Just got ideas on this and would love to drop it as soon
as possible, I happened to be a student of this school
and after reading lot of sweet and fantastic stories
here I decided to drop mine as a contribution…
However am not a novelist neither am I an author, got
all the knowledge here and I need ur permission to
push ahead.

MY LIFE IN OZORO POLYTECHNIC

Note: this story is 99.9% fiction, the named school is
not used for bad motive rather I choose to use it
because am proud to be a graduate from this very
institute, hence no part of this story should be used as
reference in respect to the school.

Introduction
Show me a State filled with strong and heavy hearted
citizen and I will show you Delta State “The Big
Heart”, show me a town of discipline and free minded
people and I will show you Ozoro, tell me about a
school with overcrowded student situated in a small
lecture hall and I will bring forward to you Ozoro
Polytechnic. This is a school in my time that helped
lots of secondary school graduate who find it difficult
to be admitted into one of the several higher
institutions in the country, Nigeria. I never taught of
studying in a polytechnic since they don’t have most
of the high professional courses such as law,
medicine and surgery, pharmacology etc. Should I
say condition or destiny? Well, I found myself in this
school and hopefully believed to scale through with
flying colors.
Will I be able to achieve this goal….?
EPISODE 1
My name is Eliboy. I’m from a polygamous home and
the last child of 18children. My siblings have the raw
cash (money) to sponsor my education up to the level
of schooling abroad but like the saying ‘every mallam
with his own kettle’ they don’t care, the only option is
for me to hustle and take full responsibility of my
education. After my secondary education, I had to
struggle hard by hustling like every ambitious youth
who have goals to achieve. I spent three good years
at home working as a class room teacher, party
planner, master of ceremonies MC, designer, and
sometimes driver to some aged individuals. With all
these jobs, I was able to make good money that will
see me through my school if not to the end but at
least 2yrs.
A devil in the appearance of an angel I believe is
exactly what I am when it comes to womanizing, It’s
the only bad thing about me actually, this makes most
of my friends who knows the real me calls me
commissioner of womens’ affair, others shawama
Lord but I prefer the name my one and only best
friend Jerry calls me, the reason is that he always
whine his waist like Shakira while calling the name. I
guess you want to know the name, its ALELE
KPEKUS.
– – – – – – – – – – – – –
It was a Monday morning, the temperature outside
was 45 degrees, so I turned 45 degrees facing the
wall as I laid like an helpless chick on my bed. Being
soaked alone in cold, I wasn’t able to sleep, so I had
to listen to some cool music. I was listening to my
favorite music sang by flavour titled “catch cold”
when a message beeped my phone. It was an email
from sender NDU (Niger Delta University) I opened
the message to read and its content was;
“AYIS ELIBOY you have been offered provisional
admission into NDU to pursue a degree programme in
the department of zoology, you are expected to start
the screening process as soon as possible.
No-reply@NDU.wiberforceisland.com”
I sighed in anger going through the message again
and again, I’ve always dreamt of being a medical
doctor saving lives and helping humans and not
attending to animals and studying their embryological
features. Thinking took over me as my cerebrum
expanded. I never knew when tears started rolling off
my eyes and I said, another wasted year! Two years
back I was given admission to study medicine and
surgery in this same school but it was swept off by a
whirled wind from nowhere. I had to decline due to
my father’s death.
– – – – – – – – – – – – –
The next day, I searched for my jamb form to see if
the second choice institute I filled would be a better
alternative, I found it finally and Delta State
Polytechnic Ozoro was my 2nd choice institute with
the course Science Laboratory Technology (SLT). It’s
somehow related to medicine and surgery although
not as I thought because it is restricted to the
laboratory only, more also not only medical lab but all
variety of labs.
I quickly reached out for my phone to surf the net to
see if the second choice institute form was still on
sales and behold it was, I dashed off to a café in my
vicinity to purchase the form and was told to visit the
school for further processes.
To be continued….

