eh, i dey hate this kind nonsense joor, na now wey i need money na im fuckup come they now abi, anyway make i see wetin my mumu neighbour go talk. I leave my room go knock for my neigbhour door, the idiot loud music as if him they party, i wonder wetin him dey do for inside that room, i knock and knock and knock the idiot no hear, so i enter my room back and took my phone, i called him five times before he pick,
Joshua: na why you they disturb me na?
Me: my good neighnour, how you they?
Joshua: the one wey you they call me good neighbour so, make u know say i nor get garri for house oh, because i nor say everytime wey you need garri na im you they form good friend.
Me: hiah, come outside na i wan yan you something.
Josh: na better thing?
Me: yes na,. Na one babe like that wey i wan give you.
Josh: oya come my doormouth now. I cut the call and quickly ran to his door, i saw him standing there.
Me: bros bros (i hail him)
Josh: forget that one joor, na which babe be that.
Me: na one oshere oh, the girl make sense die.
Josh: na how i go get her na?
Me: i get her number na.
Josh: oyaa call am for me sharp sharp.
Me: no wait first, e get wetin i need from you before i go give you the number.
Josh: na wetin be that na?
Me: i need you to borrow me five thousand naira month end i go give you back.
Josh: “chineke me ehh”,
Me: na why you they shout like that na?
Josh: you wicked well well, you nor like me at all.
Me: wetin i do you?
Josh: so because of only number na im you wancollect five thousand naira, god punish you.
Me: i go give you back month end na.
Josh: i dey tell you say no garri for house, you no get sense at all?
Me: abeg no vex bye bye idiot.
Josh: oyan anra.
Na mumu him just because of only five thousandnaira na im they shout as if him they hospital wan born pikin, i nor know why that guy they always mumu like that oh.
I enter my room and close my door, time to sleep for tomorrow, school dey tomorrow and we get assignment self wey Mr. Joseph give us, and i hate calculus well well, i have to go school in time oh to copy from glory my lover, that girlhead they scatter for calculus, wether them tear her head put test book i nor know, so i charge all my phone, torch and laptop, i took water out and baf, around after nine i snore into dreamworld,::::::::i see myself for big river with other fishermen, they took net and start catching fish, me i just stand they look them, they look like americans, i look my left and saw a basket, i took the basket and start packing snail on the ground, they many well well so i continue packing, as i was packing it i was couting them, i park twenty thousand snails, inside one small basket, then i took canoe and paddle it to one big stadium, i enter the stadium and start sharing it to evrybody, i make sure it get to everyone, then after i share the snail finish, i left the stadium and enter my canoe and paddle it back, on my way i saw a big ship with guns coming towards me, na those white guys wey i dey follow fish they the ship, as i saw them i try to get out of the way but they bend the ship to my side and wanted to crush me, as they wan just hit me na im i wakeup.I look around and saw my alarm ringing, thank you alarm for saving me from that ship, but i wonder why my alarm they by 12:01AM, i dont rememebr setting my alarm oh.

