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Why by sharkzibt(m): 8:51am On Aug 17, 2009
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Re: Why by posakosa(m): 8:54am On Aug 17, 2009
kuku kuku kuku kuku kuku kuku tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Why by MoneyRule(m): 9:08am On Aug 17, 2009
Ayaah!
Was that how she answered you??
Pele ooo
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 11:38am On Aug 17, 2009
You didn't complete the phone call. Check:

You: I just wanted to call to know what's up with you

Her: Thank you.

You: Are you Ok?

Her: Yes, why?

You: Because of how you're speaking

Her: It's nothing really, just that something's bothering my mind

You: And you don't want to tell me?

Her: It's not like that, but . . . .

You: It's alright, so tell me, what is it?

Her: I just need some money to do a few things, like =N=23,000.00

You: Ok . . . uhmmm . . . I'll . . uhmm . . . are you there?

Her: Yes

You: Hello? Hello?? Hello??

Her: Hello, I can hear you.

You: If you can't hear me, I'm sorry I can't hear you pretending network is so bad.

~HANGS UP~ grin grin
Re: Why by Nobody: 1:00pm On Aug 17, 2009
continued from THE SEEKE:
You: (sighs) what a leech! i neva get money to chop, na u i go come carry am give. idiot, armed ribber fit attack me tomorrow sef, make u bring the one wey they your own haind, lets how u like it girl, hhahahahahahhaha
Her: 9afetr hagning up) Bleep! this ididot thinks he is smar rigth? i will show him smart, abeg, make i call Andy instead, i am sure that will be more forthcoming, that one don love up well well, it should be easy peasy, dials, phone ringigng,
Andy: Hello, Nwoma, how far nah??
Her: hheeheheheh, ooohhhhhhh, i am finished, (Crying)
Andy: wetin happen? who die?
Her: (na for your house fool) sic, sic, its my mummy, she is very very sick.
Andy: CHINEKE ME! i hope the thing no dey serious. where im come dey?
Her: (frowns) he is in the hospital, i need #23000 for the drugs and bills
Andy: chai! and i no get much for now oo, okay i go transfer #20000 to ur account later today oky?
Her: thanks b aby, i ahev to go, bye bye, (hangs up) mugu don pay, shout halleluia, oooohhhhhh, na today?

Andy: e be like say this girl no gbadun, me wey no even get money for bank go transfer, sit down dey look, isis akin like u,
Re: Why by Ben13: 1:21pm On Aug 17, 2009
una weldone o
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 1:29pm On Aug 17, 2009
Olusolami, you're too bad grin
Re: Why by biola44: 2:00pm On Aug 17, 2009
on his way 2 american embassy, grin
Re: Why by woodboi(m): 1:12am On Aug 19, 2009
there is no relationship among our youth all i see is secureship
Re: Why by Gabry(f): 1:26am On Aug 19, 2009
Cause their all from Bushland. What do you expect? undecided
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 1:30am On Aug 19, 2009
Gabry? Is this you or someone else talking from your IM?
Re: Why by Gabry(f): 1:31am On Aug 19, 2009
Its me! angry
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 1:38am On Aug 19, 2009
Take your time
Re: Why by Gabry(f): 1:51am On Aug 19, 2009
Sooo sorry. . . It was my brother embarassed
Re: Why by TOYOSI20(f): 4:54am On Aug 19, 2009
POST

LOL @ thread, . . .simple, . . .cos 9ja and yankee nor be the same!! undecided
Re: Why by davidif: 6:08am On Aug 19, 2009
@poster

And you wonder why they so easily dump themselves, none of those things last, a girl (or boy) could dump you for the slightest of reasons . There marriages too don't always last, infact, it is estimated that 60% of there marriages end in divorce.

You don too watch yanki movies, na wetin dey worry you be that.
Re: Why by AIRMARSHA: 9:27am On Aug 20, 2009
is becouse u dont have what it takes to make it sweat.
Re: Why by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:48am On Aug 20, 2009
sharkz_ibt:

even for nijja school movies i observe that dating there sef na one dulling thing but high school movies shows that that dating could be so sweet like licking creams,u see nijja dating with no flavour expecially when u talk to those girls and all tey give u is one word anwer
like-how are you -ans-ans- fine
-how was your nite -ans- fine
- i really miss you- ans-ok
- how do you plan today-ans- dunno

ain't this frustrating enough to cut off the phone even when you have sweeter thins to say?, sad

but i see yankee dating soo sweeeeeeeeeeeeet and intresting,cant our gurlz learn from there too?