EPISODE 2
It’s Two days to the entrance examination but I was
transmogrified into something unusual, didn’t bother
to study which was unlike me when it comes to exam.
It was just as if am fully prepared because it wasn’t
up to a month I sat for the NDU exam.
I called my best friend Jerry to inform him of my
coming. He was in ND1 studying computer science in
the school (DSPZ).
JERRY: Eliboy my guy A.K.A alele kpekus wazzup
with you na (talking with warri accent)
ME: Brotherly I’m firm oo, I just want to let you know
am sitting for ozoro poly entrance exam.
JERRY: you are a fuckup guy; you would have
informed me earlier on.
ME: it’s not too late bro; I’ll be coming tomorrow to
pass the night in your place
JERRY: Better, don’t worry I’ll arrange first class
shawama for you. Some ripe ones are even in my
hostel
ME: Abeg nor start (pidgin)
JERRY: stop pretending, I know you need one
ME: thanks, I’ve heard you.
I smiled as I hanged up, and said to myself ‘Jerrry is
a baaaad guy, am not yet a student and he already
has bad plan for me. A decisive taught came into my
mind that it would be better if I go along with me 2
packs of condom since I don’t know Jerry’s main
motive because I heard that the girls in higher
institution are all bad girls. Most of them have
different sexual transmitted infections which they are
willing to share. I don’t want to be infected, this
thought in my mind left me with no option than to go
fully prepared with amour and protection (anti-biotic
drugs and condoms)…
– – – – – – – – – – – – –
Without any further delay, I reached for a small
suitable travelling bag that will contain some clothes
which will take me up to 3days in the strange town
where I will be passing the night for the first time
including the requirements for the examination.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
I woke up exactly 6:00am the following morning, said
my prayers regarding to the trip and the examination
and also seek for God’s protection throughout my
stay there, thereafter, I did some exercise before
entering the bathroom to freshen up.
It was exactly 7:25am when I finally finished and
walk to my mum to inform her about my journey.
ME: Baby, I’m travelling to Ozoro (baby is what I
often called my mum)
MUM: Son, did I hear you say travelling?
ME: yes ma, I’m going there to write their entrance
exam
MUM: And you didn’t let me know on time?
ME: Sorry ma, but it’s something I can take care of
MUM: If you say so, I wish you success my son, you
will pass and put our enemies to shame
ME: AMEN!
She dipped her right hand into her hand-bag and
brought out some cash which I believe was too much.
I never wanted her to give me some money but her
prayers. The total figure after counting the money is
ten thousand Naira, I was so grateful and happy
because I had enough cash for my trip and also to
catch fun with.
I boarded a keke napep which took me to Uduaghan’s
transport service at Deco junction, Warri. On my
arrival, I bought a ticket for the destination I was
heading and in less than 5minutes a young man
started shouted at the top of his voice using a
microphone;
“Ozoro with C ticket, Ozoro with C ticket, C1 to 15,
your vehicle is ready. The first bus by your left hand
side”
I checked my ticket carefully and saw C2 on top of it
which signified the 2nd passenger to book for that
vehicle. I went close to the bus so I can sit at the
front and a smart looking girl joined me in the front
making us three including the bus driver. Off we went
after everyone has successfully secure their seats, as
the vehicle sped pass a gallop, my phone fell from my
hands and onto the smart soft looking girl’s lap which
I boldly retrieve without minding the region the phone
was close to. I later said;
ME: Am sorry pretty
GIRL: No problem, hope its working fine?
ME: yes, did the phone hurt you, I m-e-a-n are you
hurt? (Stammering)
GIRL: Not really
ME: I’m Eli by name
GIRL: Rukevwe but people call me Rukky, you can call
me ruk for short
She wasn’t angry at all as we started getting
acquainted and finally exchanged contacts. She was
smiling all through our conversation with her eye
lashes blinking like that of a doll. What I liked about
her was the way she bit her lips seductively…
To be continued

