nnamdiosu:
Guy....I don't know who u are but I'm convinced your the most funniest person on NL (both u and the 70 other monikers u operate underground too). . When I read ur story of the ATM girl holding u for support...I laughed liked a person with tubercolouis (God forbid).

Boss na God oh
Don't mind these yeye NL girls, them no know say boys no dey follow dem open teeth these days. But we go show dem

Nairaland


A place where one comes in to forget his/her sorrows with laughter because of the hilarious posts and comments.

I dnt need to pay for a vip seat at any night of a thousand laff show


Most nairalanders are just great comedians/comediennes


Ok dat's that.

opeaceo:


That's if at that stage it happened, you know you're being molested.

Mine is a funny experience, it happened at yaba, I followed my roomies to do "bend down select", We got to the market, they were buying stuffs, and I stood close to a stall, staring, a man came to advertise clothes, I told him I wasn't interested, and then he stood at my back, but the closeness was too much, I took a step forward, minutes later, he came close to me and said " aunty, you con look for maga here"??

I didn't say anything, I noticed something strong close to my bum, minutes later, I told him to adjust, he said he's selling his goods, I stood and i wondered what was so strong close to my bum, but i knew it wasnt his hand, for the next ten minutes, he enjoyed himself, my roomies came and we went back to our hostel, I narrated everything that happened to me, they made fun of me, shame con dey catch me.

bottom line, standing there I never knew what molestation was.

And I have several other experiences and the last one I had, I didn't dissapoint my mum, I gave him a brain resetting slap.

C'mon wer u that naive?

KingRex1:
C'mon wer u that naive?

Yes, I was that naive.

Loyalblak007:
Yes....at Slot,Computer Village
Was on a queue to buy a phone when dis Guy at my back kept Pressing his Diick on my bum...
and using his hands too....

I just had to leave the queue

Oya come lemme clean off the imprint of his dick on ur ass

Hmm,very funny!!

opeaceo:


That's if at that stage it happened, you know you're being molested.

Mine is a funny experience, it happened at yaba, I followed my roomies to do "bend down select", We got to the market, they were buying stuffs, and I stood close to a stall, staring, a man came to advertise clothes, I told him I wasn't interested, and then he stood at my back, but the closeness was too much, I took a step forward, minutes later, he came close to me and said " aunty, you con look for maga here"??

I didn't say anything, I noticed something strong close to my bum, minutes later, I told him to adjust, he said he's selling his goods, I stood and i wondered what was so strong close to my bum, but i knew it wasnt his hand, for the next ten minutes, he enjoyed himself, my roomies came and we went back to our hostel, I narrated everything that happened to me, they made fun of me, shame con dey catch me.

bottom line, standing there I never knew what molestation was.

And I have several other experiences and the last one I had, I didn't dissapoint my mum,ve him a brain resetting slap.

Hmm,this is a serious matter

sweet7oyin:
I remember in secondary skul ...jss2....I went to a boarding skul..so we lineup to collect food. One day as people were on the line a gal slapped another gals ass dey were both friends she now ran to d back of d line so d gal(hus ass was slapped) turned back and unfortunately t was a guy @ her back she gave d innocent guy a terrible resounding slap asin d guy staggered...d slap was so hot dat I heard @ d back off d hall..m.y guy just dey cry

Hahaha... abeg finish the story o

Mediapace:
Most time they also molest us

true talk

i was raped twice as a ten year old 'innocent' boy! i was very naive,i only get to understand the implication of her actions when i was a teenager! but we live in a world where no one speak against men/boys sexual harassment!

And the question still remains, WHO'S JADEKITANA?

Mediapace:
First time on jadekitana's thread so i will not spit trash.
If i was to be that pervert,i will keep touching until i get to the centre point and if anyone hears,i will tell them you said you love me.
Meanwhile op are you a medical student?


**No one should quote me except OP**

I don quote u,,oya die off,,noncheche

Let me say my own.
Back then in primary school.
There was this female teacher we had.
So it went like this. We had a short break, and it was about to end. i started approaching the class. as i got to the class. She just called me to one corner of the class to remove my uniform shorts to know if i had my boxers on or not in front of the whole class. I refused. She just grabbed me and held my head between her legs, she wanted to pull of my shorts by force but i struggled not to let her. after some minutes when she saw i was so strong headed she just left me.
Till today am still wandering why she did that. Am still yet to understand.

