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Ibime V Malthuss by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 27, 2009
24 lines (12 bars)

same rules . . open to comments n votes after both verses

@ ibime
ama drop at 1.30

peace
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by Ibime(m): 1:26pm On Jul 27, 2009
Im ready. . . . waiting for your drop. . .
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jul 27, 2009
[b]@ Ibime

U can come in a Maybach - u still be 'cruisn for a bruisin'
cause this battle u losin/when i spit uzi clips n leave yo brain oozin
swallowin neon lights aint gon make yo future brighter
am tried n tested while yo (c)rap still stuck on beta
dont need a bible to script-ur[scripture] end
ma freestyle got yo ego dent/run to Niger Delta n it still wont MEND
ma Giga - bytes n rips this floppy - Bleep a fury
this nigga jerkin with his 'fist of floozy'
at yo best u just run-of-da-mill/ama sit back n chill
defer this meal/cause he aint ripe for da kill
Yo lines lack dopeness even Amy winehouse couldnt sniff em
u think u fly . .just like Concorde. . yo wings ama clip em
am a butterfly u still a fcukin larva
ma volcanic raps 'bout to erupt n burn ya
u couldnt grow rhymes if they fertilizer aided
yo style outdated/like high tops they faded
with a compass. . to aid yo diction/ u'd still be 'lost in translation'
cause u couldnt hold fort. . in this verbal. . war of attrition
Am on top of I like the dot on i
I lyrically molest this guy like a fcukin child
bring yo bitch to ma castle- am guaranteed to bone her-
own her/, when am done she gon call me 'Lord Boner'
i come full circle- this half wit-barely makes the fcukin radius
beat me? u get mo luck doin hand stand on a wild bull- nigga get serious

sup 'Brid

peace[/b]

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Re: Ibime V Malthuss by Ibime(m): 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2009
Malt is wack/ I been around the world and back/
so he couldn’t trace my steps. . .  without drawing maps/
My pocket got fresh breath . . cos money is good mint/
He follows my lead. . . and gets drowned in my footprint!/
My karate kicks and shadow moves/ splatter wounds/
He could do a roundhouse sweep. . . only if he had a broom!/
Flowers bloom/ when I sprout lyrics/
Blame it on the alcohol. . .when I turn Malt’. . . to stout guinness!/
He’s now finished/ I killed him with no warning/
so this isn’t a post. . . this is a post-mortem/
closed coffin/ so those mourning/ can’t see him/
cos I stampede him. . . with the force of a grand legion/
He drank semen/ as men carress his rump/
and at night, he shows his buddy love. . . like Professor Klump!!/
while I give ho’s fever/ in In-do-nesia/
cos Im a Real Player. . . and he’s Windows Media!/
My charisma’s like a Negro preacher/ or Nero Ceasar/
His raps border on wack. . . and he needs no visa!/
George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/
and I see the bitch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/
This false teacher/ gets scorched by raw ether/
with enough force to pull the doors off 4-seaters/
I implore readers/ to vote for the best verse/
My net worth/ overgross his whole social network/
Im an expert/ He’s just a lowly desk clerk/
He might be running shit. . . but only when his legs hurt!/
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by Cougar: 1:44pm On Jul 27, 2009
an easy win for ibime.
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by ibrokay(m): 2:20pm On Jul 27, 2009
Ibime wins
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by prince82(m): 2:50pm On Jul 27, 2009
Ibime:

Malt is wack/ I been around the world and back/
so he couldn’t trace my steps. . .  without drawing maps/
My pocket got fresh breath . . cos money is good mint/
He follows my lead. . . and gets drowned in my footprint!/


Flowers bloom/ when I sprout lyrics/
Blame it on the alcohol. . .when I turn Malt’. . . to stout guinness!/
He’s now finished/ I killed him with no warning/
so this isn’t a post. . . this is a post-mortem/
closed coffin/ so those mourning/ can’t see him/
cos I stampede him. . . with the force of a grand legion/
He drank semen/ as men carress his rump/


cos Im a Real Player. . . and he’s Windows Media!/
My charisma’s like a Negro preacher/ or Nero Ceasar/