EPISODE 3
The journey was about 2 hours drive, I alighted from
the bus and thereafter dialed Jerry’s number to
inform him of my arrival and he quickly rushed down
to pick me. Getting to his house, he has already
prepared Banga soup which is my favorite soup; I
was surprise because the jerry I know can’t boil water
not to talk of cooking Banga soup.
He later confess that a girl in the hostel who he has
been banging (lashing) helped him and said he will
introduce me to her later after mentioning her name
to be Aghogho. I wasn’t interested in his explanation
as my stomach was biting me badly. I reach for a
breakable plate and served myself, I ate in rush
because I didn’t take anything before leaving Warri;
the gala and lacasera I bought at one of the army
check point while coming, my so called friend Rukky
collected it when I ask her if she cares, deep inside
me I taught she will even say thanks am okay (girls
normal word).
After the meal, I decided to go through one or two
books to refresh my memory in form of revising but
it’s just as if all the textbook are downloaded already
to my long term memory, the whole room was hot
leaving me with no option than to drop the books and
take a walk with Jerry. We both strolled out of the
hostel and while strolling, I saw so many charming
damsel but wasn’t in the mood to ‘get involve’ even
though part of me is wanting. All I was thinking about
is the exam and how it will look like if I finally gain
admission into the polytechnic.
We haven’t gone far when I saw a girl on a bike
(okada) waving her hands after calling my name.
That must be Rukky I exclaimed facing Jerry with my
mouth wide open, yes its Rukky, do u know her? Jerry
asked… yes I do I replied, I narrated all that happened
between Rukky and I to him. Jerry then told me she
stays in their hostel and her room number is 5 which
is next after his own room 4. I doubted but to my
greatest surprise the bike stopped in front of Jerry’s
hostel, we walked back to the hostel and I went
straight to her room to confirm myself. I knocked the
door softly and she opened leaving me motionless
after seeing her face
RUKKY: you didn’t tell me you are coming to my
street, please come inside
ME: not only your street but my friend who I told you
about stays in the same hostel with you
RUKKY: you mean Jerry? The guy I saw you with?
ME: yes
RUKKY: we’re both in the same department but we
don’t interact with each other at school and here
ME: but why? (Feeling relax on her bed while she was
arranging the foodstuff she came in with)
RUKKY: I don’t make friends, I like being indoor.
You’ll only see me outside when am going and
coming back from school, market and church. The
highest I can do is to greet my neighbors.
ME: your parents should be awarded for training you
that way. How about your promise?
RUKKY: you are here already so I’ll call you as soon
as I get the answer to that.
ME: I should be leaving then, but have it in mind that
someone who cares is waiting and it shouldn’t pass
today.
RUKKY: yes boss
I left her to join Jerry in his apartment………………….
********flash back********
While we were chatting up in the bus something leads
to something and we started talking dirty like long
time friends, I asked for her number which she gave
to me I flashed her and told her to save mine. As a
strong Warri boy I decided to make good use of that
opportunity by asking her out pleading for a positive
response knowing fully well that I have no genuine
feelings for her. She then promise to give me a
positive reply on one condition that if only we meet
again.
– – – – – – – – – – – – –
Jerry never mentioned to me that he has a roommate,
but I was surprise to see a guy holding a girl by hand
like someone carrying handbag. The guy was
somehow cool but I was a bit annoyed with the way
he talks, he greeted jerry and stretch his right hand
towards me for a handshake.
CHARLIE: Eliboy is this you?
ME: yes, good evening (out of surprise)
CHARLIE: you are welcome to our small crib, meet my
girlfriend Chidima
ME: hi Chidima
CHIDIMA: hey hi, black handsome. You got a shiny
black skin (in my mind I was like wow, na girl dey
compliment boy)
ME: Thanks (Saying it with a fake smile)
CHIDIMA: it’s my pleasure
CHARLIE: enough, Eli is a bad guy, so don’t admire
him too much (I was like better tell her oo, but how
come this guy knows I’m bad when it comes to
shawama tins)
JERRY: You and am who bad pass (trying to cover me
up)
CHIDIMA: it’s obvious he isn’t a bad person; can’t you
see how humble and quiet he is? (Who nor go nor
know, I was hoping someday she will see my true
self)
I excuse myself and Jerry follow suit leaving Charlie
and Chidima alone in the room. Jerry started
complaining about their daily s-x routine, saying we
have to wait outside till 8pm before going inside. He
suggested we should go sleep in Aghogho’s room or
wait here till they are done.. I checked my time its
6:57pm, Jerry was worried about keeping me outside
till then but I wasn’t worried at all since I see it as a
good opportunity for me to pass the night in Rukky’s
apartment. Guess I should call her and tell her. So
many questions starting moving in my mind like a
slide,
** Should I call her?
** Will she allow me in at this time?
** What if she got provoked?
** What should I do now?
** Will she give a positive response to my request?
** She even promise to call before the day ends
** Does she have a plan?
** Does she even like me in person?
My taught was still fighting my mind when I heard my
phone ringing, who must it be?

EPISODE 4

I removed the vibrating phone from my pocket and
saw the name RUKKY OZ, I quickly press the green
button on my phone
RUKKY: hello
ME: hello dear, I’ve been expecting your call
RUKKY: yeah, sorry for not calling on time, I was busy
preparing dinner. Can you please come to my room?
ME: why not? I’m coming now (voicing it out with
haste)
Jerry asked me who just called and I told him its
Rukky requesting my presence in her room, I
concluded he should go and meet his hostel girl friend
that I will call him when am done with Rukky.
– – – – – –
Her door was already opened as I tried knocking, I
walk straight in and the next thing I heard was an
unclear voice from her bathroom
RUKKY: Eli is that you?
ME: yes, where are you?
RUKKY: am in the bathroom please lock the door
ME: okayyy (I locked the door with the key already on
the door)
She came out with towel on her chest, I wasn’t
comfortable seeing her on towel so I had to throw my
face towards another direction. She finally drew my
attention as she started talking to me
RUKKY: I called you here to help me check my kitchen
bulb
ME: what happened to it?
RUKKY: it went off while I was cooking
ME: it might be that the bulb is bad or the lamb holder
is faulty (she walked me down to the kitchen)
RUKKY: I’m through with my cooking but I want it
fixed, can you help?
ME: sure, just help me with something I can climb
She brought a chair for me to climb and immediately I
touched the bulb it started working fine, it must have
lost contact with the current terminals I explained
looking down at her. I don’t know what happened to
my eyes I started seeing things I ought not to see, its
two big watermelons trying to reveal themselves from
her towel around her chest region. Chei!!! Is this
boobs I said to myself, I stepped down from the chair
slowing using half pass eye to magnify the boobs.
The temptation became worst when she pleaded I
should help her rub her back since she can’t do it well
herself, the cream was so chilled as my palms slide
on her back, junior (my joystick) responded to stimuli,
rose up and became hard begging for freedom out of
my boxers. I started adding some soft touches which
makes her dive on her bed and request I give her
proper massaging. She pulled off her towel leaving
her with just pant on; I couldn’t get to see her two
watermelons because she was facing the bed,
gradually my hands starting touching the boobs from
the side. I started feeling the softness of it which
makes me pause. She turned facing me to know why
I paused but she sighted something strange I was
licking my lips while holding junior tight by putting my
both legs together.
She smiled and pulled me to herself, I didn’t waste a
second as I kissed her seductive lips as if am licking
lollipop, she moaned as I finally grab the boobs that
got junior (my joystick) provoked and woke up from
its resting state. I skillfully remove her pant and
scientifically send my middle finger into her shawama
before she could get hold of my hands; she was wet
already as a thick semi-liquid moisten my hand deep
inside her. The next thing was that junior is already
inside her pussycat territory running in and out like
someone who is jugging along a short distance. Her
breathing became fast as she moan calling my name
at the same time speaking urhobo ** biko memera, eli
biko memera** I guess I understand what she was
saying ** pls gently, eli pls small small**, didn’t pay
attention to what she was saying as I professionally
bent her a-s to suit doggy style. It was in this course
that I c—u—m and chose to stop.
It’s a perfect job I said to myself, she stood up and
walked to the bathroom , as soon as she left I wore
my clothes and recall I didn’t make use of CD while
performing the act, – see fuckup oo – the 2 packet
are inside my bag. She came back carrying a heavy
face, seems she didn’t expect it but it has already
been done maybe this will push her to say yes to me I
taught. I tried to know what was wrong by
confronting her but she remained silent and started
crying.
Throughout the night she didn’t alter a word, I left the
bed where we both were sleeping and decided to
sleep on the floor. I called jerry to let him know am
sleeping at Rukky’s house and he said no problem
that he is also passing the night in Aghogho room his
girlfriend. I fell asleep after doing more of
facebooking and whatsapp hoping to leave her room
as early as 5am since I have exam the next day by
8am.
To be continued….

