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Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by qkman: 1:07pm On Jul 24, 2009
The koko mansion house mate (Rita Isoken) is the talk-of-the-town, after a presentation-gone-sour on the show. Comedians are now working on how to deploy her grammatical blunders(e.g. "Nigeria is not safety enough", "EFCC they are under yahoo"wink into their routines. Has Funke Akindele found a co-lead for JENIFA 3?
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Aks(m): 1:32pm On Jul 24, 2009
BELOW IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID, I THINK THE SHOW SHOULD PORTRAY LADIES WITH BEAUTY, BRAINS & good to take home by DBANJ. WHAT DO U THINK?

Here’s what she actually said:


1. People outside Nigeria, they think Nigeria is not well presentable.

2. Like, when they are coming to Nigeria, during the hairport, if they are in the hairport.

3. They will be afraid because of the criminals and YAHOO-YAHOO guys, you understand!

4. Because, we Nigerians, majority of us, we do DEMONS!

5. Outside the Country, like, outside the country, they feel every bad things is with us.

6. We are supposed to call the EFCC, like this EFCC now.

7. You know, EFCC, they are under YAHOO!

8. They do pick YAHOO guys, but they don’t have the things that they will use.

9. ’Cause YAHOO guys, most of them they use JAS and other things.

10. Outside the country, outside Nigeria, they feel we are the most DEMON people, like JAS, different things, every bad things.

11. And let’s think of it, most bad things, we do them, like YAHOO, like Criminals.

12. We know they have them outside the country, but most of them are in Nigeria.

13. They feel Nigeria are not SAFETY enough.

14. So, we have to use, we have to, as in, we are, we are, we are bold enough to take care of our Country.

15. Definitely, as especially the students, if the Government give them Good education, and give them good things they want, they’ll definitely, they’ll definitely, they’ll definitely give, they’ll definitely do what they want to do.

16. Like this aspect of EFCC, most of the YAHOO guys, EFCC pick YAHOO guys. We know that, but they are not bold enough, YAHOO guys, is like they are more stronger than them. ’Cause, they don’t have what they want, ’cause they don’t have the things to hold them well.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by ikamefa(f): 12:07am On Jul 25, 2009
Aks:

BELOW IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID, I THINK THE SHOW SHOULD PORTRAY LADIES WITH BEAUTY, BRAINS & good to take home by DBANJ. WHAT DO U THINK?

Here’s what she actually said:


1. People outside Nigeria, they think Nigeria is not well presentable.

2. Like, when they are coming to Nigeria, during the hairport, if they are in the hairport.

3. They will be afraid because of the criminals and YAHOO-YAHOO guys, you understand!

4. Because, we Nigerians, majority of us, we do DEMONS!

5. Outside the Country, like, outside the country, they feel every bad things is with us.

6. We are supposed to call the EFCC, like this EFCC now.

7. You know, EFCC, they are under YAHOO!

8. They do pick YAHOO guys, but they don’t have the things that they will use.

9. ’Cause YAHOO guys, most of them they use JAS and other things.

10. Outside the country, outside Nigeria, they feel we are the most DEMON people, like JAS, different things, every bad things.

11. And let’s think of it, most bad things, we do them, like YAHOO, like Criminals.

12. We know they have them outside the country, but most of them are in Nigeria.

13. They feel Nigeria are not SAFETY enough.

14. So, we have to use, we have to, as in, we are, we are, we are bold enough to take care of our Country.

15. Definitely, as especially the students, if the Government give them Good education, and give them good things they want, they’ll definitely, they’ll definitely, they’ll definitely give, they’ll definitely do what they want to do.

16. Like this aspect of EFCC, most of the YAHOO guys, EFCC pick YAHOO guys. We know that, but they are not bold enough, YAHOO guys, is like they are more stronger than them. ’Cause, they don’t have what they want, ’cause they don’t have the things to hold them well.





grin "  correct queens yinglish   kiss

nor be dbanj dey find kokolet?  grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by savanaha: 12:12am On Jul 25, 2009
Is it possible that some of these people are playing dumb to make the "reality" show more entertaining? I have never seen it but I suspect that some of the atrocities people believe are being commited are just for hock factor and attention aka entertainment.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by skfa1: 12:16am On Jul 25, 2009
This bullet is tooooo much, grin  grin
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by TOPE20001(f): 12:50am On Jul 25, 2009
make una leave rita jor tongue
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by floriana(m): 12:45pm On Jul 27, 2009
a kokolet is not supposed to be educated, well spoken or ladylike. Rita is an epitome of a kokolet.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Aprilmay(f): 1:20pm On Jul 27, 2009
kokolette rita

Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by biola44: 1:24pm On Jul 27, 2009
not surprised, grin
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by bigfather(m): 3:34pm On Jul 27, 2009
Abeg nothing do the babe o'jare !
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by frenchman(m): 5:45pm On Jul 27, 2009
I dont think there was any audition for these kokolettes
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jul 27, 2009
Love this girl cheesy
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by tunde300us(m): 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2009
Abegi ma ppl isnt this girl suppose to be a graduate?am sure her skl mates will be covering their faces in shame now,cos i cldnt even make meanings of anything she was saying.
I hope she don comot for the house sha cos she go infect all the girls with grammar-flu
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Rebarobyn: 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2009
I watched that clip of her presentation over and over again and it just keeps getting better, the problem is not just her being unexposed, she tries too hard to be like the other girls so she ends up looking ridiculous. I also do not believe she's a graduate, I think she's just one of those people who lie about going to school,

did you guys see the dance/choreography they did in the house? madam rita was hillarious as usual, lol
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by bawomolo(m): 6:56am On Jul 28, 2009
how did they allow to get through the auditions?

smh
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by minute(f): 8:04am On Jul 28, 2009
LOL . . . Thank God for Rita. Pure entertainment!


