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| Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 12:44am On Mar 23, 2016 |
Labour time is a period of pain and anguish for women. And that is why we feel for them and try as much as possible to ease the discomfort. However, when the baby has been born, one cannot help but laugh at the drama and the things they say, though unintentionally, I went to see a lady in labour sometime ago... As I held her hand to offer words of encouragement, she asked me to ..."please carry me." I told her I couldn't do that, that it was not advisable... She threatened to slap me if I did not carry her...like a baby. Before I realised it, she reached from her bed, grabbed my shirt and pulled me violently towards her.. She tore my shirt pocket in the process. When I want to see her the following day after she had delivered, she apologised and we laughed about it. I was there when my unlce's wife was in labour for her first baby. The man had just arrived with food and supplies, but his wife refused to see him near her. With the pain of contractions driving her crazy, she winced, ruffled her hair and bit her fingers with a stern warning: "I don't want to see that man here." "He put me in this condition." In the end, we laughed about it. Hello, ladies. This is not to ridicule women. Just to acknowledge that after the pain, there is gain. What's your experience, man, woman? Let's hear them. 1 Like |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by dangotesmummy: 1:01am On Mar 23, 2016 |
When you're in pain your head IS not usually correct till the pain vanishes then your senses is restored |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nobody: 3:20am On Mar 23, 2016 |
mumsy kept calling every minute while i was in labour and I screamed on her not to call me again and flung my phone. that was d only strange thing i did, i just didnt want any disturbance. The nurses and Dr on duty didnt believe it was my first baby cos i only groaned silently in pain. God bless all mothers, e no easy for inside labour room. 6 Likes |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nobody: 3:20am On Mar 23, 2016 |
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| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 6:22am On Mar 23, 2016 |
dangotesmummy: Judging by the gnashing of teeth that occurs, one can only imagine the depth of the pain the women endure. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nobody: 2:17pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Thankfully you're not a woman, right? |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 6:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Yieldings: I do not think that is the issue here, madam. But I can assure you that I am happy with whatever gender/sex nature has bestowed on me. 1 Like |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Dyt(f): 7:14pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
I asked my hubby to be rubbing my back It helped Dunno what happened, his mum called him out So I was on my own shouting doc do something oooo I want to poop I want to bath I am cold I am hot Mil came and asked me stop shouting Are you the only one in the Hosp I look am come shout Doc I can't see again ooo I swear I can't I will confess Ask me anything I am ready to confess but do something When it was time to push I jumped down from the bed before the pain will come back Went to the labor room Before I was asker to push sef I was already pushing poo Mil was there I was asking for the man that put me in the condition but she didn't let her son come in I kept screaming I won't ever do this again No fuckinh way She was pressing my tummy Told me hold my legs to my shoulder I pushed ooo Head came out Wanted close leg but with hot iladi I opened Pushed with all my strength and baby was out With cord all around him Looking with his white eyes Opened Cry, he no cry Na dia I know say that boy go stubborn Until dem beat him bumbum I heard Wien wien wien Remover placenta and I was still doing eish eish Doc said I wonder how you sound when your hubby doing that thing I slept off after I pushed o But was woken with hot slaps  After 6weeks I went to the Hosp They named me and my son do something Hehehehehe 24 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by tpiah2: 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Are we searching for umbilical cords again? |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Dyt(f): 7:53pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
tpiah2: Is yours missing? 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by tpiah2: 8:31pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Dyt: |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 11:29pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Dyt: Your memory of your labour is very vivid... It runs like a movie. But who delivered the slap, if I may ask? |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by dangotesmummy: 11:32pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by tpiah2: 11:34pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by tpiah2: 11:37pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
If you are sambarry ( just went through your posts and saw the usual smut you glory in there), then try to indicate this when using your various ids. |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by dangotesmummy: 11:37pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by dangotesmummy: 11:41pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
tpiah2:are you ho-r-ny again?  Tpia tpia Vy-bra-tor dey o To help yourself Don't worry I won't collect money from you this time Iyawooo cooooo   |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by tpiah2: 11:43pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Smut. |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by dangotesmummy: 11:46pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Oyao tell us your Labour pain experience miss smut tpia iyawo coo |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Dyt(f): 11:52pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Nyceguy92: Its no movie I rem everything I said and did The only things I don't rem saying is when I am cummmming Ofcus my mil delivered me the slapses 1 Like |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nobody: 10:00am On Mar 24, 2016 |
the weird thing I did was shout down the hospital. Dear God... the hospital foundation must be so strong. And beating a particular nurse so much... I had to dash her some money after I had baby... Can't believe I am pushing again in the next two months. God please make it easier this time.... Amin. 12 Likes |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Dyt(f): 1:55pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
Rukemi291: Amen May this be very different We shall all laugh last Pls tag me when the pretty one arrives 3 Likes |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by emmchi(m): 3:31pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
When my elder sister wanted to gave birth to her first child some years back.She had to stay at the family home cuz hobby travelled out on a business trip.Unfortunately,on the day of her labour I was the only one at home had to take her to the hospital.she was screaming her lungs out at the doctors and nurses,saying all kind of incoherent words.The one that got me amused"ooh....doctor do something,why did I get pregnant ooo.I no know say na so e dey pain oo" Kudos to all mothers,it is not easy.especially the first timers. 2 Likes |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 5:04pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
Rukemi291: May God be with you at the appointed time... You don't have to worry about what you say or how much you shout because hospital staff are used to them. 1 Like |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nobody: 7:45am On Mar 25, 2016 |
Dyt:Thanks dear dyt. Will surely do. Amen o nyceguy92 |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Evina(f): 7:40pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Dyt: Are you serious?  I don't find this funny at all! Slap? Pressing your tummy? Such inhumane treatment! |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Evina(f): 7:45pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Rukemi291: Amen! God will be with you. There shall be NO complications during and afterwards. 2 Likes |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Dyt(f): 7:46pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Evina: Hehehehe Funny thing was I wasn't even feeling no pain of any of those The main pain was down there I heard when a woman sleeps after pushing hard, she might likely not wake up, probably the reason she descended my cheeks with slap In the tummy thing Maybe I didn't use the right word Mumbling it in a way Like when using hand to mix flour |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Evina(f): 8:09pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Dyt: LOL. I like how you are making light of the whole thing. I'm sure I will slap back sha. When I was having a contraction and the doctor was asking me to move further into the bed that I'm close to the edge, I snapped at him ehn! Also, when one of the nurses wan take style ask my hubby to leave when the hour came, nobody told her before she focus on her work. LOL |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by halfricanadian(f): 8:21pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Cant wait to experience mine I'm a drama queen so i can only imagine Dear future hubby get ready cos its gonna b like a movie  my sympathy to d doctors nd nurses dat will b on duty dat day1 Like |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 2:47am On Mar 26, 2016 |
**** |
| Re: Unusual Behaviours Of Women In Labour by Nyceguy92: 2:56am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Evina: Woosh... I am having goose pimples again. The way the women lie on the edge of the bed really scares me. You would think they are going to fall off the next second... And they don't seem to care/mind. The pain is primary business and anything that makes it less is welcome. |
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