EPISODE 5
Finally the D-day has come, I left Rukkys apartment
while she was still far asleep to freshen up and get
prepared for the main deal of the day. Didn’t bother to
wake her up since she wasn’t pleased with what
happened last night, I sent her an apology message
regarding to what happened between us and went to
the campus where I will be writing the examination.
The whole town was filled with lot of people from
diver’s places, it’s like a market place if you do not
walk steadfastly, you will surely collide with another
person. I managed to locate the hall where my name
is with the help of the para-military officers and
school securities who directed me to campus two (2)
after lot of to and fro movement. Getting to the hall, I
sat down on the seat provided for me since the seat
number tally with the one on my photo card and also
bear my serial number.
– – – – – – – – – – – –
It’s over and I was feeling a bit relieved, the questions
were so cheap. Fifteen questions to answer for just
30mins and I didn’t spend up to 20mins in the hall
before I came out. The examiner concentrated more
on biology, physics and chemistry with just two
questions from mathematics which are just like
quantitative I did in primary school. Since I have no
other business in the school I went straight home and
met jerry sleeping, he woke up as soon as he heard
the noise of the door
ME: you dey sleep like rat when just escape from cat,
after you don over worked your curve7 last night with
Aghogho.
JERRY: wanka!!! Na me you won chick eh, I be like
small pikin for your eye? Abi you think say na only
you sabi alele girls kpekus?
ME: insult me as you like but don’t forget to respect
my gray hair. What are we eating? my belle don gum
my back oo
JERRY: guy na still that soup dey oo, abi you won eat
indomie? make I tell Aghogho to prepare am
ME: I go arrange am myself nor stress the innocent
girl when you don bukele till day break
JERRY: that reminds me, I greeted RUKKY this
morning but she gave me deaf ears. What happened
between you both last night?
ME: guy leave that babe, she might be heading
somewhere that was why she didn’t answer you. She
told me she is sometimes shy to answer greetings in
the morning (I didn’t want to reveal the truth to him)
JERRY: that na her own palava. A friend of mine
called me today reminding me of his birthday party
tonight. I’m going there with Aghogho and I want you
to join us
ME: I was even planning to go out tonight just to
celebrate a successful exam.
JERRY: I know say book full your block head na, so
you must make it into the school, that means we are
going for double celebration. You will like the place I
bet you, it has maximum security
ME: what is the name of the place?
JERRY: “WESTEN HALL” is the name, its opposite the
school you must have passed there this morning on
your way to school
ME: I dey with you full time but belle first….
Base on normal level, I garnish the indomie and
bought two big bottle of pepsi for me and jerry to step
down with. Settled on the far end of the bed after the
meal and switch on my phone which was off as at the
time I was about going to campus, I taught rukky
must have replied my message but to my greatest
surprise none of the unread messages came from
her. I was so restless and started meditating on what
to do next, I dialed her number more than 10 times
but she didn’t pick up neither did she busy the call.
What else can I do? I ask myself, if only she can go
to this party with me. I haven’t gotten a solution when
Jerry taps me by my shoulder telling me to get dress
for the party.
JERRY: allele kpekus watin you dey think abi you nor
write well you come dey deceive me
ME: you say? (pretending as if I didn’t hear what he
said)
JERRY: myself and Aghogho don ready remaining
you. My padi send me message say na till dawn so
carry better money oo because na you won bottle us
ME: see gbedu!!! Oshei! (with Dbanj voice)… problem
nor dey brotherly, na money go shame
I rush into the bathroom to take a quick shower
forgetting about rukky permanently, come to think of
it I don collect my share from the national cake ‘as he
dey hot’ why should I bother myself again when I
don’t even love her…. The only tin I like about her is
that she got a gigantic watermelon boobs must girls
don’t have, but choosed to let go….
To be continued…………….

