2). "JJCs": These set of individuals are the direct opposite of the "Camp Commandant". They ask you some of the most stu.pid and obvious questions, from "Where do I do my registration", "What do I need for the registration", to "When are we suppose to wake up", "Where is the toilet and bathroom", etc. And you are like "Babe, you sure say you go university so?". Frankly speaking, these persons can be really annoying. They will see you in a line that is meant for registration and they will be like, "Sorry, is this line for registration?"...And you would be like, "No, it is the line of Census"!


[/quote] to me they are not JJC... they just like over certainly... Remember my days at University when we were filling one application like that... Come see my mates asking annoying questions... Pls what is today's date, what is the name of our Dean... this Nd that

rita25:
WHAT ABOUT THE CAMP DOGS THAT SLEEP WITH MORE THAN 10 PPLE BEFORE LEAVING CAMP?

because such was the intention of those ten people. They anticipated for it before coming to the Camp.

Those set who by things on credit from mami, such that when alawe show na Mami people go escort you collect the alawe, plus does one way they form foreign student they show off there school I.d "Benin republic inclusive" those dude way dem thick all places for there meal card and they form say them no chop nysc food at all. The junky crew (Oshogbo weed smoker union)

Alexbabybird:

not that it makes me a good girl.
It rather makes me a girl that is avoiding too much attention on her boobs from men. Some people go dey call u fyn girl dey look ur chest. U go dey wonder weda na ur chest abi na ur face b d fyn gal.

wow. But big boobs contribute to the beauty of a girl.... An ugly girl massively endowed has a higher chance of attracting guys as opposed to a girl who's "just pretty"

You stay in Umuahia?

DrMeroThaEmperor:
Yiks was hell years ago... Batch A, from March ... Hot and dry! But the place was much fun. Kinda miss it.

Yiks was fun for me, although it was extremely hot. Batch C

It always sounds so interesting... I can't wait for my turn.

[quote author=Medunah post=45054997]Can't wait to serve[/quote I don dey see dem ooo @OP you know lie at all

DrMeroThaEmperor:
Yiks was hell years ago... Batch A, from March ... Hot and dry! But the place was much fun. Kinda miss it.

Yikpata isn't a place I'll forget that easily.. Hot as hell.. I was batch 14C

OBS crew

These set of people use the above as an excuse to miss parade and they can Lie for Afrika

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Facts Finder Post. A good job

NYSC CAMP REALLY FULL WITH FUN....I MISS IT.......

EmperorMGI:
Even as the Orientation Camps kicks off tomorrow, I feel obliged to quickly intimate you on the kinds of persons you are likely to meet. Have fun.

1). "Camp Commandants" : I call this sets of persons "I- too -knows". They are the ones who seem to know everything about anything in the camp, from drills, meetings, workshop, etc. They are the ones who will be eager to organise any line that seems disordered. They will tell you where registration will take place and all you need to present for registration. They are so much in touch and in charge of happenings that you are tempted to ask " Bros, you carry over NYSC?". Obviously they are the first in line to be made platoon leaders.

2). "JJCs": These set of individuals are the direct opposite of the "Camp Commandant". They ask you some of the most stu.pid and obvious questions, from "Where do I do my registration", "What do I need for the registration", to "When are we suppose to wake up", "Where is the toilet and bathroom", etc. And you are like "Babe, you sure say you go university so?". Frankly speaking, these persons can be really annoying. They will see you in a line that is meant for registration and they will be like, "Sorry, is this line for registration?"...And you would be like, "No, it is the line of Census"!

3). SUs (spiri- koko): Obviously, these individuals are in a hurry to get started from where they left off back in school. They are the ones who would wake you up from sleep with prayers and devotions. They will readily greet you with the "Bless you brother" phrase. You can be sure that they are the ones that would end up becoming NCCF prayer co-ordinator or better still, President.

4). "Show - offs": The description says it all. For the ladies, they are willing to show off the flashy phones, latest gadgets and more importantly, their "assets"(If you know what i mean), since they would be required to wear tight-fitted vests. Most of them are there to "Sell their wares" and would readily go to the highest bidder. For the guys, these ones would love to show off their "Six packs" and well built physique to the admiration of the ladies. These persons strongly believe that "If you got it, you flaunt it"! Abeg, who six pack don help?

5)."Attachées": These persons have made up their minds not to spend one dime of their money in camp. They will attach themselves to you for your provisions, soap, perfumes, etc. From the first few days in camp, they identify the rich guys/girls and they attach themselves to these persons forming "clique", tagging along at every single opportunity, all for what they can get from you. When you sight them, subtly let them know, "Bros, abeg you come your own, I come my own".

6). "Couples": Have you ever wondered how two persons can just meet themselves today and start clinging to themselves as if they've known for a long time. These set of persons are the ones who came with the vain hope of meeting "Mr. Right or Miss Perfect" in camp. You see them together everywhere they go. Obviously, you know these "wack 2-3 weeks relationship" mostly end up going no where.

7). Feel free to Add yours!

Originally composed by EmperorMGI and parcks.

Alexbabybird:
You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

Hmmn,like yours I guess??v

[quote author=Holuwadammie post=45073654][/quote]Na so oo...You'll surely see them in all States Camp!

Bolasola:
Facts Finder Post. A good job

Thanks bro

edbor:
batch B loading

when

Snowangel4:


when

I can only tell you it's before November, waiting on those people is like the Lords second coming, chill and relax.

edbor:

I can only tell you it's before November, waiting on those people is like the Lords second coming, chill and relax.

alright.... tnx

alright.... tnx[/quote]
sure.
You can follow who thread nysc batch B, if you not there already[/s]

Snowangel4:

alright.... tnx

sure. You can follow the thread nysc batch B, if you not there already.