We nigeria . .majority of us we do demons

Yawuu Yawuu guys use jass . .most bad tins we do them L MAO!

That girl is a fighter . . . . she may not be the best English speaker
but with a little more education she'll be perfect . . . I think she'll be
very successful.

Rita deserve to be respected . . . at least she tried. undecided undecided undecided
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Rebarobyn: 8:40am On Jul 28, 2009
I so agree, Rita is the only entertainment I look forward to, she is comedy in human form, lol, but unfortunately we know she can't win, her confidence is typical of the Edo people, very bold and outspoken.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by chaps09(m): 8:45am On Jul 28, 2009
Real ladies can't be in KOKO MANSION, its all for d'banj's fans(those that want dbanj badly)
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jul 28, 2009
wasup wiv d girl, she is not even fine and from what i read
her english is horrible, maybe she just wants d money,
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by hackney(m): 2:03pm On Jul 29, 2009
I talk am say no serious top chic go come that koko mansion.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Naturez(m): 10:19am On Jul 30, 2009
hackney:

I talk am say no serious top chic go come that koko mansion.

Shey na serious gurls you dey expect for that kind mansion ni?
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by fyneguy: 3:16pm On Jul 30, 2009
Could it be that they picked up the girls from a brothel? undecided
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Tstark(m): 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2009
A typical example of a product from the Nigerian Educational System embarassed
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by bawomolo(m): 6:02pm On Jul 30, 2009
Naturez:

Shey na serious gurls you dey expect for that kind mansion ni?

playboy mansion or koko mansion?
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by chiogo(f): 6:09pm On Jul 30, 2009
"we do demons" indeed. cheesy grin na wa oo!!! I watched that clip - hilarious!!

Abeg, she even made the show interesting 'cause the show is a definition of boring.

What you see is what you get; D'banj himself didn't sound so educated when he came visiting. tongue orisirisi

I blame the Nigerian government for such crap as this. angry
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by nich(m): 6:46pm On Jul 30, 2009
damn! nna, i dont think she saw 'Jenifa' b4 the commencement of the koko mansion.
Is it true that the show's on Satellite tv? (chai,she haf kil hos)
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by oyinda3(f): 8:32pm On Jul 30, 2009
gosh i love this rita girl for some reason. just her craziness
yes koko mansion will definitely be boring n useless without her. cheesy
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Rebarobyn: 8:35pm On Jul 30, 2009
chiogo:

I blame the Nigerian government for such crap as this.  angry

we cant keep blaming the govt for everything, viewers determine what is aired on TV, if the show doesn't have popular viewing, there will be no sponsors and the producers will not be able to keep up with expenses and eventually, it will no longer be aired.

For what its worth anyway, rita is worth watching.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by chiogo(f): 9:02pm On Jul 30, 2009
Rebarobyn:

we cant keep blaming the govt for everything, viewers determine what is aired on TV, if the show doesn't have popular viewing, there will be no sponsors and the producers will not be able to keep up with expenses and eventually, it will no longer be aired.

For what its worth anyway, rita is worth watching.
Oh please, of course people are going to view it regardless of how trashy it may seem. Just like I'm not a big fan of flavor flav but I never missed an episode of flavor of love. It's all entertainment. . .that doesn't mean the actors/actresses are not trash  cheesy

I blame the government because if the economy was great, those girls would've never gone on the show to embarrass themselves the way they're doing for some change they hope to receive. I couldn't help but ask myself, "wth is this?" when I first saw the show; one could barely hear what they're even saying. I blame the Nigerian government!  sad

As for Rita - power to the people cheesy cheesy
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by Rebarobyn: 9:08pm On Jul 30, 2009
As good as the American economy is, aren't there prostitutes, strippers and escorts, If kokomansion were to be done in New York, I promise you, there will still be thousands at the audition, so this ain't about economy or govt., it boils down to what the society accepts and our values wink.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by chiogo(f): 9:19pm On Jul 30, 2009
It's not about being prostitutes, sluts, etc 'cause I haven't really seen the girls do anything sexual with D'banj the few times I watched some clips on youtube, unless they have. As for the ones on flavor of love, most of 'em had 'sexual encounters' with the ugly man. cheesy And they got paid by VH1. wink

When I say 'embarrassing themselves', I talk about their sluggish attitude. They barely do any meaningful activity other than eat and mutter incoherent stuff lol or some dancing outta nowhere psychotic, I tell ya. There are no competitions, dates, nothing. If no be lack of money cause am I dunno what else.
Re: Koko Mansion's Rita Isoken by MissyB1(m): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2009
chiogo:

When I say 'embarrassing themselves', I talk about their sluggish attitude. They barely do any meaningful activity other than eat and mutter incoherent stuff lol or some dancing outta nowhere  psychotic, I tell ya. There are no competitions, dates, nothing.
Gbam!!

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