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A Must Read by Nobody: 11:51pm On Apr 12, 2016
he is on point JUST HAPPENED IN LAGOS.
..
It happened in Lagos 2days ago. I heard it
yesterday
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively standing along the road.
She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He
picked her
up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake.
When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention
of
having another round with her. He didn't find her
on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons
talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and
found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and
banged the door. The pythons got to him and
jumps to strike him. ""
"" Immediately he woke up! And almost
screamed
but
couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched
off......He felt
something cold touching his body. He
searched
with
his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally
felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big
snake
trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't
because
if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva
will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully.
He kicked his leg, used his hands but the
snake
was too
strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his
mouth and
discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an
empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help. He dashed out of
the
hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was asleep already. He crawled into the bed beside
his wife and slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered
his
wife has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he could
apologise,
his wife told him she was her
mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on her with her mother. She got so
angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and
carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the
hotel.
He
went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately
he
realised they were all in the same secret cult.
They stood up and watch him without saying a
word. ""
"" Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now
is
that ** I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY... ****
Mtcheww www... Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one
way
of saying *be careful in life*
Did i really pulled ur legs? Abeg no vex. But una too
like story o! Lolz.

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