EPISODE 6
Who goes there? I shouted as I heard someone
banging the door with force while I was lacing my
shoes, jerry went and opened the door and the so
called Aghogho appeared with a smiling face showing
her ‘ako ei liverpool‘ **big set of teeth like Liverpool
stadium** this is the first time I’m seeing her
AGHOGHO: Good evening everyone, did I interrupt?
ME: Not at all, you must be Aghogho? (She increased
the smile on her face making her look old)
JERRY: yes, Eli meet Aghogho my baby. Aghogho
meet Eli my brother from another mother
I reached for her hand and gave her a soft hand
shake, in the next one hour we are good to go. We
walked to the road side to get a bike and off we went
– – –
PARTY GROUND (WESTEN HALL)
The place was filled with lots of mini skirt and I can
glance through to see the jean-string and white pants
beneath…..
I didn’t know when the following words came out
from my mouth and jerry added his own rhythms to
make it a complete chorus
ME: Jean-string
JERRY: in_na the air
ME: White pant
JERRY: in_na the air
ME: Blue pant
JERRY: in_na the air
We started singing with it as we reach for a table
surrounded by four chairs, all Aghogho was doing
while we were entertaining her with the song was
laughing. It was really fun as we enjoyed the party to
the fullest drinking all sorts of brandy and dancing all
the possible steps in this life, I was involved in almost
all the nasty games that was played in the party but
the moment I loved most was when the MC
summoned the celebrate to bring out 2 boys and 2
girls, she picked me out and I was told by the MC to
suck one of the girls n—-e until it turns pale-red that if
I failed to do it I will pay #1000 but if the girl refuse to
allow me she will be the one to pay (you know that
kind tin na) base on highest in me I started heading
straight to the bra, out of nowhere a guy came out
and bailed the girl (I nearly refund his money, see bad
market).
So many dirty games were played and I partook in
almost all because am a free guy in the party base on
say no girl go with me, it got to Dance! Dance!
Dance!, everyone was in pair dancing seriously with
their girl or any free babe.
Luckily for me that very girl I almost suck her mango
was dancing alone, as a sharp warri boy I saw her
dancing to the beat **sekem** I applied the step
holding my waist with one hand and placed the other
hand on my chest and started sekem to her direction,
finally am in front of her giving the same step. As
soon as the music change to timaya ‘ukwu’ she
started placing her a-s-s on me and I was giving the
ukwu my cumcumber, she felt it and tried to see who
she was dancing with by pulling herself away. She
was shocked to see me and the first word that came
out from her mouth tells me she is in.
FAVOUR: Bad guy, you again?
ME: smiled! Why that name my dear friend? I’m not
as bad as you think
FAVOUR: never mind, but you almost touched my
boobs
ME: it’s just a game and I did it to make people laugh
FAVOUR: I barely know your name
ME: I’m Eli
FAVOUR: mine is Favour
ME: Favour Are you with someone?
FAVOUR: No, why did you ask (giving normal girls
styling)
ME: Because am alone and need to be with someone
She smiled without saying anything; I walked her to
the bar and offered her drinks while we watched
people from afar dancing. I saw jerry dancing with his
girlfriend while we were drinking but didn’t bother to
interrupt as we were busy trying to know each other…
liquor took over Favour as she started talking strange
and laughing loud, I tried to fetch jerry but didn’t see
his break light, tried his number and it wasn’t
reacheable. I have to look for a way out… as I was
thinking of what to do, she fell on the ground, and I
picked her up
ME: Favour are you okay?
FAVOUR: take me home I want to s–t
ME: Jesu!!! Abeg nor s–t for body oo
FAVOUR: did I say I want to s–t, I said I want to fight
(I then realize she was just saying rubbish because of
the drink)
ME: where do you stay, I mean your house?
FAVOUR: my house is innnnn campus 2 road close to
my HOD office but I want to go to your house and eat
tolotolo o o o o oo
I tried to explain to her that I don’t have house in
ozoro and didn’t cook tolotolo but she continued
saying rubbish and managed to whisper an hotel
named KESPY but all the bikes refuse to go there
telling me the place is far and its close to one nearby
town called ELU. I was about giving up when a young
bike guy stopped in front of me dropping a passenger
by WESTEN HALL where the party was done, he
advise me to lodge in OKAY HOTEL that it’s the only
nice hotel I can get around…
To be continued….