Chapter four

Well i stood up and took garri from my blue rubber, na by this time
they sweet to drink garri, i on my laptop and started playing music,
i soak the garri put milk and chocolate (my best combo) i begin they
drink garri in the middle of the night and my garri don finish oh,
after i finish drinking the garri, i took one big mathematics textbook
and search for calculus, i nor see am, so i took another textbook and
search for calculus i still no see am, na wa oh, i took my notebook
and try to pickout something that will help me in the assignment, but
i nor grab anything, so i finally giveup and cover my book, i cover my
laptop also and lay my head on my pillow and doze of.
The next day i woke up early and quickly fetch water outside, na buy
we dey buy the water and na ten ten naira, i dey hold the man more
than three hundred naira, anytime i get money i dey always forget to
pay, na when i nor get money i dey remember, i fetch my water jejeje
and enter my small creeb, i check time 7:06AM, waoh time dey run oh,
so i quickly took my bath and wear my dress hurridly, i nor get mirrow
so i use my phonescreen to do mirrow,.
After i package myself finish i enter road they go school, i borrow
hundred naira from mtn sharp sharp and call glory,
she pick am once like say she they expect my call before.
Glory: hello dear
Me: babe how far.
Glory: how far still they far
Me: i hope you don ready finish?
Glory: nah na now i wan take my bath now.
Me: why na, i think i tell you say make you quick come so that i go
copy your assignment.
Glory: no oh i nor go quick come oh, i get wetin i dey do for house.
Me: na wetin you they do
Glory: no worry, when you see me you go know.
Me: okay abeg how we go do the assignment?
Glory: you go help me summit am, i go give faith my roomate make she give you.
Me: na which time she go come?
Glory: i nor know but i believe say she go first me come.
Me: nnah ehh, you dey fucck up oh.
Glory: hiah you don see up wey dey fucck before?
Me: abeg do dey come joor,
Glory: i dey vex for you oh.
Me: wetin happen, what i do?
Glory: so you wan tell me say you nor know.
Me: know wetin na?
Glory: chai Jesus, i don suffer.
Me: tell me na, abi na because of your birthday tomorrow?
Glory: no worry, leave bye bye we go see for school.
Me: tell faith make she............
"kpam kpam kpam"
she cut the call on me, how can she do that? a whole me gburu gburu
one of Edo (i nor know wetin e mean, make una ask negus).
I was surprise she just cut the call like that without even telling me
what i did, well make we reach school first, but the thing dey vex me
oh, wey e be say i borrow credit call her she come they cut the call,
hmmmm i nor blame her, na her pusssi i blame wey sweet like that.

Chapter Five

I waka reach school and those idiot security men tell me make i show
them my school ID card, i nor know when them bring this nonsense law oh, we nor
they show ID card before na, na to just enter gate, abi e be like say na the new rector bring
this yeye law,
me i nor hold my ID here,
and e be like say na me be first person for school apart from those
deeper life member wey them they sleep for school, or maybe them they
come around 5AM na them sabi, anyway i sit down for one restuarant wey
they there they wait for the first guy to show, i like the woman wey
they sell there for here well well, she get three children and one old man as
husband, wetin they trip me for the woman be say she get yash like
yatch, she get body come get big breast like toolz chai, women wey don born they
fine like this? some people they say once women don born them go lose
their shape, wether na true i nor know because e be like say na now
this woman shape they come out, omon na to find wey break the code oh, I hope them no go burst my head sha, to come imagine the tight tight clothes wey she dey wear self which guy head no go scatter?
I sit down for her frontage dey look gate like gateman, then i saw the
first guy, the guy dey ugly na once them go differentiate us, the guy
just show im id and enter inside, na wa oh, na why me nor come know na,
maybe na because i nor they like read notice board, na only when them
they paste result i dey near notice board, i remember when them put my
name for one of the guy wey win award (facebook award) na person come
tell me for class after three days, and i nor know say them put the
money for registration, na later when we dey collect clearance i know.
Three guys pass them nor fit my taste until i see one handsome dude
like me dey come, omon the way i rush get up as if i wan go toast am,
lol,
Me: bro how far na.
Bro: i dey oh, na wetin happen?
Me: u dey fear?
Bro: the one wey you just rush come so how I nor go fear na?
Me: guy no fear i just want ask something from you.
Bro: wetin be that?
Me: upon say you na guy like me, you gat to help, i forget my
school id for house and i need your own.
Bro: why you go forget your own?
Me: na rush oh.
Bro: if i give you my own na how i go come take enter?
Me: that one simple na, once you enter inside, you come back here and
throw your id for me, them me go use am enter.
Bro: how I go take know say u nor go run with am?
Me: come on bro wetin I wan use am do, na money e be? abeg help me joor.
Bro: hmmm, na how much you give me?
Me: bro abeg help me na, me i dey broke as you see me so.
Bro: then forget na if you nor go give me anything.
Me: you be guy man like me oh, why you wan fall fellow guy hand na.
Bro: no vex.
See this guy oh, him just waka leave me for there like i toast am him
no gree, oh men i go show that guy pepper,, imagine a whole senior
like me, and i believe say him go be my junior oh.
Waoh, if i say make i return back na, before i dey come back time don
go, so make i cucuma enter road they go Glory house, with luck i fit
see faith for road, so i carry my small bag and begin waka go Glory
house.

