Have you ever wondered why there are no
superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and
the pressure to marry, how will they succeed?
Here are 20 reasons superheroes cannot survive in
Nigeria:
1. Batman may get stranded.
Where would batman find fuel to use to drive
his BatMobile?
2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too.
Iron Man go go dey charge him suit for barber
shop.
3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder
Woman.
Wonder Woman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie thank you oh but pliz dis ya
skirt is too short"
4. And will probably shame her for being a female
superhero.
"wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when she's too strong"
" lol see her payint e dey find man"
5. And call her Ashawo, when Wonder Woman steps out like
this.
6. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.
Forget not being worthy to lift It, Obalende boys will still fap Thor's hammer
7. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards…
Lmao people won't accept them because they'll call them witches and wizards
8. Keep me anon Twitter would’ve have sent
SubDeliveryMan a few DMs.
Nigerian Twitter user in Subdeliveryman's dm:
did u knw Peterpark & SpiderMan are the same person & @Clark & @Superman too...
Keep me anon
9. They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just disappointing.
lol tailor wey suppose sew cape go dey waste time
10. Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great. Batman defs can't speed like a madman in his batmobile with this traffic.
11. Who wants to wear cape in this heat? They won't wear costumes. Weather is too hot
12. Nigerians can even call them oversabi people.
Nigerians will steady give attitude
*saves someone Who sent you
13. Batman will probably be too busy fighting his uncles over his father’s property. Batman's fathers brothers will come and take away all the belongings
14. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with
this mum.
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
15. Because someone can’t even take a little nap during morning devotion.
*superman sleeps during devotion*
Nigerian mum: u can fly up & down all day but u cant pray, no matter how big u're u're not bigger than God
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
16. The flash would be that really fast Gala and La casera guy in traffic, we spoil potential too much, the flash is probably selling gala on TMB ,ironman never finish from unilag, he works at gtb
17. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the
mainland.
Spiderman can only web around on the Island
18. Antman may die prematurely….
It's 'Sniper' that will kill Ant Man last last.
19. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas
from the mammywater just like that?
Aqua man will have to fight with mami water
20. What is an Iron man without light please?
No light for iron man to invent #copied#

Green arrow will have issues with the akara women for cutting their fire woods into arrows...

Green lantern well maybe he'll try until he meets Alfa Ma'Azu...

Nobody get Captain America tym... esp for fuel queue.

.... it just won't work!

Spider man web wil be used 2 spread cloth...