EPISODE 7

The bike guy dropped us in front of a building I
couldn’t identify because it was really late then. I only
notice it was opposite Uduaghan Park where I was
picked up by Jerry. Favour was coughing seriously
and couldn’t stand on her own, her eyes were all
closed.
BIKE MAN: bros I dey feel you oo, you won go finish
your babe perfectly tonight
ME: Nor vex, na you I for like finish then leave your
bone for your family
BIKE MAN: na play i dey oo bros, pipo like you nor
dey like chop remain for person
ME: na you get your mouth, take your money Mr.
chop remain
The bike guy left smiling as he pocket the one
thousand naira note I gave to him, I shake my head
with a fake smile and walked inside the building
holding Favour to myself.
We met the receptionist and booked one of the
available rooms, the keys were given to me after I
made the payment and we went in.
– – – –
I carried Favour on the bed and went into the
bathroom to shower off the sweat on me; I came out
to see something I haven’t seen in my life. Favour
has off her clothes leaving nothing on, she must be
mad I said to myself as I walk towards her to cover
her up with the blanket. Getting closer I saw a reddish
substance that looks like cherry, it was so enticing
that my joystick disobeyed the law of equilibrium and
obeyed the rule of moment. Is this shawama? Seems
more like free to air stations on dstv. I tried to draw
Favour’s attention by hitting her on her lap…
ME: Favour aren’t you bathing?
FAVOUR: Bathing is allowed but you will help me out
with it (saying it with dead tone with her mouth
smelling alcohol)
ME: okay stand up lets go
FAVOUR: can’t you see am standing already, you are
the one sitting
As a bad guy I refuse to dull myself knowing fully well
that she has gotten to another level. Since my body is
up already I just went straight to my pocket and get a
CD, put it on with immediate effect and make justice
to the food before me. Her sound track was wow!!!
And it makes me to push on more and more until I got
tired after an hour (the drink really makes me go
long).
I slept off some minutes after the deed, later woke up
to check my time it was already 5:32am I have to call
Jerry.
ME: Gom_j afar na, you disappear like jellyfish
JERRY: I nor see you again
ME: likewise me, i search for you but couldn’t see you
JERRY: don’t mind me joor, I took my girl somewhere
to get her something
ME: well I’m safe where I am; just want to hear from
you.
I hanged up the call and saw Favour staring at me
with a frown face. I was so frightened thinking she
will get mad at me for taking advantage of her, more
also she is still naked and she must know I tempered
with her shawama.
SEE ME SEE GBEGE OO!

To be continued

EPISODE 8
Continuation from last scene……
I was trying to explain when she placed her middle
finger on her lips telling me to shut up by making
twwwwwccchhhhhhhh
FAVOUR: who was that?
ME: (with a deep breath) you mean the person I just
spoke to?
FAVOUR: yea (covering herself with the blanket)
ME: It’s my friend Jerry, the one I sat with in the party
FAVOUR: I taught it’s another girl, baby please I need
that stuff you gave to me. You make me feel like am
flying over the moon.
ME: oohhh (with surprise), is it dddddddddddddddddd
FAVOUR: yes the S E X
Without wasting time I bounce on her like a roaring
lion, pressing her hips, caressing her body and head
to the shawama which was free to air…
I guess you know what happened next?
– –
Exactly 7:50am I woke her up and she went into the
bathroom to wash herself. Already her shawama
odour has taken over the room so I have to use the
air freshener I saw on one of the drawers in the room.
She came out looking fresh and tantalizing, her true
beauty was revealed and I was astonished with what I
saw…. “She is dhem pretty” I said in my mind, maybe
I should take her as substitute for Rukky when I
finally gain admission into the school, saying it with
my eyes on her.
FAVOUR: why staring at me that way?
ME: you are more beautiful than I taught, are you
from another world?
FAVOUR: I know you are not serious, if I’m from
another world you won’t wake up to see me. You
might be even dead by now lol.
ME: I want us to be great friends
FAVOUR: friends or girlfriend?
ME: both
FAVOUR: guys are always fond of using sweet words,
you are funny I must say and I like you.
We gisted, played together and finally exchanged
contact before leaving the hotel room. What surprised
me most was the way she rejected the #5,000 I gave
to her for T-fare (actually it’s for a job well done), she
turn it down telling me she is not an LovePeddler and won’t
take such rubbish from me next time. All I have to do
is to apologies and keep my money where it is
suppose to be. She is really nice I finalized…
– – –
I got no business in the town anymore and have to go
back home waiting for the admission list to be out,
jerry promise to call me the next week Monday as
soon as they post the admission list on the school
notice board. He excorted me to the park and bade
me farewell…
To be continued…………………….

EPISODE 9

Warri Again!!!

