Few months ago while I was washing my clothes in the evening at 7pm, my neighbour living next to me came back from market complaining that on her way coming, she mistakenly feel into a carnal and she needs me to help massage her swollen legs meanwhile she was seriously limping.

Immediately I left washing my clothes, I helped in opening the door of her apartment, carry her market stuffs inside and put water on her cooker.

She was groaning in pains while I pet and calm her to hold on. So I went to my apartment to get the necessary 1st aid treatment materials just to keep her leg fit in order for her to visit hospital the next day.

So when the time came to massage and treat her leg, I started pressing it while she was shouting "Take it easy now".

Meanwhile I couldn't resist her fresh laps when I started moving my hands towards her "off limit region". She was like ''What do u think you are doing?" I told her if I do not press her laps, the pain may shift there. She said "where did u get this useless ideology from?" I said from my secondary school biology teacher. She said "okay oo"

I couldn't resist the temptation when I moved the hands to her off limit region and the next thing I heard was a resounding slap and shouted I want to rape her.

My neighbours who always see me as a gentleman said, they can't believe I can stoop so low to involve myself in this mess.

Since then, they can't even trust me to play with their little daughters as they warn them to abstain from me completely.

Since then I no dey do good samaritan again abeg

This Spot "IS NOT FOR SALE"..
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Thanks for opening this thread baba..
My Experience..


There was a friend of mine that lived beside my abode.
He has a very pretty lil sister that I admired alot, I don't even mind helping her to wash her Undies "whether bras or pants"...Me no care..

*In A Nutshell*
I wrote a letter to this girl, sent it through her lil bro.
Without waiting time, her lil bro gave her the letter..


I'm sure you're all thinking what was written inside the letter right.

Hmm! D letter read thus: "Hey babe, Pls can you just come to my house, I have a present for you".

She came, I invited her inside.She entered, I offered her a pepsi drink, buh she rejected..
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She asked where's the gift? I said I'm just lying, there isn't any gift..
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I locked d door, keep d key inside my pocket.
I tried to seduce her, rubbing her smooth cheeks, and that, that and that.
..
I tried removing her cloth, she said I shouldn't try that..I didn't heed to her warnings buh continue with removing her cloth..
...
She screaaaammed..I tried shutting her mouth buh she didn't gree...

With the blink of an eye, I saw my dad, mum and her parents outside curious of what's happening..
I was called to open d door and I did..
They asked what happened..I said, I was trying to teach her Mathematics buh she confessed I want to have sex with her..

Mehn! Every neighbourhood make jest of me like like "Kilode"..
I was almost sent out packing frm my papa nd mama's house buh God saved me..
#WhatAnEmbarrasingMoment.

Today is sunday pls. No sex thread for today

Nah who we go ask

Still a Virgin
I'll post my experience soon

Came to read lies from guys






*pours orijin into lacasera bottle and sip it*

Spot on ! Be like say this thread go sweet.. I dey come


I met this lady on social media and we started dating. Few months after we met she came to pay me a visit and as a very sharp man, I made advances as they say opportunity come but once. Na so this babe start to dey form ooooo telling stories of how a white garment pastor warned her against sex and abortion . (Tell that story to Mr. Ibu). Girl wey be say she no dey ever tire to ask me for money ooooo. I no fit count how many times wey I don send her money

I tried and tried and tried and by the time she saw that I would succeed in the mission, she shouted at the top of her voice calling that I wanted to rape her.


One of my neighbours who happened to be my Sunday school teacher in church rushed to my door and started begging me to open the door and not allow the devil use me . Till today, shame dey always grip me each time I see the man.

It was really an embarrassing experience

Ur mumu friend. Can u imagine?

Never been embarrassed before cos of s3x. I follow d ladies need. Their r ways u can tell if a lady wants to get laid. Jst observe n play along. If the signs r nt coming play cool and keep ur cool. U'r prestige is more important than d kpetus u want to shine and some kpetus don't worth it.

Hmmmm....bad market

oga Tosyne no need to say nah your friend now. we understand

Make I plot my tent here....

Let me park my camry here and watch the lies that guys are going to construct.

yawnzz Boooorrrrriiingg!! walks out of thread.

Dec 2011 (ASUU strike).

I: Hello, long time no see. How're you doing?
A: doing great
I: That's good, will you visit me today?
A: No problem, time nko?
I: you can come in the next 30min
A: okay
(rushing home feeling blessed. On getting home, I met my brothers watching O C then I know the best thing is to wait for her outside and take her to the step for ...)