Chapter Six

I begin they waka go Glory house (my sunshine) i love that girl so
much in that i can kill for her, you know what i mean? I nor mean kill
human being oh, i mean like catch rabbit and kill am for both of us.
As i dey go i dey see many many studunts for road, oh men, i don
fuckup oh, i quickly put a call to Glory, she didnt pick at first, i
call her again they say number busy, the third time still number
busy, hmmm na wa oh, na which kind person she dey yarn with na wey
come make her number they busy busy, well i wait for five minutes
before i call her again, dont forget i dey road dey go her house oh, i
never even reach anywhere self,
Glory: hello.
Me: na wetin make ur number they busy na?
Glory: wetin happen?
Me: why you dey answer me like that?
Glory: tell me wetin you wan tell me, i dey busy they ready for school.
Me: abeg give me faith number i dey come your house make i nor miss
her for road.
Glory: she don commot tey tey self with the book,
Me: waoh, she go don reach school?
Glory: i dont think so, wait let me call her.
She cut the call, and me come stand for center of the street road they wait for her to call me back, make e
no be say i miss this gurl oh, after some minutes she called me again.
Glory: she say make you wait for her for catholic church wey dey our road,
Me: na there i even stand now.
Glory: okay keep on waiting i will soon join you guys.
Me: okay be fast, luv you.
Glory: love me? Abeg go sit down joor.
Me: na why you they talk like that na?
She cut the call again, na wa for this girl oh, na three times she don
cut my call today, three times abi two times? Well e be like say na
two times, but if we they argue i go say na three times.
I waka go front small and stand for front of the church begin wait for
miss Faith, faith na Glory roomate and i hate the girl with passion,
she too they form and me i nor they like people wey they form, anytime
i go visit Glory na so she go just form throway face commot for room
for us, even sometimes self Glory have to signal her before she will
leave or she will leave by herself when she see say we don start romance, i nor blame her, na becus of one mumu physics lecturer wey they
Bleep her black ass, she no even sabi anything apart
from english, her
score na yash she dey take get am, e get one time
wey she and one girl
they quarrel for school come see as them they insult each other,
shouting anyhow,
""""""
me i dey paste result for board when faith come check her own, she
check am finish begin jubilate, e be like say she get A, then chioma
come check her own and her face change,
Chioma: hmm me wey i dey write everything, they answer question for
class, they score highest for test, how manage i come get BC? This
ojoro go stop oh.
She was so angry that she push faith out of the way, faith retaliate and
hold her back
Faith: are you okay or you are blind now because of your score?
Chioma: leave my shirt jare, see who they talk, as if you sabi anything.
Faith: i dont know anything but my scores are higher than yours.
Come see people don they comeout.
Chioma: your scores, is it what you wrote they give you, abeg commot
for my front jare, after you don go use your yash score point already
you come here they make mouth.
Faith: oh yes i score point with my ass go and die, na me say make you
get flat yash.
Chioma: i nor get your time joor.
Faith: nonsense girl like you wan form big girl for were i dey, you
fit go were i dey go
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"Oziegbe" i was shock that i came back to reality, i was so lost in my
thought that i didnt even hear my name been called.
Faith: did somebody die? (she came close to me)
Me: die as in?
Faith: because i've been calling since now.

