opius:
reading story from nairaland especially when u see the notification of recruitment or u want to be FTC

How do one get such notifications?

From today's church service experience.


When there is a lady sitting in front of you, the choir are giving one sweet special song and her gelê just gets in the way such that you leaning left or right doesn't change the view for the better.

To crown things up she decides to use a biro cover to pick her ear

glossy6:


How do one get such notifications?

Download nairaland application u will get notification each time there is new story

Damfostopper:
Ok.... Lastly,..... Farting during praise n worship

VanBommel:
this your profile pic can really mess up a man's head.

Hehehe.

MissMercedes:

Hehehe.

omalicha nwa

HaneefahRN:



I have heard another one o, holy hug.


Adonis.3, how many sisters have you given holy hug in Church.

u know na, I only shake brothers


I feel guilty anytime I touch a sister who isn't my sister

reading newspaper during service.

Smh4all:
9. Releasing the silent killer fart the moment everyone is shouting "Ameeeeeeeeeenn"!!!

You are guilty..

neonly:
I blame buhari for dis

Your issue no get part 2, blame Buhari for your life sef, oniranu atata

Adonis3:



u know na, I only shake brothers



I feel guilty anytime I touch a sister who isn't my sister

Chai! All those Sisters in the Lord you are denying. Dia ris God o.

You forgot your trademark

vicechancellor:
omalicha nwa

Thanks

donholy28:
Asking for 2nd,3rd,5th offerings..plus tithe,seed and donations maka gini?

Asking 4 tithe is only an advice 2 u, its compulsory 4 u 2 pay ur tithe.
If u eat up ur capital hw do u make profit,or u did nt return d vehicle used 2 bring ur goods hw wud more goods get 2 u. So knw dat ur tithe is d vehicle God uses 2 send ur riches 2 u.

neonly:
I blame buhari for dis

you na do well

Wearing of body reacting cloths to turn men on in church, I saw one today all d design of d pant I was seeing! Mehn I was lost.... God pls 4give me

HaneefahRN:



Chai! All those Sisters in the Lord you are denying. Dia ris God o.

You forgot your trademark

Hanee


Stop ooo... Which sisters na



My only Trademark is the Holy Bible



#Adonis3HasSopken

Adonis3:


Hanee

Stop ooo... Which sisters na


My only Trademark is the Holy Bilbe


#Adonis3HasSopken

Lolz.
Sha clean the lie from your mouth



LMAO. Yinmu
I have seen your NL trademark already.

Good night

#HaneefahR,NHasSpoken

Nixiepie:
Sleeping during service is unavoidable especially if the service is boring....... Almost everyone is guilty of this

Lol I fink its better to crash early so u wake up n not feel sleepy I church n don't stay near d fan,it even helps to complete d sleep...for me I sit near d speakers so if d devil wants to fan SLP in ma ears d pastors voice jacks u back to life..

@ OP, U just missed the commonest & most popular one & no one noticed. Charging of Mobile phones.

[quote author=Misternas89 post=45639467]
Hehehehehe bad boy I don knw say some1 go make comment abt d babe nose. Na her type we dey call God "NOSE" the best. Lool [/quote
Hahahahahahahahahaha, you bad gahn .... she can breath for Africa dou.

opius:


Download nairaland application u will get notification each time there is new story

Thanks

We have had to fight on this for centuries; do you think ladies have roles to play in pulpit ministry?
This blog will clarify all your doubts regarding this topic.
http://www.sujiandrewsblog.tk/2016/04/do-ladies-have-place-in-pulpit-ministry.html
Be blessed as you read in the name of our lord Jesus Christ!

Some are unavoidably happening, while some are really bad attitude in the church, its a pity that end time has taken over.