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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Dexpro: 8:17am On Apr 20, 2016
prettysolid:
May thunder fire your balls
Wicked! grin grin

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Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Tobium1(m): 8:21am On Apr 20, 2016
FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.

Which one come be flatfooted naa?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Lilimax(f): 8:23am On Apr 20, 2016
chynasaz:
Which one be flat footed
Flat feet (also called pes planus or fallen arches) is a postural deformity in which the arches of the foot collapse, with the entire sole of the foot coming into complete or near-complete contact with the ground.
Causes of Flat Feet and Fallen Arches
Flat feet in adults can arise from a variety of causes. Here are the most common:
An abnormality that is present from birth
Stretched or torn tendons
Damage or inflammation of the posterior tibial tendon (PTT), which connects from your lower leg, along your ankle, to the middle of the arch
Broken or dislocated bones
Some health conditions, such as rheumatoid arthritis and Nerve problems

Other factors that can increase your risk include:

Obesity
Diabetes
Aging
Pregnancy

Symptoms of Flat Feet and Fallen Arches
Many people have flat feet -- and notice no problems and require no treatment.
But others may experience the following symptoms:
Feet tire easily
Painful or achy feet, especially in the areas of the arches and heels
The inside bottom of your feet become swollen
Foot movement, such as standing on your toes, is difficult
Back and leg pain
If you notice any of these symptoms, it's time for a trip to the doctor.

Source: Google
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Anowax(m): 8:33am On Apr 20, 2016
mokset123:
I hear the quota intake for constable 7500, cadet inspector 1500 cadet ASP 500.
Who you con dash the remaining 500 Pple and hearsay
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 8:44am On Apr 20, 2016
Anowax:
Who you con dash the remaining 500 Pple and hearsay
cadet ASP (specialists) 500
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by mamawin(f): 8:53am On Apr 20, 2016
gbaskiboy:
How about those that are below 6 ft,
Those with mouth odor grin
Those who have bow or K legs
the kind odour wet dey d mouth of d person wet dey interview dem nko? e no get rival
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by prinsam30: 9:22am On Apr 20, 2016
""it's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians.""

Are u now telling us that Nigeria Police Force is not a better job

my Observation though
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ObiOkpor(m): 9:23am On Apr 20, 2016
Zceesneh:
U mean they should commit suicide because u are indirectly saying they are useless, thats why am going into music after graduating from school, am a chronic stammerer i don't think any one will want to employ me, bro it hurts
I never said you are. Military and police don't enlist stammerers. Been a stammerer doesn't mean no one will employ you. Good luck in your music career.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by pricelesshoney(f): 9:49am On Apr 20, 2016
I applied as single,but my wedding is june,how do I reconcile that if I am shortlisted?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 9:53am On Apr 20, 2016
ObiOkpor:

I never said you are. Military and police don't enlist stammerers. Been a stammerer doesn't mean no one will employ you. Good luck in your music career.
buh i want to have two choice because music may fail, am studying political science buh i took jamb this yr for law, can a stammerer be a lawyer?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ObiOkpor(m): 10:10am On Apr 20, 2016
Zceesneh:
buh i want to have two choice because music may fail, am studying political science buh i took jamb this yr for law, can a stammerer be a lawyer?
can't say for that.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by charlsecy(m): 10:48am On Apr 20, 2016
ify2016:
FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.
Why are flat-footed not easily allowed into the force?
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by lexyclasy: 10:57am On Apr 20, 2016
ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!
Please for item number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by lexyclasy: 10:57am On Apr 20, 2016
ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!
Please for section number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by poketoholo01(m): 10:58am On Apr 20, 2016
Adeoba10:
Dat was how one useless op come nairaland dey advice us say if we no get National id card number, we should replace it with our matric number.....
. Chai, thunder fire devil.

Lol
My belle o. Matric no indeed.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ify2016: 11:08am On Apr 20, 2016
lexyclasy:
Please for section number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.

Correction is noted. But also try and change the word "refer" and replace it with do I "mean".