Chapter Seven
Me: no mind me joor, i be they think.
Faith: as young as you are you are thinking, what if you are married?
Me: the thinking will reduce.
Faith: see you, please lets walk fast because we have to copy the
assignment together oh.
Me: wait, you mean say you never copy am.
Faith: i have not.
Me: why na.
Faith: well i wasnt around, i just came back this morning.
Me: hiah, and time don go oh.
Faith: thats why we have to walk fast.
Me: okay oh, what of my wife.
Faith: hehehehehe, your wife and you forget her birthday.
Me: taa,
Faith: what?
Me: tomorrow is her birthday.
Faith: really?
Me: yes na, i even set alar..... (i remember the alarm that ring in
the midnight) Oh my God..
Faith: oh now you remember.
Me: abeg Faith i need your help.
Faith: abeg count me out of it.
Me: please na, i will pay you well.
Faith: you will pay me, hmmmm, what do you want me to do?
Me: i want you to help me copy this assignment, am going somewhere.
Faith: not possible.
Me: please na, i beg you with name of God.
Faith: beg me with the name of money.
Me: okay how much?
Faith: four thousand.
Me: 4k for what, na book i wan print?
Faith: hmmm, you know i can still help you because as it stand now,
Glory is angry with you already, she said she was the first to wish
you happy birthday.
Me: chai i don die oh, please help me na, okay i will give you 2k.
Faith: deal?
Me: yes na.
Faith: where is the money?
Me: i will give you when i return from bank now please na.
Faith: okay no problem, write your full name and matric number for me.
Me: okay thanks so much.
I wrote my details for her and also collect her number, she said she
will help me out, and she will device a plan for me so far there is
money, i thank her so much and dissappear to another lane.
I enter umuojima road and rush home sharply, i got home and lay on my
bed, i dont really know how to get this money but i believe the money
will come, her birthday is today and i have not even test her, nor call
her, oh men i don fuckup big time, so I look around to see if there is
anything in my room that can give me money, there is nothing apart
from my laptop, so what do i do now, i have to sell it because i have
no other option, i can always buy new one, but if i lose Glory i
cannot buy her back, because a glasss that has been shattered even if
you join them back, it can never remain thesame, so i quickly took the
laptop and put it in my bag, i lock my door and head out to Saint
Micheal's in Park Aba City.
On my way i wanted to call Glory but i kick against it since Faith say
i should not call her till night, so i pocket my phone back as the
keke speed off

Chapter Eight

Well i got to saint micheal and locate were they sell second hand laptop.
Make una come see as them they prize my fine laptop ten thousand, the
highest one na fifteen thousand naira, e just be like say make i slap
them, na which kind nonsense be this, laptop wey i buy fortyfive
thousand naira for second hand, wey nothing do am, and e dey work
sharp sharp, i just dont know what to do and i cant sell this laptop
for 15k is too small na, so i decided to giveup and go home,
i don they go house wey i beging they think the implication of wetin i
dey do, if i dont make this birthday a day to remember for glory i nor
go ever dey happy with myself, come imagine wetin she go they think,
she go vex for me wella, she fit even breakup with me because this one
na her first birthday wey i dey witness, and she don they use this
birthday they sing for my ear since we enter this relationship, she
say she nor dey celebrate her birthday before and she hate it, but i
manage persuade her to let me celebrate it for her, so since then she
has be reminding me everyweek to make sure that her first birthday
celebrate will be a tale to remember forever, well no bi my fault na,
no money oh, money wey i be they gather for her na im i use play
bet9ja wey gunners go fall my hand, omo i nearly get hypertension that day, if
no be glory wey console me na only God know where I for they now.
I was going home when i suddenly stop at once, i remember wetin she
tell me before say when she dey five and her parents wan celebrate her
birthday na that time her elder brother die because of her through
accident, because he dont want to miss the celebration, when i
remember i turn and make up my mind to sell the laptop for fifteen
thousand naira, so i return back to the shop and meet the mumu boy.
Guy: you don ready to sell am now.
Me: yes but add something oh.
Guy: i nor even get that fifteen thousand naira again self, na ten
thousand naira dey here.
Me: so wetin you mean.
Guy: take ten thousand or you dey go.
Hmmm na which kind trouble be this na, and na only him be say fifteen
thousand oh, so na wetin i go do nam i gat no choice than to sell the
laptop for that amount.
Me: oya bring the money.
Guy: correct guy na now you come.
Why him no go happy wey i dey sell laptop of 90 thousand naira to am,
na idiot im be, even though the laptop they work fine fine, nothing do
am, the thing they pepper me for body i swear, so he sat down and look
at the laptop, he open it and check if the laptop is okay, when he see
that there is no fault, he shake him head like mumu and smile, hh
give me make i hold am and enter inside go bring money.
Then message enter my phone, i be no wan look am but i just say make i
read am say e fit be faith, so i read it and what i saw shock me.
Twenty thousand naira was transfered to my unity bank account, i look
at the name i dont know this person oh, but who cares, i left guy shop
and ran home jubilating.