George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/
and I see the bitch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/
This false teacher/ gets scorched by raw ether/
with enough force to pull the doors off 4-seaters/



can't stop laughing at some of these lines.such as; malt is maltina{too witty} and malt to stout guiness.

i'm just soooo blown off. dude, that was sublime.all the punches are searing.
I think malthwas more sick now than in our battle. but

[b] Ibime won.[/b]by landslide
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by prince82(m): 2:58pm On Jul 27, 2009
@Ibime
i got one last thing. dawg! I hope u really a rapper? if u are not , man, u need to be.
cos if u were, u will prolly be the best in naija. ya writting is off the hook dawg. ya verse is sight readable. I can even flow that shit as I'm reading it.lol

Or you need to get employed by a rapper to be his lyrics writer.lol

Me, I'm practicing it for real. matter fact, my audition is morrow. I got mad rhymes to drop for em
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by crudedude(m): 5:24pm On Jul 27, 2009
ibime wins! DAMN!!
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by ofokasibe: 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2009
this is a straight victory for ibime , mallthus was so wack, grin grin grin grin
.it is now obvious that ibime is better than wordsmith and mallthus,
, ibime is the best in nairaland after ofoka. grin grin grin
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by mykali(m): 7:01pm On Jul 27, 2009
My pocket got fresh breath . . cos money is good mint/

My karate kicks and shadow moves/ splatter wounds/
He could do a roundhouse sweep. . . only if he had a broom!/

Blame it on the alcohol. . .when I turn Malt’. . . to stout guinness!/

George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/
and I see the bitch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/

ibime, you are really sick in the head. those were PUNCHLINES MAN.
Big ups to ya!!!




dont need a bible to script-ur[scripture] end
ma freestyle got yo ego dent/run to Niger Delta n it still wont MEND
defer this meal/cause he aint ripe for da kill
Yo lines lack dopeness even Amy winehouse couldnt sniff em

Malthus had nice punchlines too, but Ibime's outdid his.
big ups to ya bro.
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by kaydee(m): 6:42pm On Jul 28, 2009
This is a good one!!! Nice batle dawgs, Malthus is ill too, Will be back to vote on this,
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by eyonigger(m): 9:37pm On Jul 28, 2009
Ibime is the illest on Nland now to my own opinion.
I will battle you soon enough, just have to be good enough to do that.
I no wan BEH!!
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by ofokasibe: 7:32am On Jul 29, 2009
eyonigger:

Ibime is the illest on Nland now to my own opinion.
I will battle you soon enough, just have to be good enough to do that.
I no wan BEH!!

ODE U NEVA BATTLE UR FELLOW BITER SAURON U WAN BATTLE IBIME ,,,,,,U SHOULD BE BATTLING UR FELLOW BITERS LIKE JDUCK AND SAURON ,,,,ITS ONLY OFOKA THAT CAN TAKE AUDIO SHOTS AT IBIME AND IBIME CANNOT REPLY CUZZ HE IS SCARED AND KNOWS OFOKAS ONIONS, DONT FORGET OFOKA SINGLE HANDED CHASED SAURON AWAY FROM NAIRALAND , IBIME DOESNT WANNA FALL INTO THAT ROAD, THATS WHY HE PAYS HOMAGE TO OFOKA. grin grin
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by Crude(m): 8:02pm On Aug 28, 2009
Aghem! Did someone just farted with thru mouf
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by PTechnIQ(m): 8:20pm On Aug 28, 2009
ibime is as ill as any1 can get,thats what real lyricism is all about,not some lagos tout talkn bout being a spitting viper n shit like that
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by Brizzy(m): 3:30am On Aug 29, 2009
IBIME, no doubt.
Re: Ibime V Malthuss by mykali(m): 3:51pm On Sep 06, 2009
P.TechnIQ:

ibime is as ill as any1 can get,thats what real lyricism is all about,not some lagos tout talkn bout being a spitting viper n shit like that

grin

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