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I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 4:21am On Apr 22, 2016
I noticed something like snake around my manhood, before i could realised it, it was biting my manhood from soft to hard, i thought my mummy was around i screamed mummy, and wake up, i remember that she travelled and will be back today, i check my manhood no snake, no bite, jesus wetin i do naa, snake biting my dick, wanted to remove it, i think my crush is a witch because i never approach her she want to bite off my manhood
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Cutehector(m): 4:26am On Apr 22, 2016
Stop visiting olosho
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 4:29am On Apr 22, 2016
Cutehector:
Stop visiting olosho
can't remember last i visited one
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by seunlayi(m): 4:45am On Apr 22, 2016
Be careful about Mouth Gig

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Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 4:47am On Apr 22, 2016
seunlayi:
Be careful about Mouth Gig
shocked
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 5:57am On Apr 22, 2016
You go hearam now.. Keep your tom dickson at bay you wont listen.. By the way, this got me LMAO
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Lordabas: 6:01am On Apr 22, 2016
Your enemies are at work. Snake bite on the prick means youll be impotent. Go for cleansing and deliverance bros grin
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 6:09am On Apr 22, 2016
Lordabas:
Your enemies are at work. Snake bite on the prick means youll be impotent.
Go for cleansing and deliverance bros grin
angry may i give ur sister belle naa
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by marshalcarter: 6:12am On Apr 22, 2016
LMAO.....bro...biko go for deliverance and spiritual check up grin

Ya ex don mark you present for her kingdom cheesy grin
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by babs01(m): 6:13am On Apr 22, 2016
I'm not Joseph, but I can categorically tell that dat snake is nt a real snake but a deadliest STI. so my advice abstain from sex for now either u use protection or nt. u can abstain from it till your wedding night.
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 6:17am On Apr 22, 2016
marshalcarter:
LMAO.....bro...biko go for deliverance and spiritual check up grin


Ya ex don mark you present for her kingdom cheesy grin
undecided wetin i do her naa
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by marshalcarter: 6:21am On Apr 22, 2016
Zceesneh:
undecided wetin i do her naa
Go beg for forgiveness na..tell her you're in love with sum1 else...tell her in a swt nd romantic way smiley

If u lyk go para for her..undecided she go chop ya destiny grin grin
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 6:23am On Apr 22, 2016
babs01:
I'm not Joseph, but I can categorically tell that dat snake is nt a real snake but a deadliest STI. so my advice abstain from sex for now either u use protection or nt. u can abstain from it till your wedding night.
thanks buh no thsnks
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 6:26am On Apr 22, 2016
marshalcarter:

Go beg for forgiveness na..tell her you're in love with sum1 else...tell her in a swt nd romantic way smiley

If u lyk go para for her..undecided she go chop ya destiny grin grin
choi i die shocked
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by babs01(m): 6:27am On Apr 22, 2016
Zceesneh:
thanks buh no thsnks
OYO is ur case den
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by kingsleyAba: 6:41am On Apr 22, 2016
Rili
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by AlexCk: 6:47am On Apr 22, 2016
Lol, tor.
It is a sign that u r the king . *in Mr Bones' voice*
grin grin
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 6:58am On Apr 22, 2016
AlexCk:
Lol, tor.
It is a sign that u r the king . *in Mr Bones' voice*
grin grin
in what?
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 7:10am On Apr 22, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy...

Too much Mouth Action (in ur thought /real)nah u knw which 1...

U need Jesus Op
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by damseyl(f): 7:14am On Apr 22, 2016
Ehya ....
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 7:31am On Apr 22, 2016
Sempumping:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy...

Too much Mouth Action (in ur thought /real)nah u knw which 1...

U need Jesus Op
if i didn't scream and wake up i for die cry
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 7:41am On Apr 22, 2016
Zceesneh:
if i didn't scream and wake up i for die cry



It means you need to change ......Buhari can help u with that






#runs away
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 7:56am On Apr 22, 2016
Sempumping:




It means you need to change ......Buhari can help u with that






#runs away
change my foot, em one kitty-cat i wan scatter today
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by ehinmowo: 7:59am On Apr 22, 2016
my guy, that thing no b snake o. na serious and aggressive BJ from hungry Olosho. lol (just kidding)
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by wordbank(m): 8:00am On Apr 22, 2016
Zceesneh:
if i didn't scream and wake up i for die cry
See mumu
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 8:03am On Apr 22, 2016
wordbank:

See mumu
me and u who mumu past
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by millsak(m): 10:00am On Apr 22, 2016
are u sure it was a bite or the snake was giving u a Mouth Action?
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by optional1(f): 10:22am On Apr 22, 2016
Zceesneh:
change my foot, em one kitty-cat i wan scatter today

Good pple r advicing u on wat to do nd u r there joking abt it, throwing them insult indirectly, God gave u a sign to stay off sex but u say u must not is ur life, u cant do witout sex.

Oya scatter dat babe kitty-cat today nd u wil see d nxt dream u wil av, nd u wil still come back here nd give ur testimony of regrat.

A word is over enough 4 a wise man.

Is ur life live wit it d way u wat it to suit u!
I got no advice 4 u man.
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by siokpe: 10:47am On Apr 22, 2016
Snake comes from the waterworld called Mermaid spirits. Mermaid spirit can control a lady to seduce you for sex with the aim of rendering your sex life useless. Be careful not to indulge in any form of illicit act. Do not allow your semen to be taken to the coven. Jesus will help you
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 10:53am On Apr 22, 2016
optional1:


Good pple r advicing u on wat to do nd u r there joking abt it, throwing them insult indirectly, God gave u a sign to stay off sex but u say u must not is ur life, u cant do witout sex.

Oya scatter dat babe kitty-cat today nd u wil see d nxt dream u wil av, nd u wil still come back here nd give ur testimony of regrat.

A word is over enough 4 a wise man.

Is ur life live wit it d way u wat it to suit u!
I got no advice 4 u man.
who is this again
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by Nobody: 11:00am On Apr 22, 2016
optional1:


Good pple r advicing u on wat to do nd u r there joking abt it, throwing them insult indirectly, God gave u a sign to stay off sex but u say u must not is ur life, u cant do witout sex.

Oya scatter dat babe kitty-cat today nd u wil see d nxt dream u wil av, nd u wil still come back here nd give ur testimony of regrat.

A word is over enough 4 a wise man.

Is ur life live wit it d way u wat it to suit u!
I got no advice 4 u man.
i can't remember insulting anyone here, all i want from u to chew ur advice, is not needed
Re: I Had A Dream About a Snake Biting My Manhood by SlimHan(f): 11:49am On Apr 22, 2016
@op, kpele o. Dis is called ise aye. Your village people are behind ur matter o. Start a 41days fasting nd prayers immediately. Dis is no joke o

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