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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by petkoffdrake2(m): 6:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
Gracito:
yeah
Ifite side baa?
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by yungmill(m): 6:53pm On Mar 26, 2016
Just remembered back then when I leave my hostel to read in sch @ nyt but branch my room in hall 4 to pick materials I leave there, then you hear guys shouting hide or potter hot plate is coming lol grin.

That cooking of beans part at nyt is the most annoying after reading of which I can't go to my hostel off k then I branch my room in hall 4 to sleep peacefully, only to open the door and the smell and heat of beans welcomes you angry then some will start arguing who between Kim k and Beyonce is more endowed .


You wake go home, in common room gamers are already gming , u come back from nyt class gamers are still gaming and u are like choi cry made the mistake of sleeping in my friends room in hall 3 on nyt on to hear steps in the wee hours of the day only to find out the were going to block f to spy on hall 2 babes bathing :[ boys are not smiling.





A beg do guys still escort babes to june12 now that there's ATM there? The lie that year was that money dey inside account not for pocket grin

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Gracito(f): 6:54pm On Mar 26, 2016
petkoffdrake2:

Ifite side baa?
yeah
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 6:55pm On Mar 26, 2016
IT'S IN HALL 3 U'LL DRY 1 LEG OF UR SHOE N WAIT 4 IT TO DRY B4 PUTTING D ODA LEG. #WU GET TOOTHPASTE I GET BRUSH!
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by renegademinds(m): 6:56pm On Mar 26, 2016
Oliviaarims:


Lol. I'm not a guy o. But,yea...everybody knows the reputation of Hall 4 boys grin
hey
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year. smiley smiley
You ll enjoy it cheesy I know I did
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by romeoetin(m): 7:00pm On Mar 26, 2016
Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben# cool

Concerning the poo
@Op in FUTO you will see someone coming out from the bush at night.
Me:Bros where you go
Omo I dey come from airport

Lol...
If you know wetin be airport, you can relate grin grin
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by adeleye003(m): 7:00pm On Mar 26, 2016
Oliviaarims:

grin
hahahaha....that's a first
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by romeoetin(m): 7:04pm On Mar 26, 2016
If ur broke and you don't have fancy clothes. Then pray for raining season.

You be hearing guys shouting " park my own, leave your own "

FUTO Hall B boys badt grin grin grin

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by olayinkajnr(m): 7:06pm On Mar 26, 2016
Lol, I remember wen I wan fry egg, no frying pan, na stock pot size 20 I use. I carry gallon of kerosene poor inside the pot, confusing it for groundnut oil. Na wen pot catch fire I realise say na kero I use instead of groundnut oil. Thank God I neva pour d egg inside. Na red oil I come later take fry d egg.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 7:06pm On Mar 26, 2016
adeleye003:
hahahaha....that's a first

What is?
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 7:06pm On Mar 26, 2016
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Rick9(m): 7:08pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hall 3_I rep, first week I came to the hostel, my foodstuffs were stolen, few days to exam my 2 best shirts were stolen.

Hall 3 Bad toilet, bathroom, theft etc.
Sth remarkable happened of recent few days to our last paper, around 5 am a guy was being chased in 400 series they chased him to 300 series and from there he jumped down, this guy couldn't move any part of his body. Hostel life sha different folks, u come back from night class , see squatter for your bed.
In the hostel we hardly sleep
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Rick9(m): 7:12pm On Mar 26, 2016
Pass June 12 for Night Na de scent of mishai go first greet u. If you are not careful you can spend all your allowance on mishai and viju milk

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by aubventure: 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2016
RobinHez:

Chai, oga fear God na, because of Fp u quickly invent the word "noteded" embarassed
Shey u no go school
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Veektoria(f): 7:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
Kylexy3000:



hehehe the water coming out of that hostel can change someone's destiny..
Lol..as in ehh, it turns my green bucket brown after 2-3 days!
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Yonce(f): 7:19pm On Mar 26, 2016
Zellie:
Here in NDDC, we don't know what you're talking about grin tongue


Anyway, I've stayed in Hall 1 AND Hall 2.. The Hall 1 experience wasn't all that fun but Hall 2 was crayzee grin... Hall2 girls rock cheesy


That's the Banana Island of Uniben. smiley

CSH, our Aso rock. The rest are rural areas.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by afrikaa: 7:25pm On Mar 26, 2016
can relate wit evrytin in this post lol... nt in uniben tho bt @ da #DEN **greatestALVANITES.!!!

chai! girlfriend's hostel was jst a stone throw from mine, coupld wit mi madt roomates! best session ever!!

pesin go knock 4 ur rum by 2am. nxt tin u ll hear iz bros abeg i wan play game... seriously!!

