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Typical Discussion On Sex Education For All Mothers by sample042(m): 3:15pm On May 12, 2016 |
YOU ARE FASTING! Daughter: (Coughs out) Hmmm…It is well o Mum: (looks up at her, then continues picking her beans) Any gist for momma? Daughter Looks at her) Mum, I think I am not normal anymore…like, I am sick Mum: (Chuckles) Ojo to’ju ba ri’bi ni bii’wole. Sickiii ke! Why? Daughter: Because I am over-sensitive. Whenever I see a guy, I have this weird feeling compared to when I meet a girl. Mum, I get worried often times if I would scale through adolescence without defiling myself Mum: (Laughs) you are afraid? Daughter: It seems you don’t understand mum. When I see a guy’s bicep, oh my God! If he mistakenly exposes his abs, then I would almost faint, feeling as if I should run into his strong, muscular arms and be cuddled. Mum: And so? That’s why you are not normal? Daughter: (Eyes widens) Mum! Mum: That shows that you are very normal my baby girl Daughter: I don’t understand ma Mum: You fasted recently shae? Daughter: Yes mum. A three-day dry fast Mum: There was on an occasion that I prepared plantain and fried egg for dinner for the family. How did you feel that day? Daughter: Mum, it was sensational! As if I had never tasted dodo before. I wanted a bite so bad. Mum: So, why didn’t you get into the kitchen to get yourself some? Daughter: Mum, I was fasting Mum: Nice one! Son, can you hear us from there? Put off the TV please Son: Ok mum. Mum: As an adolescent boy or girl, don’t think it weird when you are attracted to an opposite sex. His or her stature or the likes might appeal to you. It shows that you are very normal. You wouldn’t say, you are abnormal because you can perceive the aroma of dodo while you were fasting. Would you? Both: No mum Mum: All unmarried people in this world are on a sexual fast or at least, that’s how it was supposed to be. Different dodo, juices, fried fish, chicken; Shawarma and the likes would appeal to them clothed in handsome men and beautiful women of different carriage but block your perception! You are fasting! Daughter: (nods repeatedly) Hmmm…I am getting it now Mum: the aroma could be pornography, sexy boys and girls, devilish games and all but be warned, you are what? Both: Fasting! Mum: So my daughter, you are as normal as anything. It means all the parts of your body are responding well but the Bible says you should keep your body under! Daughter: Mum, for real, I can’t thank you enough. I expected you to shout at me and tie your scarves round your waist, stamping your feet on the floor saying ‘Omo yi ti pa mi’ but no! You are trustworthy and I can count on you. And that is why mum is our… (Signals to the boy) Son: Confidant! (Both laugh) Daughter: Bro, c’mon chop knuckle (They did) Mum: (Smiles) Blessed children…very very blessed! Both: most blessed mother Mum: But never forget the lesson learnt today…(expects an answer) Both: We are fasting! Mum: Yes. The fast would soon be over and your dish of dodo, freshly prepared with well garnished fried egg with a chill bottle of wine would be delivered to you but first, wait! Say, I will wait Both: I will wait! Mum: And the Lord will bless you. Both: Amen (They hug their mother and she blesses them) www.samplevibe..com 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Discussion On Sex Education For All Mothers by nnamdiosu(m): 9:04am On May 13, 2016 |
sample042: very good. thàts a good way of ensuring that your children don't hide things from you, too much born again and holy holy drives kids away. op nice one 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Typical Discussion On Sex Education For All Mothers by Mopricelezz(f): 10:41am On May 15, 2016 |
Really nice |
Re: Typical Discussion On Sex Education For All Mothers by sample042(m): 8:19pm On May 20, 2016 |
nnamdiosu: Thanks for making me bloat... Cheers! |
Re: Typical Discussion On Sex Education For All Mothers by mamadsquare: 12:01pm On May 23, 2016 |
Insightful. I wish this would grace front page in order for parents, aunties, uncles and all those in position to give advice to see. Kudos Op 1 Like |
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