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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2009
Trees are tall
Trees are green
trees are the loveliest things i av seen
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2009
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:08pm On Aug 10, 2009
i remember the mumblings in this rhyme, plenty of us nor fit remember the lines grin
we go shout wella when we get to "this is the house that Jack built " grin grin grin


This is the house that Jack built!
This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cat that killed the rat
That ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the farmer sowing his corn
That kept the cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built!

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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:11pm On Aug 10, 2009
When u see a traffic light
there is something you should know
RED means stop
YELLOW means ready
GREEN means go & go & go
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:15pm On Aug 10, 2009
One two buckle my shoe
Three, four, knock at the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Nine, ten, a big fat hen
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve
Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting
Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen
Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting
Nineteen, twenty, my plates empty
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:21pm On Aug 10, 2009
This is my basket i'll carry it so then off to the market
i've been to the market
it was a nice day
i'll empty my basket & put it away
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:25pm On Aug 10, 2009
As i was going to the market going to the store
i turn around 2x
i dont know wia to stop
S T O P
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:26pm On Aug 10, 2009
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
They've all gone away.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:26pm On Aug 10, 2009
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:29pm On Aug 10, 2009
Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:35pm On Aug 10, 2009
Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark is with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for baby and me.

cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:39pm On Aug 10, 2009
grin cheesy grin

Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went to bed with his trousers on;
One shoe off, and one shoe on,
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 1:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
hey fiddle diddle
d cat & d diddle
d cat jump over the moon
the little dog laff
2 see just a fun
& d diddle ran away with d spoon
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:45pm On Aug 10, 2009
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Apple in the morning - Doctor's
warning
Roast apple at night - starves the
doctor outright
Eat an apple going to bed - knock the
doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week -
ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:47pm On Aug 10, 2009
chei!! my favourite grin we danced eh cry

i wan small again oh cry


The Owl and the P ussy Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely P ussy, O P ussy, my love,
What a beautiful P ussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful P ussy you are!"

P ussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:49pm On Aug 10, 2009
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:51pm On Aug 10, 2009
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by nich(m): 1:59pm On Aug 10, 2009
i have a little pain sir
in my little chest sir
any time i cough sir
it causes a little pain sir
ke e ke e ke e
there it is again sir
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
grin cheesy grin

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by firestar(f): 2:05pm On Aug 10, 2009
Have you ever seen a tortoise, crawling slowly on its way?
Slowly creeping,
Slowly crawling,
Fifty yards in half a day?
Why so slowly- Ohh! so slowly! Does it creep from place to place?
With that very- Ohh! so very, tired look upon its face!
Its not because its lazy, or because its old or slow. . .
If you were carry a house, how quickly would you go?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by firestar(f): 2:12pm On Aug 10, 2009
In the night,
Mosquitoes whine. . .
Hungry for your blood and mine.

Clever people always get. . .
Under a mosquito net.

Safe there,
While mosquitoes whine;
Hungry for your blood and mine.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:16pm On Aug 10, 2009
Starlight star bright,
The first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by StudioCFR(m): 2:18pm On Aug 10, 2009
Mukina wish she still dey 3years old sha.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:24pm On Aug 10, 2009
Studio CFR:

Mukina wish she still dey 3years old sha.
yes oh sad grin


Red sky at night,
Sailor's delight;
Red sky at morning,
Sailor's warning.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:26pm On Aug 10, 2009
Thirty days hath September,
April, June and November;
All the rest have thirty one
Except for February which has twenty eight!
(And twenty nine each leap year)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:30pm On Aug 10, 2009
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware"
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny"
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by clemcykul(f): 2:34pm On Aug 10, 2009
bla bla bla ship, have u any wool . , . . . , . . . . , . . , . . . . .
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot,
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:41pm On Aug 10, 2009
Cry Baby Bunting
Daddy's gone a-hunting
Gone to fetch a rabbit skin
To wrap the Baby Bunting in
Cry Baby Bunting
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 2:42pm On Aug 10, 2009
Early to bed
Early to rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2009
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man
with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks, each sack
had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits: kits, cats,
sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:49pm On Aug 10, 2009
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

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