She came as expected and I took her to my planned spot, d show began. Immediately I startd drilling, d door slowly open and she shouted MUMMY

brb

Yeah i've been embarrased too, there is this friend(gal) that always talks dirty and wears provocative dress whenever i visit her. we used to read together during exams me. on one faithful day, we were reading as usual when she started talking dirty and me being a ronaldo tot say nah invite for youknowwhat. i made my move and the gal was shocked that she shouted "jesus abbey what are you doing" in the middle of the night. at first, i tot she was forming hard but when she started calling her neighbours name, i knw say e serious. i was so ashamed.
she later apologized to me that she tot i want to rape her that she has been raped b4. she tot it's deja vu all over again. i later marked her register though. #halamadrid

Op, this one sweet but na ur own we want hear before i post mine

the very first time I almost had sex....

prior to then I dey form player...i dey lie say 'phucking is my hobby....If I phuck u, u go love' and all those plenty lies virgins tell...meanwhile I never even kiss before..

until the D-day when sis Happy come my house...we come start to kiss.....when she remove clothes, open leg for me, na 3holes I see....obob I confuse!

unlike wetin I dey watch for porn, I know no where to shuq my preq...I ended up not phucking and Happy curse me that day eh....

As i dey pass street the next day, some girls come dey laugh me...

gone are those days sha

For this kind, u no dey carry last infact no dulling moment for u

ritababe:
brb

Gurus now ba

DLondonboiy:
the very first time I almost had sex....

prior to then I dey form player...i dey lie say 'phucking is my hobby....If I phuck u, u go love' and all those plenty lies virgins tell...meanwhile I never even kiss before..

until the D-day when sis Happy come my house...we come start to kiss.....when she remove clothes, open leg for me, na 3holes I see....obob I confuse!

unlike wetin I dey watch for porn, I know no where to shuq my preq...I ended up not phucking and Happy curse me that day eh....

As i dey pass street the next day, some girls come dey laugh me...

gone are those days sha

I remembered vividly during jss3 extension at Opo malu..

I was very gentle like a dove and i never talk to girls.. I was a pastor and a brother in the lord.I was so innocent, if u put water in my mouth and went out, by the time u come back. U will meet it there.

One of our classmates organized a party at his guardian house who travelled and i relunctantly went. And then, this particular fine girl called fatima was rocking me and rocking me .. Oh my God.

This girl had the biggest ass in class with a widely known doft firm boobs according to reports...

I just sat down as she was rotating on me ,confused whether to tell her to stop or just enjoy it a little bit more.

at a point , she dragged me not by my own will into the host bedroom. And then rough play began

She first slapped me hard on my face..

I will slap you back oh.. I said , enjoying the play and then gave her a loud slap..

Next she slapped my chest..

If u know u are .... Slap my chest back.......

So i stylishly touch the chest and quickly comot hand..

Haha, lazy boy, is that how i slapped your own chest..

Next she took my wristband and i started chasing her around the room for my wristband, she was using her yansh targeted at my war zone to rub but i kept quiet likewise as she dey use boobs chook me anyhow.

Next one wey she slap my bumbum, wey i smack her back, na him she moan

" huuuuuuu
.

Omo, i lost control, only for me to plant a kiss on her lips and she responded well.

I asked the almighty God for forgiveness of my sin am about to commit as i brought out my trowel to transplant seeds of joy into her, she just pushed me and started giggling..

And not only her, about 6 girls and 4 of my friends were at the window side laughing and giggling seriously while i stood there utterly embarrased with my dangling metal..

Apparently they made a bet and set a trap for me in order to test me faith..

Lailai.....i have never.......cos my instinct never failed me when day really want it......u guess my job?...i just give to them. Shikena

more lies pls!

I do not have any experience!

I smell lies

wristbangle:
Last year during christmas season, my friends told me that we should hang out at lekki Eleguishi Beach. Though I wasn't in the mood on the D-Day but due to the fact that I am bored, I had no choice than to follow them.

As we got there, my friends were dancing, drinking and having all sort of fun meanwhile as a gentle dude, I sat somewhere cool when my friends shouted from distance that I should join them.

So I hit the dancing floor, shaking my body gently when I spot a lady with huge bosom and butt. Normally guys where just dancing taking precautionary measures not to overstep their bounds with her but as for me, I couldn't stop fantasising on how to grab her huge boobs.

The moment came when I got close to her as when we start dancing 2geda. Guys were hailing me that seems this babe likes your dance step not knowing that such praises will resort to insult and obstruction of d party.

I became lust/obsessed when she shake her butt against my joystick region, whereas I was thinking she is already into me as I seized the opportunity to grab her bosom

The next thing I heard was a resounding slap from her and also she broke a bottle of wine on my head.

Come and see how blood was flowing from my head like water from rock.

Fake tales everywhere believe at your own peril

Oboy

Loving this! Keep the stories coming too