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Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 6:35am On May 09, 2016
1. You got in! YAY!



You have been accepted into nursing school! This is SO
EXCITING! “I’ll be a hero,” you say to yourself.

2. You get your very own stethoscope! How cool is
that?!?


Which color do you choose? What kind? Adult or pediatrics?
You’ve always dreamed of pediatrics, so that justifies
spending $200 more than the regular one. Totally.


3. AND your very own scrubs?! Life rocks.


Of course, your school makes you wear a color that make
you all stand out from the rest of the hospital, to clearly
label yourself as students. But whatever, it’s cool. You’re
still on top of the world.


4. Time for the first class! Fundamentals. Sounds easy,
right?

I mean, all it can be is taking vital signs, right?


5. WRONGO!

You soon learn that all answers on tests are correct, but
there is only one that is the MOST correct.

6. First day of clinical! CAN'T. CONTAIN. EXCITEMENT.

Until you soon realize that students get a lot of grunt work,
and your clinical peers will quickly become your best
friends.

7. Then the REAL fun begins. Like the first time you
smelled C-Diff.

That smell will never, EVER leave your brain. You’ve almost
thrown up on a patient from the odor….a couple times.
Trash can near by is always smart.

8. And your first solo bed bath.

It never fails you get a creepy guy who asks “aren’t you
gonna wash me down there?” NOPE. You can handle that
yourself when I leave the room.

9. Don't forget your first shot!

The patient is all like “is this your first time?” Oh no, ma’am.
I’ve done PLENTY of these. On oranges.

10. Getting up early, now? Not even a problem.

And by early, that means before the sun even rises. You are
lucky if you see daylight before you enter the hospital. Non
nursing friends be like “oh I have to get up at 8:30, so early!”
PLEASE.

11. Finally, a long weekend! I can PARTY!

LOLOL JK you have to study all weekend for those 3 tests
next week. You always heard there was a non-existent
social life in nursing school, now you really see what they
mean.

12. 1st Semester DONE! Now come the specialty
clinicals.


Psych, OB, Peds, Critical Care. NOW the fun can begin, right?

13. Psych clinical- this should be interesting!

Until the patient tells you the voices in his head are telling
him to throw a fire extinguisher at your head. Um. Help?


14. On second thought, some of those psych meds sound good.

Next thing you know, you’re hitting up the school therapist
for anxiety and sleep medicine.

15. Pediatrics! YES! This is the moment we've all been
waiting for.

The childrens hospitals are all so colorful and there are toys
everywhere! This is what you’ve wanted your whole life! And
then you hear getting a job in peds is pretty much
impossible. WOMP.

16. Wait, this is only a 4 credit hour class?

3 hours of in class lecture, 3 hours of online lecture, 3 hours
of homework, 8 hours of clinical….Makes sense.

17. Labor and delivery time....can't decide whether to be
excited or grossed out.

YAY this is so cool! Oh wait..what’s that smell? I love being
there for mom and dad! OMG stop screaming it can’t hurt
THAT bad. Wait, baby is coming, woohoo! Oh gosh….wow…
that’s a big baby. First breath, it’s so precious! Miracle of life!

18. While clinicals have gotten better, lectures have
gotten worse.

WE ALL KNOW WHAT INFECTION IS. But the professors
insist on going over it for the 46th time. Time to get some
online shopping done.

19. ANOTHER conversion quiz?

We’re seniors now. Do we really need to practice our
conversions more? Isn’t there something else more
important we could be doing?

20. Wait, is that an A? YES, I GOT AN A!!!!!

You mean to tell me this only counts for 1.5% of my total
grade? WHAT? Whatever. I guess I’ll take what I can get.

21. With every good grade comes the bad one.

These stages = 100% true.

22. Just a few more nursing diagnoses....must push
through....

You could recite the nursing handbook.

23. "I can't, I have to study..." is what your friends
expect you to say when asked to hang out.

And by study, you mean spend 1 hour doing mindless things
on the internet followed by 30 minutes of half-reading over
the notes, followed by another hour spent watching Netflix
followed by 15 minutes of reading the book, followed by a 3 hour nap.

24. It's October, which means 9 weeks until Christmas!
PUSH THROUGH!

Until you realize that this will be your last Christmas break.
Ever. After this, work work work.

25. You start getting a little sentimental about your
time in nursing school.

After all, you have spent all of your waking hours with these
people.

26. But then you suddenly remember all the late nights
spent in the library.

Okay, so it’s a little bittersweet.

27. Just think, only 1 more semester after this!!

Graduation is SO close!

28. You start to freak out a little.

In less than 8 months, you will be a real nurse. Responsible
for real lives.