Baba go finish the mysterious mirror abeg.

thagift:
Baba go finish the mysterious mirror abeg.

yeah sure

Oboy see free gift, how can i sell a healthy laptop at that price, i won't try such,even though the love is pulling like water loo

Hmmmmm

ozila:


yeah sure

Abeg make consistency your watch word na.
Finish one before anoda, so there will be better concentration and creativity.

I know writing a story is not as easy as reading it, we do appreciate your creativity, but try lead us on a straight journey b4 diving into anoda.

Thanks.

Mr ozila can even forfeit his school fees for adanna sef, I trust him shaaaa

daneni1:


Abeg make consistency your watch word na.
Finish one before anoda, so there will be better concentration and creativity.

I know writing a story is not as easy as reading it, we do appreciate your creativity, but try lead us on a straight journey b4 diving into anoda.

Thanks.

this one go finish today

Following

Chapter Nine

I dont know who send the money but anybody wey send am na God go bless
that person, maybe the person know say i dey in need of that money
hence sending it, i check the name well as i dey keke, the name na hausa
name, i called all my sisters and brothers they say them no send
anything, abi na angel send am for me, since my people them say no be them send
am so, e fit be bank error oh, and if i nor quick withdraw am now them
go take am back sharp sharp, so getting to trailer road close to abia
state polytechnic, i told the keke man to stop sharp sharp.
Keke man: i think say na mcc you they go.
Me: i nor go there again, na how much be my money?
Kekeman: na 30 naira.
Me: i gave him fifty naira and told him to keep the change, why i nor
go talk so when twenty thousand naira don enter my account, i ran to
the other lane and enter unity bank, i quickly took my ATM out and
insert inside the matchine, i nor know why the matchine come they slow
oh, when person need something na by then devil go they work, i
quickly put my code and withdraw everything in my account, if them wan
carry am back them go see say na empty kobo they inside, omo i was
filled with and happiness when i withdraw that money, i smile as i
leave the ATM bank, others come they look me as if i be mad person, i
begin waka they go come they greet everybody wey i meet for road open
my shinning teeth, instead of me to go home thats MCC, i enter keke
and go back to park, then from park i enter bus straight to Ariaria
International Market, na so hold up full road, chai Aba road bad sha,
the worst thing be say as the road bad na so motor and keke they speed
pass am, na keke own worst, them go see tiny space yet them go wan
enter am like that thereby pouring water on people passing, well thank
God say governor Ikpeazu don they repair them now, that place go soon turn
to commercial city, because na that bad road they hold them before,
talking about production them sabi am, i hail my Aba guys oh, i just
hope and pray that Governor ikpeazu finish all the project wey him
start, assuming him uncle start the work during him tenure aba for don
be beautiful city now, well i believe Ikpeazu go do them,.
I continue they kpara my head for Aba road wey e be say i nor be Aba
boy, well i like the city even though i nor be part of the city, the
thing wey come they vex me there na this segregation talk.
When we reach Ariaria market come see rush like rush hour, everywhere
they scattered na so kpotokpoto full ground, we stop at one park and
everybody come down.
Now where do i start my chopping from, na chopping abi shopping?