I enjoyed my stay in Ozoro especially the new fishes I
caught with my indestructible net but it’s good to be
home. No wonder they say ‘no place like home’;
immediately as I got home, my mum has already
cooked Owho soup, all I have to do is to prepare
starch and marmar the great combination (yellow &
yellow)…
After eating, I was pressed and decided to use the
rest room, getting there I zipped down and brought
out my curve7 to execute the waste urine in my
bladder. I discovered the urine was reddish in colour
and very painful while coming out through the urethra,
after some time the urine stopped dripping and I
shake my curve7 like that of an android phone
sending files through flashshare/xender with tears
rolling off my eyes, as if I was beaten due to the
stress I applied in forcing the urine out. It’s really
strange because I haven’t felt such while urinating
before, maybe it’s because I’ve been bearing if for
some hours.
– – –
Staying alone at home was so boring but not on
Saturdays when all the area boys will assemble at the
back of Olodi primary school to gist or play different
sport games. I went to my room to change what I
was wearing to Chelsea’s jersey and trunk before
heading to the school field, on my way there I saw
some of my area friends walking towards that
direction, they are all wearing their sport kit and I
stopped them so we can all go to the field together.
For everyone to be serious in the game we all
contributed #20 each and stake, the winning team will
have to take the whole money at the end. The game
was so hot because of the money each side dropped
as the winning price, I was one of the key men in my
area when it comes to football but I wasn’t able to
deliver my team with just one goal. While the game
was going on I became exhausted and ask someone
to replace me, I left the field to get myself sachet
water (local deionize H2O) I drank 2 sachet and pour
one all over my head. Walking back to the field I
stopped by a bush side to urinate and the worst
happened, this time it took the urine almost an hour
to come out and I was in pain waiting to see the urine
pump out like a rushing tap, finally it came out with
all my body vibrating as if it’s an electric shock.
Quakea!!!!What a strange development, it has to do
with a health defect I presumed. I must see Akabueze
the pharmacist in my street; maybe he will have a
good explanation for this…. I went back to the field,
wore my shirt which I pulled off before the start of the
game and walked to my house to bath leaving my
friends in the football field.
After bathing I was really worried as I walked in haste
to the pharmacist shop ‘what could be the problem
with me?’ I ask repeatedly hitting my head with my
hand and the ground with my foot, not quite long a
call came in. it’s Favour
ME: hellooo (with falling intonation)
FAVOUR: Hi dear, you sound uncomfortable. Hope all
is well?
ME: Yea all is well, how are you enjoying the day?
FAVOUR: I’m not that fine because am missing you
already, when are you coming back or should I come
and spend 2days with you
ME: There is no need for that; I’ll be coming over as
soon as I secure my admission. Hopefully next month
FAVOUR: if you say so, I love you. Make sure you call
me later in the day
ME: hmm I love you too dear, I will call you later… bye
for now (trying to end the conversation since am
already in front of the pharmacy)
FAVOUR: bye
I ended the call while in front of the pharmacy shop
and walked in to explain my experience with Mr.
Vincent Akabueze the pharmacist. After my brief
explanation of what am experiencing, he advised me
to go for proper check up in any of the medical
laboratory around or better still see a professional
doctor in general hospital before I can know the main
problem am encountering, that I could be infected
with one of the following STD which include
chlamydia, gonorrhea, genital warts, genital herpes
and staphylococcus which suit my explanation. He
said that their symptoms are the same with what I
just gave but are easy to cure. He later added that the
sooner your infection is diagnosed, the better are your
chances of getting it treated and cured so make sure
you go for the test today….
I ran off like super Mario to see if I can get the test
done, it seems my enemies are at work again and
they won’t succeed, I assured myself. Jerry might
have an idea on what is wrong with me, I dialed his
number to tell him what happened and seek his advice
ME: Jerry, yawa don burst oo
JERRY: Who die?
ME: nobody die, but your guy won die na
JERRY: which of my guy, na Oke?
ME: Na me oooooooooooooooooo, I don get piss
problem, for me to pee na war now
JERRY: hahahahahahahaha, na make you say you
won die?
ME: nor be laugh issue be dis na, serious for once
JERRY: small ‘ota garri’ wen you get na make you dey
jump, you know how many I don carry b4. So all
those your many girls when you dey scatter their
congo meat neva give you ‘ota garri’ once.
ME: which one be ‘ota garri’ again?
JERRY: soak one cup of garri with many water, nor
put salt or sugar oo, after you soak am finish carry
your alele wen you take dey scatter babes kpekus put
inside. The cap of ur alele go drink the water finish
after one week the ota garri go disappear, but if you
nor fit do that one go do test, them go tell you the
medicine when you go take.
ME: Sweet Jesus!!!
JERRY: Nor be sweet Jesus do u ooo, na sweet
shawama. Abeg later we go talk.
– – –
Jerry ended the call as if he was the one who called
me; I was so angry and scared. What should I do
now, should I follow Jerry’s prescription by soaking
the garri for my TIN or see a doctor, or better still visit
any lab for medical test?
To be continued…….

