5am

The noise from my phone woke me up this morning (don't ask me the kinda phone I use), ''I'll kill lil sis when she wakes, why must she take off my M-card?'' I muttered .
I checked the screen it was 5:00am and who could be calling at this time? it was Anayo calling. Anayo is my Director's boy, he runs all errands for my Director.

Anayo: sageez director asked me to inform all workers that there will be an emergency meet in his office by 6:20am.
Me: ok, I will be there.

I got to our director's office by 6:19am. I meet some of my colleagues there.

We waited till 6:45am but no sign of our director so we called Anayo and the i.diot laughed and screamed 'APRIL FOOL'. I hate Anayo.

Cc.
Donkross1
mattkent
dandypearl
calmdove
heemah
mismore
lalasticlala

Sageez:
5am

The noise from my phone woke me up this morning (don't ask me the kinda phone I use), ''I'll kill lil sis when she wakes, why must she take off my M-card?'' I muttered .
I checked the screen it was 5:00am and who could be calling at this time? it was Anayo calling. Anayo is my Director's boy, he runs all errands for my Director.

Anayo: sageez director asked me to inform all workers that there will be an emergency meet in his office by 6:20am.
Me: ok, I will be there.

I got to our director's office by 6:19am. I meet some of my colleagues there.

We waited till 6:45am but no sign of our director so we called Anayo and the i.diot laughed and screamed 'APRIL FOOL'. I hate Anayo.

Cc.
Donkross1
mattkent
dandypearl
calmdove
heemah
mismore
lalasticlala

you're on your own here dear sageez . Heemah heemah. Good morning. Nd Jumah Mubaraq too.

BTW, I've not been pranked for this April fool's day

DandyPearl:
you're on your own here dear sageez . Heemah heemah. Good morning. Nd Jumah Mubaraq too.

BTW, I've not been pranked for this April fool's day

maybe your name was omited from the prank list, I'll make sure it appears next year. Lol

Sageez:
5am

The noise from my phone woke me up this morning (don't ask me the kinda phone I use), ''I'll kill lil sis when she wakes, why must she take off my M-card?'' I muttered .
I checked the screen it was 5:00am and who could be calling at this time? it was Anayo calling. Anayo is my Director's boy, he runs all errands for my Director.

Anayo: sageez director asked me to inform all workers that there will be an emergency meet in his office by 6:20am.
Me: ok, I will be there.

I got to our director's office by 6:19am. I meet some of my colleagues there.

We waited till 6:45am but no sign of our director so we called Anayo and the i.diot laughed and screamed 'APRIL FOOL'. I hate Anayo.

Cc.
Donkross1
mattkent
dandypearl
calmdove
heemah
mismore
lalasticlala

Lol who kan prank Mr waka waka like dat na.

I stl de wait 4 de guy wey i wan knack maga. . .

PHILKINGS:
I stl de wait 4 de guy wey i wan knack maga. . .

no de suprise if 'em turn you to the maga o lol

Sageez:
5am

The noise from my phone woke me up this morning (don't ask me the kinda phone I use), ''I'll kill lil sis when she wakes, why must she take off my M-card?'' I muttered .
I checked the screen it was 5:00am and who could be calling at this time? it was Anayo calling. Anayo is my Director's boy, he runs all errands for my Director.

Anayo: sageez director asked me to inform all workers that there will be an emergency meet in his office by 6:20am.
Me: ok, I will be there.

I got to our director's office by 6:19am. I meet some of my colleagues there.

We waited till 6:45am but no sign of our director so we called Anayo and the i.diot laughed and screamed 'APRIL FOOL'. I hate Anayo.

Cc.
Donkross1
mattkent
dandypearl
calmdove
heemah
mismore
lalasticlala

Lolzz... Good for me, no APRIL FOOL.

Happy new month

omo one of my female frnd send moni enta my act wen i called to say tanku she said it was apirl fool dat i shuld send d moni back oooh

My eldest sister who is based in Lagos fooled me too. She called as early as 4am asking me to come open the gate for her and bring along #150 to pay bike man. I sprinted out with a million questions going through my mind....Upon opening the gate, there was nobody outside..I called my sister on phone and she asked me to walk down to the junction which I did.. BAREFOOTED! I wasn't even thinking. After walking for like 5minutes, I called her back again and she said "Pele Ayinke, April fool!! I was so angry ehn!

Hi guys,i knw dandypeal nd heemah will b here.i sight u ooo.i received a call 4rm ma broda dis monin tellin he had transfered 20000 into ma acct cos i told him earlier dat we ar resumin 2 sch back on monday.i told him dere wasnt any alert nd he told me it may b network.i rush 2 ma bank only 2 see d exact amount i had dere b4.i called him again and he said mayb it has hang dat i shud wait.after waitin 4 4hrs at d bank i called him only 4 him 2 tell me it was april fool. I dnt knw mayb i shud faint or i shud kill him.......lolzzzzz

Sageez:
5am

The noise from my phone woke me up this morning (don't ask me the kinda phone I use), ''I'll kill lil sis when she wakes, why must she take off my M-card?'' I muttered .
I checked the screen it was 5:00am and who could be calling at this time? it was Anayo calling. Anayo is my Director's boy, he runs all errands for my Director.

Anayo: sageez director asked me to inform all workers that there will be an emergency meet in his office by 6:20am.
Me: ok, I will be there.

I got to our director's office by 6:19am. I meet some of my colleagues there.

We waited till 6:45am but no sign of our director so we called Anayo and the i.diot laughed and screamed 'APRIL FOOL'. I hate Anayo.

Cc.
Donkross1
mattkent
dandypearl
calmdove
heemah
mismore
lalasticlala

hahhaha...His prank is even mild.

Stlomo1s:
Hi guys,i knw dandypeal nd heemah will b here.i sight u ooo.i received a call 4rm ma broda dis monin tellin he had transfered 20000 into ma acct cos i told him earlier dat we ar resumin 2 sch back on monday.i told him dere wasnt any alert nd he told me it may b network.i rush 2 ma bank only 2 see d exact amount i had dere b4.i called him again and he said mayb it has hang dat i shud wait.after waitin 4 4hrs at d bank i called him only 4 him 2 tell me it was april fool. I dnt knw mayb i shud faint or i shud kill him.......lolzzzzz

Faint is d best option btw d two.

mismore:



Lolzz... Good for me, no APRIL FOOL.

Happy new month

^^^dyamm..this chick loooooklike a preeetier version of Onstelly....which u could help Onstelly loook preeety isted of loookin like Nigerian!

MrCork:


^^^dyamm..this chick loooooklike a preeetier version of Onstelly....which u could help Onstelly loook preeety isted of loookin like Nigerian!

Lemme alone

onstelly:
Lemme alone

seems you're corky's newfound love, be happy

stinggy:

seems you're corky's newfound love, be happy

Lol that guy is something else