Booty4me:

LMAO

afi roast na

This implies....

Araoluwa005:
hmmmmm

tspun:
Gud


Today is by birthday, pls show me some love

Happy birthday bro

food fighters.... are the real people

Olukokosir:
Lol.

























































































































































































D 2 posters above me nd d nigga below me....weldon





















U sabi book space

luk at wat a nigerian is doing,, chai i shame for this poster

GloryIsaac:
Permit me to add small

The Person that no one invited

No one knows who they are or where they came from. They make up some answer about how they know the couple. We all know the real reason, free origin, Rice and to pick up babes

The Micheal Jacksons

This ones always want to showoff their dancing skills, with intentions of impressing that babe sitting at the back .... They dont waste time in stepping unto the dancefloor at the slightest beat of music...

The Critics

These ones are there just to criticize every single thing done at the wedding, from how bad the cake is to how bad the brides makeup is they never see a positive side ..

The Last Minuter

This ones are never on time for the wedding despite being informed 2 months ago, they fail to realize that wedding planning is done ahead of the wedding, not in the morning... you'll know them once you see them, always in a haste, probably blaming each other...

My little addition

Cc Danceville..

hehehe...So now, arent you guilty of one of those?

The village witches:
These set of monitoring spirits just come to know how they will put the marriage in shambles even before it begins.
I can hear the lady saying Holyghsost fire...........

observing tinx

The Honourable Big Boys (HBB) group: they drop their gifts with class, without bordering about the entertainment. They don't show off, not loud, pleasant and friendly. #teamHHB#

DanceVille:
We have different types of people with different motives of going to a wedding.

Have met many categories of people in a typical Nigerian wedding.Lemme narrow down seven out of them.

Here are 7 Categories Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Wedding Ceremony


7. The Picture Freak

This set of people will take picture from the beginning of the wedding to the end.Every one minute they're taking pics.If it's not a selfie, they're begging someone to help them out.

6. The Food Fighter

They're ready to pick a fight if they're not served food or drink on time.They would fight anyone who tries to stop them from achieving their goal which is to eat to their satisfaction.

5. The Attention Seeker

These one have no chill.They are all over the place seeking attention.They will go out and come back hundred times.They just want to be noticed by that guy or lady seating at the back, middle and front, that's all.

4. Fashion Police

They're at the wedding to criticize, condemn what people are wearing.They will analyse you from head to toe.Their job is to look for the faults in people's clothes, make up and shoes..*Ladies are guilty of these especially*.

3. Just There For "Item No 7"

By the hungry look on their face you will know them.Most of them will still keep asking for more.They will eat and claim not to have eaten.Some even come with disposable bags to pack food home..*lol*

2. The Quiet Observers

They just sit quietly and observe everything going one.They're hardly ever noticed as they just remain in one place from the beginning of the ceremony to the end.They're always Ex of the groom or bride...*They do pray the wedding shouldn't end well***Choi!*.

1. The Out Of Place Kind Of People

Most of time, these people have no idea who the couple is.They just roam around town every Saturday, looking for anywhere there's wedding reception and when they find one, the secretly settle in..*Lwkm*

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours..

Compiled By
DanceVille

Thank God It's Saturday!

Only interested in ur signature not d write up.

D begining of no2 is me but d way u ended it aint me at al

@dance ville which of the categories you falls

DRISKLEF:

hehehe...So now, arent you guilty of one of those?

No ooo
Only come when invited, celebrate with the couple and GTFO asap ..

GloryIsaac:


Thanks ... wey tosyne.2much and wrist.bangle sef

Baba I dey gallant for here ooooo

DanceVille:
We have different types of people with different motives of going to a wedding.

Have met many categories of people in a typical Nigerian wedding.Lemme narrow down seven out of them.

Here are 7 Categories Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Wedding Ceremony


7. The Picture Freak

This set of people will take picture from the beginning of the wedding to the end.Every one minute they're taking pics.If it's not a selfie, they're begging someone to help them out.

6. The Food Fighter

They're ready to pick a fight if they're not served food or drink on time.They would fight anyone who tries to stop them from achieving their goal which is to eat to their satisfaction.

5. The Attention Seeker

These one have no chill.They are all over the place seeking attention.They will go out and come back hundred times.They just want to be noticed by that guy or lady seating at the back, middle and front, that's all.

4. Fashion Police

They're at the wedding to criticize, condemn what people are wearing.They will analyse you from head to toe.Their job is to look for the faults in people's clothes, make up and shoes..*Ladies are guilty of these especially*.

3. Just There For "Item No 7"

By the hungry look on their face you will know them.Most of them will still keep asking for more.They will eat and claim not to have eaten.Some even come with disposable bags to pack food home..*lol*

2. The Quiet Observers

They just sit quietly and observe everything going one.They're hardly ever noticed as they just remain in one place from the beginning of the ceremony to the end.They're always Ex of the groom or bride...*They do pray the wedding shouldn't end well***Choi!*.

1. The Out Of Place Kind Of People

Most of time, these people have no idea who the couple is.They just roam around town every Saturday, looking for anywhere there's wedding reception and when they find one, the secretly settle in..*Lwkm*

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours..

Compiled By
DanceVille

Thank God It's Saturday!

Which category you dey

tspun:
Gud


Today is by birthday, pls show me some love

Happy Birthday from me to you.

Number 2 is wicked

tosyne2much:
Baba I dey gallant for here ooooo

Add your own nah we dey wait u since! ...

am guilty of all d point. lobatan

Araoluwa005:
hmmmmm

hmmmmmm ? tell us the category you fall under jare. nice pix tho

asuustrike2009:

Happy Birthday from me to you.

Thanks alot

Apelex:


Happy birthday bro

thanks

Wedding jellof rice na im sweet pass...dat one na my main aim oooo....esp if na ma relation..na to chop rice tire

Araoluwa005:
hmmmmm

yer kn0ckers tho...

Araoluwa005:
hmmmmm

warisdis

Are u Hot?

I did number 9 once while I was in school lol

tspun:


Thanks alot

You're welcome

This is so true. I can't just fully comprehend why a sane person will attend a wedding with weird motives. They can even curse the celebrant for not booking their fantasy and desired hall. So many insane and unbelievable reason.

Araoluwa005:
hmmmmm

hope nothing

Mediapace:
*Grabs temporary marker*

8.Mogbo Moya crew :
Yoruba fellows will get this,they are just branching to another place and they sight canopies.
They will branch to ceremony to chop chop and chop


9.Students association of Nigeria :
Great Nigeria student!
We all know tertiary institution students are lazy,they hate cooking most especially males,they always pray for saturdays to come.
They will just put on their best attires not even english dresses but natives so as for them to look more older,go to any OWAMBE Wedding ceremony to eat eat and eat,

10.Spectators :
They only want to look couples kissing,they may not even know anything about the marriage

Lol, Great of the great Nigerian students

THE DRINKERS
They drink from Stout to Star to Heineken to Origin to Goldberg to Gulder... Any brand goes, as long as na Shayo/Many a.