Chapter Ten
I dont know where to start my shopping from, i only want to buy those
big big frame wey they cost six thousand naira and wey person fit
insert picture, na this kind thing i dey like buy for girls, and yes i
go still carry her go china town with her friends and some of mine,
hmmm i have to spend wisely oh wey i never know who send the money so
i don begin they spend am, i pray God help me.
I locate the place they sell frame, different stores with different
type of frame, all of them confuse my head in that i nor even know
which one i go buy finish, i continue checking, i will pick one and
later drop it and go for another, i search and search and search until
i settle for one big fine one design with red and brown colours, why i
choose it is that, there is one of her pics on my phone, she wore red and
brown there, so the thing go match well well, i price it five thousand
naira, the man no gree until i add 4ive hundred naira join am, after i
buy am finish i waka go one shop and buy wetin she buy for me, i
bought brazier (i know the size of her breast e big well well) i
bought pant and fine shoe for her.
I don almost spend twelve thousand naira now, time to go.
I leave the market and enter keke go back to my house, then i went to china
town and inquire how much they sell their drink and pepper soup, the
price is not much even if she bring twenty people i go fit serve them I talk to the barman to arrange a special place for us upstair.

after arranging everything in my house i called Faith and told her to
execute the plan, i bought blue globe and put in my room, then i
design my room with chrismas light and put her pics everywhere, i went
out to print her pics from my phone, after printing i put the picture
inside the frame and rap the frame very well, then after everything i
lock my windows and cover my cuttons and everywhere became totally dark in
my room even though its day time, na im i they like make my room they
dark, though this one worst because i plan am, i meet my neighbour and
borrow his generator for five hundred naira, he was surprise where i
got the money from because i was begging him earlier today, then after
filling the fuel and connecting the wires, i went out and bought wine
six hundred naira and small cake, i hide them under my reading desk in
my room.
I look inside my room and congratulate my work, then i went to back
and took my bath, after bathing i took my phone and message six of my
friends to come to china town by eight pm, that there is something
going on, of course they accept when they confirm the drinks will be
on me, i nor invite any of my girlfriends, i nor want wahala oh, after
everything i lay in my bed and pretend like say am not feeling fine, i
took some medicine inside my table and scatter them on the carpet and
lay down to sleep, but before sleeeping i text Faith that the plan is
On.

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Chapter Eleven


I slept on the bed like someone that has been sick for four days
without food, i hope and pray Faith wont fuckup oh because i really
need to complete this plan or else i will lose glory forever,.
I relax for my bed till 7pm sick wey i nor sick before, the sickness
come they enter my body small small, you know sometimes in the evening sleep
they bring fever come for person body, but the one wey they come now i
hope no be real one oh, around after seven i heard knock on my door,
though i didnt lock it sha, i do like person wey nor hear, the person
knock again, when e say i nor open door the person open the door,
Glory and Faith come inside and lock the door, they switch on the normal
light and saw me lieing on my bed, glory was so touch that she throw
her handbag away and sit down close to me for the bed.
Glory: baby, am so sorry its now Faith told me you have malaria and
thats why you have to go home.
For my mind i was smilling and outside i be like person wey cool wan
kill and Faith they there they laugh
Me: its alright its just a little fever.
Glory: come on dear i know you, for you to miss lesson that thing must
be serious, have you eaten?
Me: no.
Glory: why and you take your drugs like that?
Me: i dont feel like eaten.
Faith cant control her laughter again in that she burst in laughing.
Glory: whats wrong Faith?
I stood up and remove my blanket I walk to the table and remove the cake (under rap) then I meet faith were she's standing while Glory just sat on the bed looking at us in a confusing manner, then i open the cake and on the blue light and omon my room come they blue, na so Glory just stand for
front they confuse, she look around by he room and saw everywhere sparkling clean a lot of her pics on my wall.
Glory: whats going on?
I move closer to her and kneel down.
Me: baby happy birthday.
She was astonish with the way i arrange everything,.
Glory: wait wait wait wait, you mean this is all a plan to draw me here.
Faith: for love.
Glory: hmmm wey my guy no fit wish me happy birthday since last night.
Me: come on am sorry but its part of the plan, afterall you said i
should make it a day you wont forget, i hope you are ready for that, come on please just cut the cake I have other surprises.
Glory: hmmmm am was really angry with you for not been the first to tell me happy birthday.
Me: am really sorry but am still the first to celebrate it for you.
Glory: how can see three of us celebrate birthday, I would have invite my friends if I know earlier.
Faith: they are already waiting for us.
Glory: were?
Faith' at China town.
Glory: waoh, this really is a big surprise.
Me: yeah so can you cut the cake now?
she carry the cake drop am for table then she carry my head closer to her and samma me wet kiss, omo I don dey wait for that kiss since.
Faith: eeehm make una no vex oh but them they wait for us, cut the cake make we dey go na.
Glory: make them wait na, I think say we suppose cut the cake for the party.
Me: this one is just preliminary.
Glory: hmmmmm
Me: come on dear lets go.
Glory: no am shy i cant go oh.
Me: what do you mean?
Glory: I don't really know but I just like staying here with two of you and celebrate it here.
Me: but the party is for you.
Faith: for us..
Me: dear what is it?
Glory: this is my first time, am really greateful but i dont why i
just dont feel like going.
Me: come on dear, this is a day you should not miss, so please do it for me.
We persuade her very well until she agreed to go, then we took
everything we need and of course i took my gift i bought for her and
we hed to chinatown.

