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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by killerman57: 3:14pm On Apr 27, 2016
Hi hi

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Apr 27, 2016
killerman57:


My Niggaz in the house, my proteges , beloved fans, followers and loyalist , have you forked a girl today? If u have, please feel free to tell us about it, or if it is one of the bitches I supplied you, do well to let us know as well...

These are creatures meant to be forked, that is their only use....

Please shear... Hello bro,i always feel u,hw i wish to av ur contact, i will like us to talk

Paul killerman says so....

If u haven't and need some hoes , just let me know, tell me your location if I have any, I'll oblige....

Just go on and keep on forking...

One love Niggaz ....
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by czarr(m): 4:44pm On Apr 27, 2016
killerman57:
. Abobi, fork that.... No matter how good u in bed , if money no dey, forget it ... Its just like telling me u went to a brotel to fork a Hoe , and made her squirt, so becos of that u no want pay (na newspaper we go read your story) .... Bitches are moved by cash, I believe u read one front page thread about a bitch complaining of dating a broke nigga.... This bitches are hoes... Their Motivation is seeing change in a mans pocket (not their own pockets) ....... Fork them and pay them , that's their only use...
my nigga if you dey stay for pH.
Reply my pm mehn I like ya way...
E get one babe I wan Bleep I just no wan use my haus...I done cast for that side
Two of us fit even knack am sef.#1love

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by deejaysoft: 5:33pm On Apr 27, 2016
afa...bro...send me control na...i stay at ojo barraxz...08105410206
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Tafari1(m): 7:26pm On Apr 27, 2016
H2Ossss:


u sabi narrate ohh... well well sef.... but as i dey read your story .... i dey very sure say condom no follow.... my broda ...
I use condom baba, these hoes ain't loyal.

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Tafari1(m): 7:28pm On Apr 27, 2016
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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Tafari1(m): 7:28pm On Apr 27, 2016
killerman57:
Hi hi
baba, I hail ó. Only you na MEN

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by killerman57: 8:24pm On Apr 27, 2016
Tafari1:
baba, I hail ó. Only you na MEN


Ade ma Niggy, the hustle continues my Bro, the hustle continues...... It sure does...

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by misshoree(f): 8:34pm On Apr 27, 2016
Jobless boy

Forked ?


Instead of wasting ur tym here,get an English teacher plz
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by H2Ossss(m): 9:09pm On Apr 27, 2016
killerman57:



Ade ma Niggy, the hustle continues my Bro, the hustle continues...... It sure does...

my boss.. just 1 question please.. if you see ladies like this... will you get married?
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by H2Ossss(m): 9:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
misshoree:
Jobless boy

Forked ?


Instead of wasting ur tym here,get an English teacher plz
teacher for what? he knows what he type girl... some words are censored...lol
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by H2Ossss(m): 9:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
misshoree:
Jobless boy

Forked ?


Instead of wasting ur tym here,get an English teacher plz
teacher for what? he knows what he typed girl... some words are censored...lol
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by alobright17(m): 9:13pm On Apr 27, 2016
Marlvin:




This is nairaland were we all claim to be CEO's and living the american dreams , think you can feed me ? okay how about we discuss your net worth and your bank draft as an evidence ? If you can't back up your claim , then I suggest you swallow your pride n look up for something to keep busy on that website, instead of making counts on those that indulged in sexual activities in the morning.

He never beg you for money or job keep off and mind your own business,asset declaration are for Sariki and co.

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by misshoree(f): 9:15pm On Apr 27, 2016
H2Ossss:


teacher for what? he knows what he typed girl... some words are censored...lol
tell me more....hehe
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by JhyMedex: 10:41pm On Apr 27, 2016
Tafari1:
Baba, I never fuvk ó. But this evening one pussssy dey come my side. I go yarn you as e be.
48 laws of power...
U read it G?.
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by JhyMedex: 10:50pm On Apr 27, 2016
C'mon guys wats dis!!! ... Una dey fall our hands 4 here o...
U forked a Chic n u go come dey spread am here...
Ladies dnt mind dis dudes Most guys ain't like dis..
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 27, 2016
alobright17:


He never beg you for money or job keep off and mind your own business,asset declaration are for Sariki and co.

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by killerman57: 10:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
H2Ossss:


my boss.. just 1 question please.. if you see ladies like this... will you get married?
ma niggy, truly brother, between u me and God, that's the question I ask myself always , I'm already 31 , never had a stable relationship, in short , I have never had any... and I ain't interested either , financially I'm stable (so it's not as if that's my issue) .... I put none to heart... ma Niggy, for now, I have choose not to think about that now...

