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Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 27, 2016

This post isnt out to hurt anyones fragile ego.. but i have noticed many testimonials from men in social gatherings and even around here, about their sexual prowess, and its so disappointing the way they use words like "i destroy the jajaina" or "i show that geh pepper" or "I finished my 5k I spent on her"... I realised many guys feel their skill depends on how long they last ramming as hard as possible.

Rubbish.

Sometimes, you are just boring the girl or hurting her and she cant tell you because she doesnt want to hurt your feelings.

You can take a woman to her destination even with ordinary caressing and words. But no.
When in bed, many guys are more interested in showing the bae they got skills and they wanna impress, than Actually experiencing the moment, and actually making love.

A male friend told me that usually, a mans best sexx ever is the one he had and was done in 2 minutes. Therefore, the best sex should be a lot of pre-intimacy, experiencing and appreciating each others body, which a woman enjoys much more, and then two minutes of slamming, and you two have the best moment of your life.

I wish Naija guys realise sexx with a woman is not about showing off.

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by falconey(m): 11:39am On Apr 27, 2016

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by MUVA(m): 11:41am On Apr 27, 2016

The Nitwit loves good sex too.. grin

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Tapout(m): 11:41am On Apr 27, 2016

someone has been fuc"king around lately

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 11:42am On Apr 27, 2016

hmmmmmmmm. u remind me of my ex girlfriend. I don't need to penetrate her to transport her to heaven (kissing of breast and lips plus professional head). when am in the mood for romance she know her orgasm is 100% assured.
though I later got to realise that
being too good in bed also has it disadvantages

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 11:42am On Apr 27, 2016

MUVA:
The Nitwit loves good sex too..

Yeah I do... so?

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 11:43am On Apr 27, 2016

Tapout:
someone has been fuc"king around lately

Yeah right. * Rme

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by MUVA(m): 11:47am On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:

Yeah I do... so?

I can't blame you, pusssy niggaz tend to brag about their sexual prowess a lot more than they can actually put into practicality.

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 11:49am On Apr 27, 2016

MUVA:

I can't blame you, pusssy niggaz tend to brag about their sexual prowess a lot more than they can actually put into practicality.

yes. Thats so true

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by coolhumble(m): 11:51am On Apr 27, 2016

And when they ask girls they will say they dont want 2 mins man. Now what do girls really want in bed?

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by donbenedict(m): 11:54am On Apr 27, 2016

Oh dats so true. Nigerian men are so whack wen it comes to fuckingg. cheesy

Or on the other hand I could say

You watch porn too much, it affects ur psyche on sex.

Or

How many men have fvcked u op?

It depends on whch one u wish to reply to wink

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 11:55am On Apr 27, 2016

True to some extent. But i think u girls need to work on ur smelly pusssies cos a smelly pusssy puts a romantic guy off.

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Aringarosa(m): 12:02pm On Apr 27, 2016

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm. u remind me of my ex girlfriend. I don't need to penetrate her to transport her to heaven (kissing of breast and lips plus professional head). when am in the mood for romance she know her orgasm is 100% assured.
though I[b] later got to realise that
being too good in bed also has it disadvantages[/b]

Really?

Care to explain the disadvantage of being extremely good in bed?

I might learn one or two thing from you today.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Aringarosa(m): 12:03pm On Apr 27, 2016

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm. u remind me of my ex girlfriend. I don't need to penetrate her to transport her to heaven (kissing of breast and lips plus professional head). when am in the mood for romance she know her orgasm is 100% assured.
though i later got to realise that
being too good in bed also has it disadvantages

Really?

Care to explain the disadvantage of being extremely good in bed?

I might learn one or two thing from you today.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by nikkypearl(f): 12:03pm On Apr 27, 2016

coolhumble:
And when they ask girls they will say they dont want 2 mins man. Now what do girls really want in bed?

we re' actually not sure of what we want in/on/under bed

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Teespice(f): 12:07pm On Apr 27, 2016

hmmmm
why am I finding it soooooooo hard to believe this post.

some of them can be verrrrrrrrry agile.