EPISODE 10

How I wish there is an escape route to free myself
from this mess, its certain that nemesis has caught
up with me and I have to accept it and find a perfect
solution… with lot of diversion of taught I finally
decided to see our family doctor Dr. Gbogboro
Freedom, instead of those so called professional
doctors working in general hospital, I can’t stand their
questions unlike Dr. Gbogboro who will understand
everything I will say and commence treatment without
any restriction. I got to his hospital at Ogborikoko
road and met his absence, I have to wait for him and
ignore other doctors’ invitation to see them and tell
them what brought me to the hospital… For me not to
be idle, I engaged in discussion with one of the patient
waiting for Dr. Gbogboro too, according to him he
was involve in a fatal accident but with the grace of
God he survived sustaining just a fracture of his
spinal cord leaving him with hunch back, I couldn’t tell
him my reason for visiting the hospital because I was
ashamed and don’t even know how to put it into an
explanatory form. During the course of our discussion
Dr. Gbogboro walked in like fragile glassware passing
everyone waiting for him in the form of laminar flow.
Soon patient troop into his office one after the other
until it got to my turn. I walked in and he offer me a
seat which I sat down comfortably to enumerate and
elucidate the issue that brought me to his office, after
my explanation he cleared his throat and threw the
following questions on me which I answered without
shame or fright….
DR. GBOGBORO: You have more than one s-x partner
am I correct?
ME: yes sir you’re correct
DR. GBOGBORO: You don’t use condom when having
s-x?
ME: I do use sometimes, depending on how it start
DR. GBOGBORO: do you trade s-x for money or
drugs?
ME: not at all
DR. GBOGBORO: well you have s-x with someone
who has had many partners or might have contacted
this infection through toilet or other source, presently
I can’t give a prescription until I get the result of a well
taken test. Just wait let me contact the laboratory
department…
He called the laboratory department that he is sending
someone there by name AYIS ELIBOY that they should
carry out the following test HIV test, urine test and
others, he also said they should prepare the results as
fast as they can for him to work on. I greeted him and
went to the lab where an average age girl asked me to
fill a form; I filled it and gave it back to her. She
brought a syringe and withdrew blood from my upper
arm after all attempt searching for a visible vain in
my metacarpal region failed, she gave me a universal
container to fill with urine and ask me to wait back in
the reception until the doctor send for me, I did as she
instructed waiting for the results to be ready...

- - -

I dozed off after much waiting until the lab technician
woke me up, telling me to meet the doctor in his
office that he is waiting for me, I asked her if the
result is ready and she nodded her head in a
suspicious manner which makes me to perceive a
negative outcome. What will I do if tested positive
with HIV, this result better give any other infection and
not HIV because with HIV/AIDS am half dead. I
knocked the door of the doctor’s office twice before
opening looking straight to the doctors’ eyes, he
laughed after sighted me and advice me to be careful
with women that if possible I should avoid
unprotected s-x for such not to happen again. He was
still looking at the result at the same time writing on a
small paper, when he finished, he gave me the test
result and the small paper containing the drugs I have
to buy. He urge me to get the drugs from the
pharmacy department in the hospital and not those
quake chemist store out there, I left his office for the
pharmacy department and pay for the drugs which
was given to me after the payment was made. I went
back to his office to know if am paying for any other
thing but he told me to go home that the only thing
am suppose to pay for is the test but he has already
taken care of that, I greeted him with great
appreciation and left the hospital with satisfaction.
It’s now confirmed that I will be okay as long as I take
the medication as prescribed by the doctor to
eliminate the Staphylococcus aureus, I will also help
myself by eliminating Favour, get rid of Rukky in my
heart, and erase women totally in my life so as to be a
free man. I even went further to praise God for the
deliverance promising to serve him in truth and in
spirit, and give offering of thanks (thanksgiving) the
next day been Sunday…. Reaching home I took the
right dose of the medication for the day and start
meditating all through, the whole film of what I did in
Ozoro played in my mind and I try to figure out who
among the two girls I slept with infected me with this
so called ‘staph’ (‘ota garri’ according to Jerry). After
the forward and backward thinking I couldn’t get to
know the person because I slept with Rukky without
CD, I undergo two sweet rounds with Favour the first I
used CD but the second I didn’t use CD because of
foolishness I called excitement… ‘Well it has
happened’ I said after stressing my brain to recollect
the events which didn’t yield the right answer.
– – –
SUNDAY SERVICE
The service was so sweet as I dance and praise God
just as I promise, everyone in church were all surprise
because of the extra strength I added in almost
everything I did in the service. I even took my drugs
to church to pray on it, and swallow that morning
dose right in the church while the service was going
on. I waited for second service and took the
afternoon dose there also, until it got to 4:00pm sharp
when they finally close, assuming there is evening
service I would have stay behind because I was filled
with the Holy Spirit as I sweat furiously dancing to the
glory of God and singing at the top of my voice.
The day was uneventful as I did so many unusual
things; I locked myself inside my room and slept off
without even watching my favorite programme on
Mytv station.
I woke up around 1:34am to urinate and was scared
because of the normal pain I received any time I try to
pee, I have to bear it but couldn’t because it was
itching me badly. Nature can’t be cheated so I have to
urinate by obeying nature, behold I urinated like I use
to without feeling any pain. Staph is gone at last, my
mind became at peace as I slept without any worries
(akuna matata).
– – –
The next day being Monday, I woke up to see a text
from Jerry, I checked the time its 8:15am already. I
quickly unlock my phone to read the message and
after reading it my heart was filled with joy…. I didn’t
know when I started singing my own version of GOD
WIN by Korede Bello
“I don get alert na GOD win
I don cure my ‘staph’ na GOD win
I don pass exam na GOD win
Dem be say I nor go pass na GOD win
Anytin I do na GOD win, na GOD win
Na GODWIN OOOOOO
Anytin I do na GOD win, na GOD win
Na GODWIN OOOOOO”

TO BE CONTINUED…………….

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I don't know why I can't update here... After several attempt they Will end up putting me on ban for a whole day... So I don't think I can continue the story here

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