Chapter Twelve

When we reach i even surprise to see many people like thirty of our
school mate, waoh na where them pass come out i hope my money go reach
oh, as we reach there they welcome her with birthday song, she was
very shy hiding her face on my shoulder, all of us go upstair and leave
the downstair for people wey they drink, we all sat in round table
and drink, eat and dance, of course Glory wont dance except i join
her, so we enter stage everybody clap for us, i dance as i sabi even
though i nor know how to dance but glory dey dance sha, i nor know say she
sabi dance before i na now i see her dance step, evrybody was happy
and when i was alone drinking at one table, i look at glory from where
she was dancing with her mate, i smiled.
I excuse myself and go downstairs, i meet the bar man and ask him how
much we don spend, he told me small amount and i was happy, i return
back to the grove and saw Glory sitting alone waiting for me.
I go there go meet her.
Me: wetin birthday girl sit down here they do wey your friends they dance.
Glory: am tired oh and i need to rest so i look around and i didnt see
my boyfriend so i decided to wait for him. here.
Me: hmmm am glad you are happy.
Glory: thanks to you am overjoy with happiness,.
Me: am glad to hear that.
I look at her face and i saw happines truly, day don they dark e go
they like eleven now, so everybody begin they go house, as them they go
everybody they drop something for glory, me and she just sit down for
red chair, she wear red gown while me wear complete normal wear,
after people don go finish e come remain me and she including Faith,
then we park everything wey them give her inside bag, i calld the
barman and pay him, then we commot for the bar and enter road they go
house, i dey very tired the best thing now na to go sleep oh, as we
enter house all of us relax for bed including Faith, she cannot go
house today because its dark, and of course shes waitng for her own
share, she try sha for her parole and na she even organise the party,
i even think she deserve more than what we bargain for.
As all of us relax for bed, i got up and lock the door very well, the
girls don they sleep, so i arrange them well for bed while me relax
for carpet, the way wey Faith sleep they seductive oh, she just sleep
open leg down as if she they her papa house, and the way Glory come
they snore come they vex me, i nor know why she they always snore like
that, i try to sleep on the carpet because i nor wan disturb those
girls, but sleep no come, i dont know why but sleep no come, so i took
my phone and walk outside, i go backward and sit down for cement floor
for there and begin watch moving, i put my earphone to reduce noise,
our compound they fenced so no wahala, as i they watch the film i nor
know when somebody touch me for my shoulder, i was shock and i stood
up immediately and shout Jesus.
Faith: relax na me.

Watching blue film and you get girl friend... chai!

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