The next day there's a
knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and
wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,

"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds this
huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing
but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:
"I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine.

na you sabi

wetin i do now? Ansalam Aleku

what r ya? GAY?

HELL TO THE NO. stop that nonsence

wa leikum salaam


answer the question

what question, you guys need to stop for real. what can a man do for me but carry my luggage

i didnt ask oooooo
sorry sef

trust me I'm not upset cause I'm confidence about my sexuality and preference, you can ask my victims what i do with it.

what victims what can _[sub]your[/sub] broomstraw do

your victims must feel sorry for themselves

No I make dem feel good, i beat it off the frame, and they are happy,

@ odeku
can i av ur address, so dat i can know weda dat is true or not

are you a female? is this an application?

well, we can try both ways

HELL TO THE NO, this is a one way street exit only. no entry here

dont be naive.

Y'all are just crazy

hmmmm lolllll

Nna na wao! how far this gay thing don go 4 naija sef? Guess Odeku u can answer me