vislabraye:


That is you oh. Even if you do that does not mean there are other ladies who don't do such. A young rich and good looking man is a great catch.

sure the hustle is real.. Nobody come lagos to Jones. Anyway there are billions of ladies ready to implement the OP suggestions. Once a man has money, he would stop xhyking women cos they all chyke him now.... .. Money and power is dope

you forgt to add addng the hashtag TeamWifeMaterial on their instagram posts

for the ladies

Hummm.. A long time friend told me she loves me and wants me to date her.. Honestly, i just stood there lacking what to say.. And she was serious
This is the first time in my life this would happen to me and it kinda threw me off-balance.. Though, i don't have a gurlfrend and she knows.. But a gurl saying this to me Mehn, that's... i don't know

nwanna89:
Guys dont want to marry anymore these days. Single life seems sweeter. Everyone running from responsibilities. Being Nigerian alone is a lot of responsibility

hahahahahaha...u 4ny die o.. Anyway, lets try & get married... It makes you the man you will be proud of.. Trust me

2. Yoruba. 5. Calabar. 8 igbo. Husas / fulani. Any one goes for them

julybaba:
Many had friendzoned their husband.

.as in plenty of them oooo

BiafraBushBoy:
Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!!

guy you sabi dem jare

I need a lady .

just bleach with hypo or some high end pitch..... only light skinned girls get married these days anyway

Many will be inviting u to their church programme.

Raphafire101:

What about something like "whores"?

To me, LovePeddler is hoe, and hoe is LovePeddler. You know its all modifications.

octopusfreaky:
Im really desperate ,i think i will do 1or 7..Remmy just say bye bye to ya bf ooo cox im soso going to snatch him from uu

desperadooo desperadoooo tiwa savage voice!

BiafraBushBoy:
Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!!

U Sound pain. Looks like Some Of The Nairaland Babes U try wooing Rubbished U. Pele

julybaba:
Many had friendzoned their husband.

dem don friendzone u abi

oriakuna:
you forgt to add addng the hashtag TeamWifeMaterial on their instagram posts

well, the lizard that jumped from the high baobab tree and landed safely said if nobody wants to praise him, he'll praise himself, according to Chinua Achebe.

its called flaunt it if you've got it.

collinsJn:


U Sound pain. Looks like Some Of The Nairaland Babes U try wooing Rubbished U. Pele

Can't you think of something better aside wooing??

You need
1) Slap

2) Food

3) Repentance

I'm still in shock that Marriage is made to be an achievement in this part of the world. Marriage isn't bad but many people especially ladies are under achievers just because of the cultural emphasis on marriage. Oh well

narrowpathy:
I'm still in shock that Marriage is made to be an achievement in this part of the world. Marriage isn't bad but many people especially ladies are under achievers just because of the cultural emphasis on marriage. Oh well

Societal and family pressure are also making it look as if na do or die affair these days.when a young guy is not a family man then everybody believes you are not yet a man so the guy will be forced to get a partner sometimes unprepared for it.

BiafraBushBoy:
Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!!

lol

The tin wey dey pain me is. We men are the main tin women wants, yet dey keep doin shakara wen we wan.......... So who is foolin who

tombravo:
no juju fashioned against me shall work. amen.

guy you prayer point should be God abeg no let any woman use toto water cook for me in jesus name. Because that one pass Ijebu juju.

This is just the kind of topic Tosyne2much likes to post.

Emeka71:
This is just the kind of topic Tosyne.2much likes to post.

But no be me post this one

DanceVille:
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
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Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

why recycling this SHeIT. ! Get creative boy.

Lovelynature:
Hi dear. You are quite pretty.
How are you doing?

Not bad, yu?

ritaoritza:


Not bad, yu?

I'm doing great. Nice to meet you here

Drefan:
Suddenly, they start being humble, accommodating and overtly nice to anyone they encounter in order to attract prospective suitors.

They also abandon their former (wild) lifestyle and reduce the number of banging parties in their attendance list - not marriage ceremonies.

That was how i was tricked into a relationship and later found out she is a fucking hoe, with no iota of moral values and conscience... which lead to emotional abuse for years... thank God i snapped out of it. Na wah o... Lol

mysticwarrior:
guy you prayer point should be God abeg no let any woman use toto water cook for me in jesus name. Because that one pass Ijebu juju.

puhahaha. lmao, toto water na d ultimate ahswr.

Lovelynature:
I'm doing great. Nice to meet you here

e-chyk-ing

hartson:


e-chyk-ing

lol na so na my guy. The babe make sense no be small