hated beans! hostel tot me hw to luv it wit al my life, #okpa n garri stil saving lives... smiley

i left tho. #sanitaryconditionsucksbigtime bt niqqa! hw much i missd hostel life never dull moment.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by yoged(m): 7:31pm On Mar 26, 2016
grin grin grin lmao. Rofl. Reminds me of Unilorin compound A . 2003/2004 section. . Around 2 am , you will be hearing Ebi n pa mi oooooo. . + one guy wey dey always sound like hen. Miss those memories.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by salexat(m): 7:36pm On Mar 26, 2016
OP,your head dey there.Gone are those days in UNIBEN.If you can survive in hall3 and 4 you can survive anywhere in the world.I remember leaving series 1 to series4 to get toothpaste around 5am.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by streetzdreamz(m): 7:41pm On Mar 26, 2016
@ Your point 5,something kept ringing uniben!uniben!!in me head,lmao and at the base of the write up i got it right,those toilets are off the record,went there for ma post jamb,a day i spent in that hostel assured me i wasnt coming back to that school,wasnt a bit dusturbed when the admission list came out and i wasnt admitted,learnt their best and constant meal was beans,cuz there is a regular power supply,and they cook at odd hours at night,the guys living in that hostel are a combination of virtues and vices,patience,tolerance,friendly relationship, thiefs,thugs and the likes, nice one op,you write well.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Mexyz(m): 7:41pm On Mar 26, 2016
Lol...this guy come dey cast us here....remembered my 100level, after reading the whole day, got to my room and started cooking the 3cups of rice I had left....As a fresher didn't know cooking in the utility was a taboo especially if you won't stay to monitor your food..... After putting the whole ingredients and patiently waiting for the water in the rice to dry. it was then my room mate knew he was going to talk about football, joined him for about 5mins and the rest was history..... my pot of rice disappeared, ended up drinking garri that night.. HALL 3 BOYS I HAIL O.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Rallyman: 7:42pm On Mar 26, 2016
Na for only hostel u go learn how to stay with stubborn wives.... Lolz
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Nobody: 7:49pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hostel is fun. UDUS CITY CAMPUS EHH. Let me jst hide
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Manofvalor1: 8:08pm On Mar 26, 2016
I rep hall 4 uniben during the days of prof anao as vc. I remember how we use to use back to enter toilet like native doctor,if you try use front you go see shit wey dem use annoyance shit. I also remember the arro's and the dean of arro competition,hall 4 was fun,great fun but hectic. I remember the squatters and colonisers,the way guys use to behave like kolomental even to the extent that somebody go climb wash hand basin shit, i also remember the way the female cleaners use to swear passionately. Hostel taught me a lot both positive and negative.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Proxy001(m): 8:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
"Hide your porter hot plate is coming" this was usually a warning sound for all those cooking with hot plates to hide them because the potters are around.

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Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Carter4luv(m): 8:19pm On Mar 26, 2016
u gat me high ooo nigga. guy ure too much.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by lacasera14(m): 8:20pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hall 4 boys in unical and shit on top shit AKA SOS . the most interesting part is that the toilet door is a German bullet proof designers door . HALL 4 malabites in the building I salute !!!
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by lacasera14(m): 8:28pm On Mar 26, 2016
romeoetin:

Concerning the poo
@Op in FUTO you will see someone coming out from the bush at night.
Me:Bros where you go
Omo I dey come from airport

Lol...
If you know wetin be airport, you can relate grin grin
oh I remember airport we use to call it AP for short , students prefer it to the toilet any day , as early as 5am boys are off to the airport to catch the morning flight . #memoriesinfuto
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by druxy(m): 8:52pm On Mar 26, 2016
lol..can relate to my sec.skul..fgcik..
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Ray360: 9:02pm On Mar 26, 2016
hahahaha! who else wields that extraordinary creative skill to make you laugh your intestines out if not Ksslib? lol.
Guy, All you have said are absolutely true. in my Hostel, there is a guy we call "corporate beggar". This guy can dress like an office worker to class but can beg anything in the hostel. From Onions to Pepper, Garri, spoon, Tomatoes e.T.c. Hostel life is fun! It teaches you how to live and tolerate people from different background with different orientation and character. I love my roommates so much. In my room, you can never go hungry even if you have nothing. these nice guys will feed you! Life in the hostel teaches you to be strong and mould you towards independence. Well done, Ksslib. Mr Broad Thinker. Like I would always call you. I miss you.
Re: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Ray360: 9:04pm On Mar 26, 2016
Proxy001:
"Hide your porter hot plate is coming" this was usually a warning sound for all those cooking with hot plates to hide them because the potters are around.
hahahaha! especially in Hall 3.

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