The one wey donme Na one girl wey dey chase me for street say she won my koboko....so be small chasing oooo....I run pass 100 metre to free masef from her...if Na Olympics I go collect gold the way I take run trying to save my surname....

I do not know if this thrend is still on.... But I would really love to share my experience..... I turning into a crazy pervert.. The mall was all crowded this easter... There was this woman/lady in front of me struggling for a loaf of bread... Every one was struggling as the crowd was in excess with limited bread.... She was wearing a fled gown.... She was so engrossed with struggling for the bread that I slid my hand up her short fled gown and she didn't notice... Normally ladies wear tight under such kind of gowns but surprisingly I touched her ass cheek... She wore just panties... I almost ejaculated... Bleep... My hand was under her gown for like 2 mins holding her ass... Her bare ass..... I can't just remove the thought off my mind right now

I have had several experience, in all case, I was been accused of been a pervert...The last incident happened weeks ago. I was in a bus travelling home from school, the next thing I noticed was the lady by my side fidgeting up and down, after a while, she saw I wasn't paying attention to her, she said I should shift, I shifted a little, the next thing she just pushed my legs and gave me that stern look, u know that look with disgust, I was like WTF if you touch me again u go see fire, na so she calm down like cold water... see me thinking of my exam results, see me that have lots of female folk struggling to get my attention is now been accused of being a pervert by an ill looking old lady who is about twice older than me

Jadekitana:
I just read a thread about a guy touching a female in class and got multiple slaps. I felt pity for the guy actually because he alone understands what's wrong with him hence kept mute.

I remember years ago I boarded a bus from ring road to Main gate and this very gentle cute student sat close to me. As usual my ears were plugged and my bag was on my laps. Ofcourse there was no way I could ever think someone whose hands were folded would do something strange! The conductor collected our fares hence I didn't move my bag again till we almost got to the park. I removed my ear piece to put my phone in my bag when I noticed something!

This dude gently slid his hand under my bag and placed it on my laps,i never would have known because of the weight of my bag. I was really furious and looked at him like dude what the fvck are you doing? But to my surprise this guy was in another world! He was lost, he didn't even notice I had caught him. It was when I slapped his hand he came back from wherever he went to!

He was so so embarrassed and started apologising immediately, I couldn't even escalate the whole thing considering how he was pleading. I was just speechless!! This guy had a lovely sweet voice,he was cute, why then did he do such a thing.

Few days later I went to read at medical complex, I saw a group of medical students reading and preparing for a group presentation. Their group leader stood up and was addressing them,correcting their mistakes, he carried everyone along,obviously he was good. I looked closely at this group leader,ofcourse I couldn't forget the face so soon,he was the dude in the bus. For a split second I had tears gathering in my eyes, the guy addressing this group was totally different from the pervert I saw! I just packed my books and left, I didn't even know why I had tears in my eyes.

What's the rationale behind this action? Is it shyness, inferiority complex, not been able to have sex, strict upbringing, emotional trauma, perversion, brain damage or what? It's something I can't fathom.

at the bolded which leads to masturbation,loneliness, bwt i know if he had asked you out you would have jejely agreed im i right ... bwt why didnt you surmon some courage to make him friend and then find out what was wrong with him

ive had perverts around me,for most of the days of my childhood,including cousins and married people..... to this day,all this contribute to my present psychological predicament

ok
Mine happened in oshodi at a busttop locally known as 'stemp'
So I was walking alone at nyt, I noticed dis guy was following me
As I tried doubling my steps he ran up to me nd hit my bum wt his hand.
I was scared nd shock cos I thought he ran to collect my bag since tws late.
I just tripled nd quadrupled my steps(if ther are words lik dat)and left.
It was sumtin I couldn't bliv

Only you be guy. Only you be girl. Are you an hermaphrodite?!!

Bloody liar with different cooked up lies on different posts.

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