D NEW NIGERIA PLEDGE
Pledge to Nigeria my country where govt officials don’t know
the national anthem, where you are jailed for stealing maggi and
given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions and billions, where
you are robbed of ur phone and the robbers come back for ur
pin code and charger, where you check the expiry date of gala
after eating it, where you can drive a car for years without a
driver’s licence, where groundnuts is sold in bottles and water
in satchets, where you go to church with extension cord and BB
charger because there is no light at home, where ladies don’t
accept flowers for val or birthday, where lizard go look ur
eyeball, nod head saying ‘bros notin dey happen’, where a
blind begger will reject a fake naira note, where you say an
opening prayer at nite clubs, where parents claim they were
always first position in school, where gala and lacasera are the
best options when stuck in traffic, where our mother use peak
milk tins to prepare moi-moi, where we fight for everyting, to gain
admission into school, to get a job, and worse, to enter a bus,
where your type of generator shows how rich u are, where we
are always suffering and smiling, so help me God!