29. Then you realize, that pinning ceremony will mark
the end of an era.

Graduation is just a step away. Through all the joys, tears,
the laughter, the late nights, and the frustration, you have
almost made it.

30. Congratulations on making it this far, you're an all
star!

Finish school strong and go make differences in people’s
lives. YOU ROCK!

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Taeewo(m): 7:11am On May 09, 2016
Nice one

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by MotherConfesor(f): 8:53am On May 09, 2016
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Schwartz: 9:19am On May 09, 2016
smiley Nice! One day I will take time to write about my experience with nursing care abroad. It cannot be compared in anyway to what we have in Nigeria. Attitude to work is everything.

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TFLAME(m): 10:58am On May 09, 2016
Nice one ...
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by PrettySleek(f): 12:17pm On May 09, 2016
Omg! Op u are so right.I passed through all these processes. Some were nice some were stressful but it was worth it tho

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by ITbomb(m): 1:03pm On May 09, 2016
Me and nurses? Never again, not after Blessing

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qualer: 2:48pm On May 09, 2016
MotherConfesor:
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food

Kampa... what the fucck are you on about??

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Qaisar1: 3:09pm On May 09, 2016
OP or anybody should please read ROM. 3:9


I don't even know what is there. Just that it coincides with the time at which I'm posting...

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by CaptainEColeJnr: 3:16pm On May 09, 2016
is this the new trend?
someone should do one for engineering

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by PrettySleek(f): 4:23pm On May 09, 2016
[quote author=MotherConfesor post=45450301]What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food[/quot
When u are at a hospital trying to give birth only then would u know what nursing is.

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:33pm On May 09, 2016
ITbomb:
Me and nurses? Never again, not after Blessing

lol whats about nurse
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:36pm On May 09, 2016
Nursing is the best occupation so far! quote if you think otherwise

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 4:37pm On May 09, 2016
Even after graduation the struggle continues.

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 4:42pm On May 09, 2016
Birthday cakes for nurses are not even spared. Pills and gory pics everywhere.

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:45pm On May 09, 2016
TheArchangel:
Even after graduation the struggle continues.

yeah! thats true...


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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(m): 4:47pm On May 09, 2016
LALASTICLALA COME AND SEE
PASSWORD TONTO
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 4:49pm On May 09, 2016
The latest Nurse palmwine tapper.

What Nigerian hospital workers has been reduced to. Imagine undecided undecided

Nurse, God bless you for taking care of our people with your torchlight. May your battery never die.

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Keketu(m): 4:52pm On May 09, 2016
MotherConfesor:
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food
Are you a virgin and above 20? pm me
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Nobody: 7:34pm On May 09, 2016
Nursing? Bleh.; friggin Boring People
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Lilyomi2: 7:36pm On May 09, 2016
it looks great here in the pics. Esp the clinical side. My first time was at an emergency unit. It was all screams on me like I was their colleague. I don't know but I prefer surgical or any other to paediatric nursing. I hate to see kids suffer and cry. And their doses can crack your brain. I don't want to step on the scale ever since I chose this profession. I lost a lot.
The grieving process got me lol.

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Aviero: 7:36pm On May 09, 2016
MotherConfesor:
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food
See fine brezz.. smiley tongue
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by onosprince(m): 7:39pm On May 09, 2016
Still waiting for the funny meme angry

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by VickyRotex(f): 7:39pm On May 09, 2016
Qaisar1:
OP or anybody should please read ROM. 3:9


I don't even know what is there. Just that it coincides with the time at which I'm posting...


"What shall we conclude then? Do we have any advantage? Not at all! For we have already made the charge that Jews and Gentiles alike are all under the power of sin"

Oya Preach!

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by olafunny(m): 7:40pm On May 09, 2016
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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by SuperSuave(m): 7:42pm On May 09, 2016
this is getting stale already
yeye mods
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by JohnEazy(m): 7:50pm On May 09, 2016
Lol
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by bababodmas(m): 7:54pm On May 09, 2016
[quote author=TheArchangel post=45463446]Even after graduation the struggle continues.[/quo

Hey! Been looking for a nurse wife! Gat you! Sent you a pm already! Get back to me Maam! No more stranger nurse giving me shots down there! Lolz! Told them I would find a nurse wife soon!

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by stevLegend: 8:00pm On May 09, 2016
Yea.... this are the Nurses!!!

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Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by adedam007(m): 8:03pm On May 09, 2016
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by TheArchangel(f): 8:04pm On May 09, 2016
[quote author=bababodmas post=45469023][/quote] grin grin cheesy
You're looking for an investment, huh grin grin



I am taken bro.
Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Olukokosir(m): 8:04pm On May 09, 2016
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