Shiifi:
Me and Buhari are going to china

what if the plane crashes

The church has gone digital.

I can now relax at home, tune to any Christian channel or stream their Sunday morning service live.

Church is boring these days, it's the same thing every Sunday.

SPEEDEPITOME:
My pastor travel, carry church key.

huh? Abeg no vex o... nah for una pastor room una dey worship?

I'm at work, I'm believing God for a better job that will enable me serve him better

NEPA no bring light and my cloth is really really wrinkled

I'm in church naira landing and I even regret being here coz this pastor has nothing to say other than ""give ,give,give!!!"

confistified:
No money for offering

but you have money for mb

sonOfLucifer:
Life is too short to go to church.

Of course, why spend it in church when you can spend it in the nearest brothel. LOL.

Cutehector:
Igbo babes be "gbagauning" like say tomorrow no dey

Stop joor

Afrok:
... no mind me jare, mine dey here with me but she's not feeling fine and gat exam to sit tomorrow

eyyaaa but u sure sey she truly no wel?
u know women can b so cunning at times

It rained yesterday, as such I slept beyond 6:30 am, thanks to the CAC headquarters beside my house, they led me into the spirit as I was lying in my bed of absenteeism.

Need to sleep. Partied hard last night.

sonOfLucifer:
Life is too short to go to church.

your name says it all.

ololo12:


So, you're a Mende boy! How far?

Yes o, in church now, rocking pastor yemisi' msg

my reason is that i'm basically trying to cut down my work load, besides I can always attend weekday services it doesn't have to be on a Sunday.

Emeskhalifa:


eyyaaa but u sure sey she truly no wel?
u know women can b so cunning at times

Yeah! 100% sure... she's recuperating, thanks boss.

Legendre2:
I've totally lost interest in going to church.

Village Remote is active.


FORGET Not the Gathering of the brethren

lepasharon:
I realised religion is a scam

Ah bless your soul lepashandy, bless your soul.

nicerichard05:


Yes o, in church now, rocking pastor yemisi' msg

Lie Mohammed spotted

lepasharon:
I realised religion is a scam

That dreadful day shall tell.

You need Jesus

because God has dissapointed me,I am totally discouraged that is why I Decided to stay at home today.

Afrok:
Yeah! 100% sure... she's recuperating, thanks boss.

eyyyaaaa wish her a speedy recovery and wisdom to attend to her exam questions

Cutehector:
Igbo babes be "gbagauning" like say tomorrow no dey

I tell you...

ololo12:
I've not been to church in 10 years

you urgently need Jesus

sonOfLucifer:
Life is too short to go to church.

excuse me please, did you just say 'Life is too short to go to chrch?? Oh my dear, i went through ur profile, i even saw ur profile name and i saw went through all your threadz so i won't be too surprise, my dear 'LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LIVE IN LIES'
I won't be shocked if u dnt beliv in God.....
Please change ur idealogy, try refresh ur mind with God's word!
Get Wisdom in Jesus Name!

I'm experimenting...29 years in church, nothing tangible to show for it. Now 4 months without church...I think I'm better than ever before... job, money, everything getting better. That's my testimony. Anyway sha, church is good to whom it is.

Chascop:


what if the plane crashes

.
They will come back and take another plane

Afrok:
Lie Mohammed spotted

Hw I tak be lie mohammed? U well so? Is pastor Yemisi not Matthew Ashimolowo wife? U be real ram for u to tink I am lieing abt her preaching now. Mugu

nicerichard05:


Hmmmm, another gbaguan again, shey na auto spelling still do dis one? Olodo

Cutehector was correct on ds one

octopusfreaky:
Cutehector was correct on ds one

Meaning?

Cutehector:
Igbo babes be "gbagauning" like say tomorrow no dey

when they were sharing common sense.where did u go

nicerichard05:

Meaning?

she gbaguanedddd twice