It is not sweet because there is no sugar in it.
Re: Why by desertboom(m): 3:55pm On Aug 20, 2009
Naija girls and their style. Nothing is spicy about about naija gals. I called one yesterday on phone and this was the scenario; ME: HOW IS LIFE? She: fine. ME: HAVE YOU HEARD ANY GOODNEWS ABOUT THE ASUU STRIKE? She: no. ME: OK. She: i have little problem is money wise can you lend me 5k? ME: HELLO. HELLO, She: yes i can hear you please lend me 5k I'll give it back to you. ME: OK BUT I'M FAR AWAY FROM HOME I'LL CALL YOU LATER. Most girls are just greedy and hungry. May God help and redefine their path.
Re: Why by xqwysyte(f): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2009
Haha, u lot have just been rolling with the wrong girls,

Y'all need to step up ur game. Recognize the real ladies. Thats we.

The real money makers not money borrowers. grin
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2009
xqwysyte:

Haha, u lot have just been rolling with the wrong girls,

Y'all need to step up your game. Recognize the real ladies. Thats we.

The real money makers not money borrowers. grin
Easy on the gas pedal grin grin or these boys will start running after you grin
Re: Why by kokoA(m): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2009
Nigerian girls are very local that is why.
Re: Why by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2009
I hear say na recharge card una dey take date for yonder.
Re: Why by CyberG: 1:09am On Aug 21, 2009
xqwysyte:

Haha, u lot have just been rolling with the wrong girls,

Y'all need to step up your game. Recognize the real ladies. Thats we.

The real money makers not money borrowers. grin

@xqwsyste. . .how person go pronounce this wey teeth no go "throway" for mouth?? grin Sha, me I want a real lady, but no, not because of money! So, whatsup real lady?
Re: Why by omega25red(m): 2:12am On Aug 21, 2009
watching dates on TVs and movies is not necessarily a true representation of what dates are like in the US or UK. It seems to me like you and that girl have nothing in common so maybe it's time to call it quits
Re: Why by C2H5OH(f): 2:15am On Aug 21, 2009
like-how are you -ans-ans- fine
-how was your nite -ans- fine
- i really miss you- ans-ok
- how do you plan today-ans- dunno

ain't this frustrating enough to cut off the phone even when you have sweeter thins to say?,
LMAOOOOOOOOo grin grin grin
very obedient girls like that ehn.
you should be happy
Re: Why by chic2pimp(m): 2:20am On Aug 21, 2009
kokoA:

Nigerian girls are very local that is why.
Na u talk am oooo grin grin grin grin grin. Abeg I still relatives and friends wey dey for naija.:



You: It's alright, so tell me, what is it?

Her: I just need some money to do a few things, like =N=23,000.00

You: Ok . . . uhmmm . . . I'll . . uhmm . . . are you there?

Her: Yes

You: Hello? Hello?? Hello??

Her: Hello, I can hear you.

You: If you can't hear me, I'm sorry I can't hear you pretending network is so bad.

~HANGS UP~ grin grin[/color]
[quote][/quote]hehehehehe grin grin grin grin. Speaking from experience right?
Re: Why by SeanT21(f): 2:41am On Aug 21, 2009
Nigerian girls don suffer in the hands of Nigerian men. cry tongue
Re: Why by eyonigger(m): 6:06am On Aug 21, 2009
Hahahahah, seeker u don mara finish. I dey do that thing wella, but i make it more professional. Like: Continuation of urs.

Me: Are u there? ( Will be saying that while i hear her talk at the same time, not after she must have finished a sentence)
she: Yes am here
Me: Bayo please turn down the volume of the TV set( she is saying hello at the same time)
She: Can you hear me
Me: Oh my lawd, what kind of network is this
Me: Pakan, hangs up grin grin grin
Re: Why by Nobody: 7:22am On Aug 21, 2009
Its not sweet b/c we have boring men like eyonigga.

Dude has the weakest pickup lines, self-centered, prolly looks in the mirror alot/ stops to look at himself at every window he pass by
Re: Why by Nobody: 7:25am On Aug 21, 2009
TheSeeker:

You didn't complete the phone call. Check:

You: I just wanted to call to know what's up with you

Her: Thank you.

You: Are you Ok?

Her: Yes, why?

You: Because of how you're speaking

Her: It's nothing really, just that something's bothering my mind

You: And you don't want to tell me?

Her: It's not like that, but . . . .

You: It's alright, so tell me, what is it?

Her: I just need some money to do a few things, like =N=23,000.00

You: Ok . . . uhmmm . . . I'll . . uhmm . . . are you there?

Her: Yes

You: Hello? Hello?? Hello??

Her: Hello, I can hear you.

You: If you can't hear me, I'm sorry I can't hear you pretending network is so bad.

~HANGS UP~ grin grin


rotflmao. lol, this is so creul
Re: Why by eyonigger(m): 9:38am On Aug 21, 2009
FL Gators:

Its not sweet b/c we have boring men like eyonigga.

Dude has the weakest pickup lines, self-centered, prolly looks in the mirror alot/ stops to look at himself at every window he pass by

Ugly girl. Without meeting you in person, one knows who looks up on herself in the mirror every time, changing of ur profile pics everyday shows how insecure u are with ur looks. Thank goodness uve got chesticles like dayo wud say, and some lovely assmeat. ODE!!

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