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14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:26pm On May 15, 2016
1. When you come late and try to enter church while they are praying. Better wait there.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:31pm On May 15, 2016
2. When the usher tries to separate you from your squad. Don’t biko.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Mologi(m): 12:31pm On May 15, 2016
I go use my leg kick his manhood comot for road....

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:32pm On May 15, 2016
3. When the usher tells you and your guys to “move forward”. Why though?

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:34pm On May 15, 2016
4. When they make you sit behind the woman with the tallest gele. Jisos!

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:36pm On May 15, 2016
5. When they tap you to stand up during prayers. I’m ok like this.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:39pm On May 15, 2016
6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell you to put your phone away.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:41pm On May 15, 2016
6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell you to put your phone away

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:42pm On May 15, 2016
7. When you don’t have offering and the usher is still standing beside you. Just go na!

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:44pm On May 15, 2016
That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish . angry

Thank God for churches with projectors cheesy

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:50pm On May 15, 2016
8. How the ushers looks at you when you haven’t been to church all year then appear for Christmas Carol: No vex.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:51pm On May 15, 2016
9. When you start dozing off and the usher taps you.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 15, 2016
10. When you’re texting in church and an usher walks by.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:56pm On May 15, 2016
11. When you save a seat for your friend and the usher asks “is anyone there?”

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by firstolalekan(m): 1:04pm On May 15, 2016
grin

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:08pm On May 15, 2016
12. When you’re talking to your guy and the usher hears you.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 15, 2016
13. You, when the usher still hasn’t given you offering envelope.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 15, 2016
14. The usher’s face, when you ask for N100 change for your offering.

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:12pm On May 15, 2016
adeaks:
That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish . angry

Thank God for churches with projectors cheesy
satellite dish...lol...

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Saucekide25(m): 1:13pm On May 15, 2016
Haha

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 7:47pm On May 15, 2016
Lol...very hilarious! grin grin grin Happy sunday all! smiley smiley

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by bolliejay(m): 7:51pm On May 15, 2016
Lol... Kinda True
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Smellymouth: 9:21pm On May 15, 2016
grin

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:22pm On May 15, 2016
grin

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by omanifrank(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016
i see
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Ehins22(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016
grin

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Mzsolmi(f): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016
adeaks:
That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish . angry

Thank God for churches with projectors cheesy
lol
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by ishowdotgmail(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016
The face u make when the usher approaches you and u sitting near your crush without 5naira

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Flashh: 9:22pm On May 15, 2016
This thing is really trending on Nairaland these days. Imma go create mine. grin

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Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by ray501(m): 9:23pm On May 15, 2016
D guy for d first pic-sure resemble Ambode oo, d governor of Lagos state.
Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Ptoocool(m): 9:23pm On May 15, 2016
OP try small sha,,

seems this pix-text stuff is the in-thing on NL,,

and ah bet another mumu is planning his/hers

kontinuu, just make it interesting, unlike this po.o right here,,

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