Thanks for your understanding. Sometimes mistake is always inevitable and I don't think the above word ( filing) is wrong.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Nobody: 11:13am On Apr 20, 2016
ObiOkpor:
My brother, you didn't talk about the following;
1, stammerers.
2, shortness,
3, squint( aka, anya 4;30),
4, knock-kneed,
5, poor dention.
People with this can not be allowed entry. Na make them go India go get jaz.





*police recruitment,i jump and pass*
Poor dentition?
I have a friend who lost an incisor in an accident that applied. Though he uses an artificial tooth. I told him he don't stand a chance, but he kept arguing becuase he knows some hi-powers in Abuja.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by successbase(m): 11:16am On Apr 20, 2016
ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

cool
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by SailorXY: 11:20am On Apr 20, 2016
dirtymoney:

Poor dentition?
I have a friend who lost an incisor in an accident that applied. Though he uses an artificial tooth. I told him he don't stand a chance, but he kept arguing becuase he knows some hi-powers in Abuja.
the poor dentition referred to is not the loss of a tooth but congenital diseases & in some cases chronic periodontal diseases.

Anyone can lose a tooth from a blow or head butt. Some even lose teeth during training. It doesn't mean nothing.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by marcopollo(m): 12:06pm On Apr 20, 2016
You forgot to add that if you have a big/protruded idodo/abdomen is also an hindrance.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Yksoul(m): 12:29pm On Apr 20, 2016
I DONT BELIEVE THIS WRITE UP.IN NIGERIA,EVERY IMPOSSIBILITY AS FAR AS RECRUITMENT IS CONCERNED IN NIGERIA,IS POSSIBLE SINCE PEOPLE HANDLING THE POLICE RECRUITMENT ARE HUMAN BEINGS
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by micdudenoni: 2:23pm On Apr 20, 2016
[quote author=ify2016 post=44860100]It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.

see ehn, in the Army if you are flatfooted, you will be screened out, it is not a 50/50 chance but a 0% in the army
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Northboy(m): 2:24pm On Apr 20, 2016
magicminister:
Suffering too much for my country.
I heard over 750,000 people applied for a position of about 10,000.
The really sad part is that the political office holders have atleast 2 slots for every federal appointment.
this implies that a good number of the positions have been filled up already.

Anyway, i wish all candidates the best of luck.
The moment you get accepted in to NPF, you will automatically become my enemy....
I guess you are a crimimal
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by ObiOkpor(m): 2:39pm On Apr 20, 2016
dirtymoney:

Poor dentition?
I have a friend who lost an incisor in an accident that applied. Though he uses an artificial tooth. I told him he don't stand a chance, but he kept arguing becuase he knows some hi-powers in Abuja.
You said hi-powers? That settles it.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by mokset123: 3:37pm On Apr 20, 2016
Anowax:
Who you con dash the remaining 500 Pple and hearsay
If you listen to news often you would get the gist okay
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by charlsecy(m): 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2016
pricelesshoney:
I applied as single,but my wedding is june,how do I reconcile that if I am shortlisted?
The date on your marriage certificate will confirm you applied as a single. I don't see any problem here...
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by charlsecy(m): 8:01pm On Apr 20, 2016
Lilimax:

Source: Google
You might have used Google for the search, but that doesn't mean the source of the information you posted was Google! It's not!
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Obcglobal(m): 11:18pm On Apr 20, 2016
ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Obcglobal(m): 11:20pm On Apr 20, 2016
Everybody that have been criticizing policemen is now fighting to join police force, what an irony
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by okwaramartins(m): 11:34am On May 11, 2016
Obasanjo came to a campaign ground in 2007 and said " naija na laff I dey laff" honestly wen I look at d twist of dat comment, I had no option buh to join him in d laff. As u see me so na laff I dey laff. Indeed a bitter truth it is.
Re: 2016 Police Recruitment: Pray Hard If You're In This Group by Myquel1(m): 1:42pm On May 11, 2016
My people, I click send once bt my network problem lead to multiple submition, pls does dt mins automatic disqualification? Pls reply

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