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Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by graci(f): 12:03am On Apr 23, 2016
[quote author=Atmmachine post=44952179][color=#990000]Ladies would even date a monkey.
All they want is money.

Look at 50 cent, Obasanjo, Oshimole, I go die, Seyi law, Gordons, These are real ugly men but they are dating or married to the most beautiful women on earth.

Shut up..u talking trash.

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Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Mypeople2(m): 12:28am On Apr 23, 2016
EroticAngelina:


lol no vex dear.

but haba, make u reason am urslf. love is blind grin

I'm more than ready to give up handsomeness and six pacs for true love. I know it will be hard, buh imma fight for my man, even of he got pot belly
Lol Funny girl.... so the money is your true love? Na wa for women
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Rexnegro(m): 12:56am On Apr 23, 2016
horexy:
Both are not appealing at all angry
You mean like seriously? then wetin You want no dey market again..
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Nobody: 1:36am On Apr 23, 2016
Marry the pot bellied, cheat on him with the guy with 6packs, that's the reality it's happening., but they won't admit here!!!
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Empiree: 1:41am On Apr 23, 2016
ALMOST LIKE THIS ONE: He is rejected but when he gets his money... My God, it can't be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=113&v=ZzsCElAS_t8
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by driand(m): 5:08am On Apr 23, 2016
rheether:
Pot belle is bae..
I'm beginning to suspect u grin
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by driand(m): 5:09am On Apr 23, 2016
Sempumping:
who 6packs don Epp. ..pot belly all d way
you fit ve the first person wey go benefit from the 6 packs?
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by driand(m): 5:14am On Apr 23, 2016
horexy:
Both are not appealing at all angry
See as u follow Explorers like hunch-back
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by RaeMystix: 5:34am On Apr 23, 2016
rheether:
Pot belle is bae..

Exactly.!!!...I'll make sure he undergoes the bypass/ lap band surger, then hire a personal trainer to work out with him 6 days a week. Also, i'll hire a dietician to plan out healthy meals and a chef to cook those healthy meals approved by the dietician..Problem solved.
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Blessograo(f): 6:02am On Apr 23, 2016
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Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by jeval0008: 6:03am On Apr 23, 2016
that's for lazyass Ladies to choose, but me ain't interested in six pack that would be beating me up or cheating on me or potbellied that bad, that would come home all night drunk.

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Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by ositaboy: 6:49am On Apr 23, 2016
Pot belly all the way.na love we go chop.

Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Hardeybohwarley(m): 7:26am On Apr 23, 2016
tuzle:
u be gay
that if I am a lady...
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Godmother(f): 7:29am On Apr 23, 2016
BolaLFC:
Marry d pot bellied man, divorce him 2weeks later

Lolz
You think the man is a mumu abi? You don't know his type will make you sign pre-nup before the wedding undecided Divorce him and you loose out. You would even incur enough debt from the small small spending you made during the wedding sef.
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by rem1: 7:35am On Apr 23, 2016
Pot of sickness
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by habsydiamond(m): 7:44am On Apr 23, 2016
Na inside big belle money dey. Outside money u fit use am do pillow. And e fit dust bullet cos e dey get bullet proof. Which means big belle get plenty characteristcs. Money, pillow, bullet proof,
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by tivta(m): 7:50am On Apr 23, 2016
rheether:
Who that one done epp?
Omalichawan, kedu?
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Nobody: 8:01am On Apr 23, 2016
Can't put up with any of those two. Honestly!
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by LadyJul(f): 8:02am On Apr 23, 2016
I'll choose the one that treats me with respect be it potbelly or 6packs grin
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by henryhemon(m): 8:21am On Apr 23, 2016
Izen:


By your logic, ugly people don't deserve to be happy and get married? Do you even know if the people who are with them genuinely love them or not? Let's stop this blind stereotypes please.

What stereotype are you talking about ? That women can marry anybody cuz of money or not ?
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Nobody: 8:23am On Apr 23, 2016
rheether:
Who that one done epp?
I must confess boobies don't lie.....
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by mocute22(m): 8:29am On Apr 23, 2016
Pot belle is a charmer.......if am a gurl dnt nid 2 groom ova it,baba onikun is ma choice






.......GBAM
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Joysmart(f): 8:36am On Apr 23, 2016
Mehn the six pack guy is scary sha and as poor as he is he may kill me one day out of frustration but then the pot bellied one is something else God that man could crush me one day. Moreover no need marrying someone I may be tempted to cheat on
Cos I'm sure that man will be lazy in Every thing.
So both of them no be am
But if I must choose I'll go for the six packs biko who says $100 can't turn to $100 million dollars
Especially with a wife like me tongue

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Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by potbelly(m): 8:41am On Apr 23, 2016
Choose me... I will treat you with respect LadyJul wink
LadyJul:
I'll choose the one that treats me with respect be it potbelly or 6packs grin
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by henryhemon(m): 8:44am On Apr 23, 2016
Honestly this is the true reflection of Africa women even those ones who say they will choose none loves money,women are always on the look out of a richer dude just very few are different so as a man pray you make it big time in life and ladies will flock all over you but they did leave you once they see a richer dude,so forget women strive for better things.
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Tex42(m): 8:46am On Apr 23, 2016
Zambux:
This pot belly no be am, this one na pot of sickness naim im carry
who u go chose, na watin them ask u...
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Wealthy15(f): 8:49am On Apr 23, 2016
shamsuRana:


undecided
According to girls, all men are the same...
Question:If all men are the same,why do women take long to choose them?
character wise diff
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Cutemi(f): 8:53am On Apr 23, 2016
EroticAngelina:


lol buh girls like handsome and six packs guys na



Lol, abeg who six packs don help.....pot belle is sexy **winks** tongue
EroticAngelina:


lol buh girls like handsome and six packs guys na



Lol, abeg who six packs don help.....pot belle is sexy **winks**

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Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by vicdall(f): 1:23pm On Apr 23, 2016
Abeg six packs. We will build up ourselves. Don't go for an already made man, make your own man. I can't marry someone I won't be proud of. Marry the 6 packs guy,help him make money
Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by Hades2016(m): 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2016
rheether:
Pot belle is bae..
lol

Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by teekay213(m): 3:00pm On Apr 23, 2016
Zambux:
This pot belly no be am, this one na pot of sickness naim im carry
u look good...can i have your contact?

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