Sometimes sef dem go won use Ogboju collect from U.

Ewatomi26:
Lovely writeup, can't stop smiling at each of your points, because you are so on point dear...


Am so so guilty... I hope he doesn't open this thread, like baba segun oo... Lolzzzzz

Okay.... Yhur Husby have to see this....

Very funny world we live in today

layla129:


Nah, he won't. Don't mind baba segun

Mama Segun Is Waiting For Yhu.

hornyman:

"Some" was included in the heading, so what are u saying?

She edited it.

Nawa 4 Some Girls

BabaAlaji
MamaAlaji dy tell such lies....
Abii yhur hand tight

layla129:
Yes, we lie too. The men are not guilty of this alone.

1. Lend me some money. I promise to pay back.
What you don't know is that a woman you're intimate with, will never repay a loan. Hasn't she been taking care of your "NEEDS"diligently? Hasn't she been giving you full VIP access to her heaven for free? Hasn't she withstood your morning breath for months? You're ungrateful!

2. I'm stranded. Please, send me little cash.
Well, this might be a genuine call for help. Other times however, they are probably just fine and looking for easy cash. That Michael Kors handbag won't buy itself.

3. I'm pregnant. We can't keep it, we are not ready.
In your early twenties, you can't risk having a baby mama. Lord knows your job is barely enough to sustain you. The girl knows that. She preys on your worst fears.

4. I just saw a very nice dress, i have paid half for it but i don't have the other half.
Baby, i just saw this little black dress, its so cute and i can't wait to wear it for you but i don't have enough cash. Its only 20k, can you help me raise the rest?
You send her 10k. It is actually, the real cost of the dress.

5. I wish i had that. If only i have the money.
She plays an emotional card making you think you're not doing enough for her. If only i had money on me! the MAC lipstick would look good on me! I need to get money for real! I'll figure out something.
You're scared she might get a sponsor, then you hand her a wand of notes...problem solved!


Feel free to add yours

I Cant give a woman money and expect to have it back.

vizkiz:
ketu, ojuelegba, stadium, baracks, pangroof, onipan....

You be SK....

I want to buy handout

ziego:



I Cant give a woman money and expect to have it back.

Nice one. Better wear a helmet because guys will soon come shooting at you

MzzTega:

She edited it.

Oh I see. If that's the case, then you are right.

Abee79:
I want to buy handout

Lol, is the guy her father

Dhurmynick:

Face of a victim

Kaycee7:
The bolded can never serve as an excuse. Na only me enjoy the sex? Abi when you been dey tell me, "Don't cum yet", I no try hold back? I never count head wey I give you sef? You wan come tell me say the sex was compensation? Whick kind olosho mentality be dat? Abeg pay me my money!!!

. Omo, you dey para ooo...

samsam2019:
These will work on guys who are afraid of losing their miss to another guy




I've never nursed that fear .



You wan go? Oya gerrarahia

Because u are broke. If u have enough, giving your lady shouldn't be a prroblem. I pity your woman ooo. May she find a better man that can take care of her.

Lionofdjungle:
There is no need to be telling lies, it's actually the men's responsibility to provide material needs for their wives/ fiancée

Yes.but she mustn't be a 'couch potato' in my house!

layla129:
Yes, we lie too. The men are not guilty of this alone.

1. Lend me some money. I promise to pay back.
What you don't know is that a woman you're intimate with, will never repay a loan. Hasn't she been taking care of your "NEEDS"diligently? Hasn't she been giving you full VIP access to her heaven for free? Hasn't she withstood your morning breath for months? You're ungrateful!

2. I'm stranded. Please, send me little cash.
Well, this might be a genuine call for help. Other times however, they are probably just fine and looking for easy cash. That Michael Kors handbag won't buy itself.

3. I'm pregnant. We can't keep it, we are not ready.
In your early twenties, you can't risk having a baby mama. Lord knows your job is barely enough to sustain you. The girl knows that. She preys on your worst fears.

4. I just saw a very nice dress, i have paid half for it but i don't have the other half.
Baby, i just saw this little black dress, its so cute and i can't wait to wear it for you but i don't have enough cash. Its only 20k, can you help me raise the rest?
You send her 10k. It is actually, the real cost of the dress.

5. I wish i had that. If only i have the money.
She plays an emotional card making you think you're not doing enough for her. If only i had money on me! the MAC lipstick would look good on me! I need to get money for real! I'll figure out something.
You're scared she might get a sponsor, then you hand her a wand of notes...problem solved!


Feel free to add yours

lol... Don't say una lie too, say una lie pass

Lovelynature:
lol... Don't say una lie too, say una lie pass

Lool, how can we take the position from you guys just like that

ImDharay:

sleepy head, av forgotten wah i
wanted ²say #morninq tho.

Was tired na. Good morning... maybe you were going to ask for my account number

ceecee0703:


Bros no vex! no vex na u hear....lol

Why I no go vex? They want you to be good in bed and still pay for it. Make them tell restaurant to pay them for eating their food or tell taxi driver to pay them for transporting them!

Pokerface1:
. Omo, you dey para ooo...

I never start to dey para sef.

doll912:

Because u are broke. If u have enough, giving your lady shouldn't be a prroblem. I pity your woman ooo. May she find a better man that can take care of her.

brain dead, I'm a married man



So fxck off

samsam2019:
brain dead, I'm a married man



So fxck off

Pardon my saying so sir, but you're not acting like one. Are you newlywed, if you don't mind my asking?

man and woman also the same

U gat me lol

Lol hold on am gonna post I think I need a cold drink and a gala because worm dn dey swim like say den see swimming pool for my stomach. Lol hold on am gonna post I think I need a cold drink and a gala because worm dn dey swim like say den see swimming pool for my stomach.

These will work on guys who are afraid of losing their miss to another guy




I've never nursed that fear .



You wan go? Oya gerrarahia [/quote]

That means you dont love her enough to be your wife

Kaycee7:
Pardon my saying so sir, but you're not acting like one. Are you newlywed, if you don't mind my asking?

I don't mind but I need to know why you're asking

Lol. Why are guys just trying to compel women into admitting that they love sex as much as they do?


Yes, women love sex, too. But if you leave everything up to a woman, trust me, you'd only have sex once in a month ( for married couples)... And then once in maybe 2/3 months for those still dating.

Women don't crave sex every single minute, and when eventually they do, they are not seriously trying to satisfy the urge.

This is why an average girl who isn't promiscuous, can go months and years without having sex, can comfortably stick to just one man without qualms.

And even for the promiscuous ones, they don't saunter from one man to the other because they just want to have sex...Nahh. Most of them sleep around, in their warped mentality, because of whatsoever gains they believe they could get.

petkoffdrake2:
Rose

lols dats my name

samsam2019:
I don't mind but I need to know why you're asking

You just exhibited a behaviour expected of a single, young man.