*runs away*

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 12:09pm On Apr 27, 2016

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm. u remind me of my ex girlfriend. I don't need to penetrate her to transport her to heaven (kissing of breast and lips plus professional head). when am in the mood for romance she know her orgasm is 100% assured.
though I later got to realise that
being too good in bed also has it disadvantages

lol! This is a lie. Because of ur last line... This is a lie. you may b among those who define professional head as fighting the cliit like a puppy and a chew toy... And we wont know. Very unpleasant.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by coolhumble(m): 12:11pm On Apr 27, 2016

nikkypearl:
we re' actually not sure of what we want in/on/under bed

Lol we will do our beat and leave the reat

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 12:13pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
True to some extent. But i think u girls need to work on ur smelly pusssies cos a smelly pusssy puts a romantic guy off.

even girls in ashewo beer parlour cant stink if they have steam baths with essential oil regularly and have good personal hygiene. You must b new to sex tho. Or gay

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by nikkypearl(f): 12:16pm On Apr 27, 2016

coolhumble:

Lol we will do our beat and leave the reat

if you like do your sound and leave the rythm..we have spoken grin

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 12:18pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
even girls in ashewo beer parlour cant stink if they have steam baths with essential oil a week before and have good personal hygiene. You must b new to sex tho. Or gay

Lol.. Just make sure u always use protection cos it seems u open legs for anything.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 12:22pm On Apr 27, 2016

nikkypearl:
if you like do your sound and leave the rythm..we have spoken

lol! No response have ever been more perfect

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 12:24pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
Lol.. Just make sure u always use protection cos it seems u open legs for anything.

topic states for matured minds only.

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 12:29pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
topic states for matured minds only.

Of course dats y i'm advising u. U need my advice since ur life depends on sex.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 12:33pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
Of course dats y i'm advising u. U need my advice since ur life depends on sex.

you sound pained. U must be really wack in bed. I didnt mean to hurt ur ego. Just take the tips provided and move along.

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by pennytration(m): 12:42pm On Apr 27, 2016

nitwitfabian:
you sound pained. U must be really wack in bed. I didnt mean to hurt ur ego. Just take the tips provided and move along.

Sorry u know i'm saying d truth. Without protection ur type wont last a month on dis earth. Just heed my advice nd move along.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 27, 2016

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm. u remind me of my ex girlfriend. I don't need to penetrate her to transport her to heaven (kissing of breast and lips plus professional head ). when am in the mood for romance she know her orgasm is 100% assured.
though I later got to realise that
being too good in bed also has it disadvantages

@bolded..

Biko...define professional Head!
Psst--What disadvantages?

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Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:00pm On Apr 27, 2016

Mtcheeewwww.....
Some hoe girls disturbing the peace of mankind with SEX Issue.....
Am they will all claim Virgins/!!!
nonsense

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 1:07pm On Apr 27, 2016

pennytration:
Sorry u know i'm saying d truth. Without protection ur type wont last a month on dis earth. Just heed my advice nd move along.

okay. Thanks so much. Ah mean, considering all my whoring ways, how could I not accept such good advice. Thanks so much.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 27, 2016

Aringarosa:

Really?

Care to explain the disadvantage of being extremely good in bed?

I might learn one or two thing from you today.

if u are too good
your girl might grow to detest penetrative sex (if u know what I mean) since she had already orgasmed many times during pre-intimacy which will leave u with green balls and better don't let her catch u with another girl. she will protect u jealously

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Nobody: 1:11pm On Apr 27, 2016

BiafraBushBoy:
Mtcheeewwww.....

Some hoe girls disturbing the peace of mankind with SEX Issue.....

Am they will all claim Virgins/!!!

nonsense

who fagin epp...? Binsh boys constantly seeking girls to slam but hoping to end up with a fagin? The wickedness of men.

Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Very Good In Bed (for Matured Minds Only)) by Emodeee: 1:14pm On Apr 27, 2016

Estharfabian:
@bolded..

Biko...define professional Head!
Psst--What disadvantages?

Na things like this you dey like cheesy

. Later you go dey form feminist.

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