We have different types of people with different motives of going to a wedding.

Have met many categories of people in a typical Nigerian wedding.Lemme narrow down seven out of them.

Here are 7 Categories Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Wedding Ceremony


7. The Picture Freak

This set of people will take picture from the beginning of the wedding to the end.Every one minute they're taking pics.If it's not a selfie, they're begging someone to help them out.

6. The Food Fighter

They're ready to pick a fight if they're not served food or drink on time.They would fight anyone who tries to stop them from achieving their goal which is to eat to their satisfaction.

5. The Attention Seeker

These one have no chill.They are all over the place seeking attention.They will go out and come back hundred times.They just want to be noticed by that guy or lady seating at the back, middle and front, that's all.

4. Fashion Police

They're at the wedding to criticize, condemn what people are wearing.They will analyse you from head to toe.Their job is to look for the faults in people's clothes, make up and shoes..*Ladies are guilty of these especially*.

3. Just There For "Item No 7"

By the hungry look on their face you will know them.Most of them will still keep asking for more.They will eat and claim not to have eaten.Some even come with disposable bags to pack food home..*lol*

2. The Quiet Observers

They just sit quietly and observe everything going one.They're hardly ever noticed as they just remain in one place from the beginning of the ceremony to the end.They're always Ex of the groom or bride...*They do pray the wedding shouldn't end well***Choi!*.

1. The Out Of Place Kind Of People

Most of time, these people have no idea who the couple is.They just roam around town every Saturday, looking for anywhere there's wedding reception and when they find one, the secretly settle in..*Lwkm*

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours..

Compiled By
DanceVille

Thank God It's Saturday!

Yoruba women are mostly guilty of that No 3. U go see them stretching hand all the time(temi da.. temi da)...At the end their bag go full of rice, meat and oda item Wey dem share.

Lol

Femich18:
Yoruba women are mostly guilty of that No 3. U go see them stretching hand all the time(temi da.. temi da)...At the end their bag go full of rice, meat and oda item Wey dem share.

That's true! *lol*

*Grabs temporary marker*

8.Mogbo Moya crew :
Yoruba fellows will get this,they are just branching to another place and they sight canopies.
They will branch to ceremony to chop chop and chop


9.Students association of Nigeria :
Great Nigeria student!
We all know tertiary institution students are lazy,they hate cooking most especially males,they always pray for saturdays to come.
They will just put on their best attires not even english dresses but natives so as for them to look more older,go to any OWAMBE Wedding ceremony to eat eat and eat,

10.Spectators :
They only want to look couples kissing,they may not even know anything about the marriage

Permit me to add small

The Person that no one invited

No one knows who they are or where they came from. They make up some answer about how they know the couple. We all know the real reason, free origin, Rice and to pick up babes

The Micheal Jacksons

This ones always want to showoff their dancing skills, with intentions of impressing that babe sitting at the back .... They dont waste time in stepping unto the dancefloor at the slightest beat of music...

The Critics

These ones are there just to criticize every single thing done at the wedding, from how bad the cake is to how bad the brides makeup is they never see a positive side ..

The Last Minuter

This ones are never on time for the wedding despite being informed 2 months ago, they fail to realize that wedding planning is done ahead of the wedding, not in the morning... you'll know them once you see them, always in a haste, probably blaming each other...

My little addition

Cc Danceville..

GloryIsaac:
Permit me to add small

The Person that no one invited

No one knows who they are or where they came from. They make up some answer about how they know the couple. We all know the real reason, free origin, Rice and to pick up babes

The Micheal Jacksons

This ones always want to showoff their dancing skills, with intentions of impressing that babe sitting at the back .... They dont waste time in stepping unto the dancefloor at the slightest beat of music...

The Critics

These ones are there just to criticize every single thing done at the wedding, from how bad the cake is to how bad the brides makeup is they never see a positive side ..

The Last Minuter

This ones are never on time for the wedding despite being informed 2 months ago, they fail to realize that wedding planning is done ahead of the wedding, not in the morning... you'll know them once you see them, always in a haste, probably blaming each other...

My little addition

Cc Danceville..

Baba! I hail you oo.


Great write up bro.


*Spot on*.

DanceVille:
Baba! I hail you oo.

Great write up bro.

*Spot on*.

Thanks ... wey tosyne2much and wristbangle sef

On point OP...

,8.*The 'Abolode fe Loju'. Their own dance And the number of guest they will invite will pass that of the celebrant.

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Gud


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some set of people we also have here on nl that will crash a party just to look for either 7 or 10 reasons why: the food no sweet, women at a party dance more than men, why the bride's friends want to kill each other cos of is it flower or what do those brides throw sef ( danceville, tosyne2much, wristbangle and co)

OKada pack here


listening oo

enle behun ooo

I'm no 1.. We even get clique .

Folks who only attend the reception and do not know the bride nor groom from Adam!

Those that attend in search of their own bride/groom...Joining the gang soon.

The uninvited kids who are staring at you with that(Bros abeg gimme small na) looks each time you take a spoon of rice.

The take away team -- This set of people go home with anything at the reception ranging from can drinks, juice, they always come with their nylon or plate for food (when you ask them who want to eat d food they say it's for their dog), some go home with cutleries, cups and serving dish, some take d hall decoration such as balloons kids are very good in dis part.

The Ex-bfs/gfs smiling sheepishly.

They won't talk.. You'll hardly notice them

The Chykers

They can be ladies or guys(mostly). This set of people come weeding Just to look for pretty ladies to woo and collect their contact... At the end of the day(after the weeding) they'll call the person and be like.. "Hello, this John, the one you met @ the weeding

The ushers: Those who do ushering jobs

hmmmmm