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by ilevic(m): 10:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
Teacher: Who kisses and tells
Student: Only fools.
Teacher: Correct. Don't kiss And tell; u are not fools
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by killerman57: 11:07pm On Apr 27, 2016
misshoree:
Jobless boy


Forked ?



Instead of wasting ur tym here,get an English teacher plz
I can bet my life on at least two things ,
1) I'm well older than you, on the road you'll address me as such

2) you can not dwarf me in written or spoken English....

So Damsel, please mind your business and pay attention to things that affects you....

On the other hand if u wanna taste the feel of my diick , I'll PM you, (not to worry, I pay well) the only probs, you'll have to earn every bit of it....

Stay cool sis
alobright17:

He never beg you for money or job keep off and mind your own business,asset declaration are for Sariki and co.
apt response , Be less you breh.
JhyMedex:
C'mon guys wats dis!!! ...
Una dey fall our hands 4 here o...
U forked a Chic n u go come dey spread am here...
Ladies dnt mind dis dudes
Most guys ain't like dis..
if you do not understand the game here why not step aside, and refrain from commenting, it will benefit we all....

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by tr3y(m): 12:11am On Apr 28, 2016
killerman57:
ma niggy, truly brother, between u me and God, that's the question I ask myself always , I'm already 31 , never had a stable relationship, in short , I have never had any... and I ain't interested either , financially I'm stable (so it's not as if that's my issue) .... I put none to heart... ma Niggy, for now, I have choose not to think about that now...

31? are you sure you parent didn't forget your birth date.

How can a grown up be asking this kind of question. Your life, your choice sha but I will advise you to go for something that will add value to your life.
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by killerman57: 3:57am On Apr 28, 2016
tr3y:


31? are you sure you parent didn't forget your birth date.

How can a grown up be asking this kind of question. Your life, your choice sha but I will advise you to go for something that will add value to your life.
. And you think marriage adds value to ones life? Except for women, it doesn't affect the male....
Except for the little cute kids u get to see and smile, there is absolutely nothing....

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Nobody: 3:59am On Apr 28, 2016
tr3y:


31? are you sure you parent didn't forget your birth date.

How can a grown up be asking this kind of question. Your life, your choice sha but I will advise you to go for something that will add value to your life.

Young man you may not see it but he has added value to his life. No stress no worries

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Nobody: 5:06am On Apr 28, 2016
"Asset declaration is for Saraki and co..." wtf cheesy

To be sincere, this thread won't get even 0% of my condemnation, some Naija ladies don't deserve good treatment.

Whenever I remember how my first love took advantage of gullible me back then just because she was older and smarter, I feel like giving all ladies same treatment.

Thank God, age, success and maturity have taken care of that feeling, if not...angry

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Nobody: 7:51am On Apr 28, 2016
killerman57:
. And you think marriage adds value to ones life? Except for women, it doesn't affect the male....
Except for the little cute kids u get to see and smile, there is absolutely nothing....

Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Tafari1(m): 9:03am On Apr 28, 2016
JhyMedex:
48 laws of power... U read it G?.
It's my Holy grail
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by Nobody: 9:51am On Apr 28, 2016
killerman57:
P u dey represent my niggy, fork her like the bitch she is... Fork her up and down (swallow Vega 100) fork her till she know say overdose dey kill... When u done, u pay her and allow the bitch go....
Then prepare to fork another..... Give us sexcapades, we are waiting...

what is Vega 100?
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by tr3y(m): 12:15pm On Apr 28, 2016
killerman57:
. And you think marriage adds value to ones life? Except for women, it doesn't affect the male....
Except for the little cute kids u get to see and smile, there is absolutely nothing....

You see I wasn't even talking bout marriage, I was talking about success, career, money although I quite agree with the points above.

Peace
Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by MyHeroFred(m): 1:08pm On Apr 28, 2016
Make me sef tear one pussy this weekend na.

Holla me on, 08075230280

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by MyHeroFred(m): 1:08pm On Apr 28, 2016
@Killerman... I dey Kaduna. If you get control here, abeg roll am come my side. Even if na Abuja the babe dey. Make me sef tear one pussy this weekend na.

Holla me on, 08075230280

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by killerman57: 2:35pm On Apr 28, 2016
engees001:


what is Vega 100?
a type of viagra, for hardened erectionn.
MyHeroFred:
@Killerman... I dey Kaduna. If you get control here, abeg roll am come my side. Even if na Abuja the babe dey. Make me sef tear one pussy this weekend na.
Holla me on, 08075230280
I no get kaduna, but I go check my directory see wet in abuja day talk

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Re: Have You Forked A Girl Today? by JhyMedex: 4:26pm On Apr 28, 2016
Tafari1:
It's my Holy grail
Thumbs up man... It's my Holy Book... Third tym reading it... Haha.. Read d oda Rob Greene books?..

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