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12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:07am On May 13, 2016

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:08am On May 13, 2016
2. "Dey come, dey come, Just dey come ,
E Remain small":::





Nigerianism for " keep reversing "

Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:09am On May 13, 2016
3. " Cut your hand small"




Nigerianism for " turn the steering wheel a little"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:09am On May 13, 2016
4. " Cut if Full"::



Nigerianism for " turning the steering wheel all the way"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:10am On May 13, 2016
5. "Oya match brake":::




Nigerianism for "Hit the brakes"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:10am On May 13, 2016
6. Oya Straighten your Taya :::





Nigerianism for " Stop turning the steering wheel"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:11am On May 13, 2016
7. Return your hand::




Nigerianism for " turn the steering wheel to its original position "

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:12am On May 13, 2016
8. Watch your side :::




Nigerianism for "use your side mirror "

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:13am On May 13, 2016
9. On your traffigator:::




Nigerianism for "use your indicators"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:13am On May 13, 2016
10." Oya, go, go, go.. Put your head"::::




Nigerianism for "go in front of that car''

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:15am On May 13, 2016
11."Blow your horn"::





Nigerianism for " use your car horn"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 9:15am On May 13, 2016
12. "Press your Turtle"::





Nigerianism for "press your throttle"

Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by prahcetomi(m): 9:16am On May 13, 2016
*spreads mat*

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace: 9:20am On May 13, 2016
13.On the pointer fast :

You will be like Up or down

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace: 9:20am On May 13, 2016
14.Driving Teacher : Don't you know how to mount brake again

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace: 9:21am On May 13, 2016
15.Road signs :

what is all these ?

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by iykekelvins(m): 9:21am On May 13, 2016
I don land
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Mediapace: 9:22am On May 13, 2016
16.Training Completed :

At last am a driver

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:59am On May 13, 2016
Good one my swthrt
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 10:09am On May 13, 2016
Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Greatidonis: 10:31am On May 13, 2016
Nice one. NAIJA TOO MUCH

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by nigerianescorts: 10:38am On May 13, 2016
lol

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 1:50pm On May 13, 2016
Smellymouth:
1. Reverse Back::




Nigerianism for "Reverse"
tautology! Naija I hail. Nice one boss

Betweencheesy

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:12pm On May 13, 2016
17) No let am shadow you o




Nigerianism for "don't let him/her overtake you"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by timilehing(m): 2:23pm On May 13, 2016
"Oya lala, gbe sun mo"

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 13, 2016
I am here! grin

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 3:56am On May 14, 2016
baba werey cheesy

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 8:08am On May 14, 2016
HateU2:
baba werey cheesy

Omo jati jati grin

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by AyamConfidence(m): 11:05pm On May 14, 2016
falls into thread from paw paw tree
I dey cum
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Smellymouth: 5:12pm On May 15, 2016
grin

Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by mastercee(m): 9:16pm On May 15, 2016
Lolz... Very funny
Re: 12 Phrases You Wil NEVER Get Unless You Learnt How To Drive In Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:46am On May 16, 2016
Smellymouth:
12. "Press your Turtle"::




Nigerianism for "press your throttle"


It's "tettle" they call this one sef. grin
What of "fire down"? grin

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