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Why by sharkzibt(m): 8:51am On Aug 17, 2009 |
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Re: Why by posakosa(m): 8:54am On Aug 17, 2009 |
kuku kuku kuku kuku kuku kuku |
Re: Why by MoneyRule(m): 9:08am On Aug 17, 2009 |
Ayaah! Was that how she answered you?? Pele ooo |
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 11:38am On Aug 17, 2009 |
You didn't complete the phone call. Check: You: I just wanted to call to know what's up with you Her: Thank you. You: Are you Ok? Her: Yes, why? You: Because of how you're speaking Her: It's nothing really, just that something's bothering my mind You: And you don't want to tell me? Her: It's not like that, but . . . . You: It's alright, so tell me, what is it? Her: I just need some money to do a few things, like =N=23,000.00 You: Ok . . . uhmmm . . . I'll . . uhmm . . . are you there? Her: Yes You: Hello? Hello?? Hello?? Her: Hello, I can hear you. You: If you can't hear me, I'm sorry I can't hear you pretending network is so bad. ~HANGS UP~ |
Re: Why by Nobody: 1:00pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
continued from THE SEEKE: You: (sighs) what a leech! i neva get money to chop, na u i go come carry am give. idiot, armed ribber fit attack me tomorrow sef, make u bring the one wey they your own haind, lets how u like it girl, hhahahahahahhaha Her: 9afetr hagning up) Bleep! this ididot thinks he is smar rigth? i will show him smart, abeg, make i call Andy instead, i am sure that will be more forthcoming, that one don love up well well, it should be easy peasy, dials, phone ringigng, Andy: Hello, Nwoma, how far nah?? Her: hheeheheheh, ooohhhhhhh, i am finished, (Crying) Andy: wetin happen? who die? Her: (na for your house fool) sic, sic, its my mummy, she is very very sick. Andy: CHINEKE ME! i hope the thing no dey serious. where im come dey? Her: (frowns) he is in the hospital, i need #23000 for the drugs and bills Andy: chai! and i no get much for now oo, okay i go transfer #20000 to ur account later today oky? Her: thanks b aby, i ahev to go, bye bye, (hangs up) mugu don pay, shout halleluia, oooohhhhhh, na today? Andy: e be like say this girl no gbadun, me wey no even get money for bank go transfer, sit down dey look, isis akin like u, |
Re: Why by Ben13: 1:21pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
una weldone o |
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 1:29pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
Olusolami, you're too bad |
Re: Why by biola44: 2:00pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
on his way 2 american embassy, |
Re: Why by woodboi(m): 1:12am On Aug 19, 2009 |
there is no relationship among our youth all i see is secureship |
Re: Why by Gabry(f): 1:26am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Cause their all from Bushland. What do you expect? |
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 1:30am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Gabry? Is this you or someone else talking from your IM? |
Re: Why by Gabry(f): 1:31am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Its me! |
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 1:38am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Take your time |
Re: Why by Gabry(f): 1:51am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Sooo sorry. . . It was my brother |
Re: Why by TOYOSI20(f): 4:54am On Aug 19, 2009 |
POST LOL @ thread, . . .simple, . . .cos 9ja and yankee nor be the same!! |
Re: Why by davidif: 6:08am On Aug 19, 2009 |
@poster And you wonder why they so easily dump themselves, none of those things last, a girl (or boy) could dump you for the slightest of reasons . There marriages too don't always last, infact, it is estimated that 60% of there marriages end in divorce. You don too watch yanki movies, na wetin dey worry you be that. |
Re: Why by AIRMARSHA: 9:27am On Aug 20, 2009 |
is becouse u dont have what it takes to make it sweat. |
Re: Why by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:48am On Aug 20, 2009 |
sharkz_ibt: It is not sweet because there is no sugar in it. |
Re: Why by desertboom(m): 3:55pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Naija girls and their style. Nothing is spicy about about naija gals. I called one yesterday on phone and this was the scenario; ME: HOW IS LIFE? She: fine. ME: HAVE YOU HEARD ANY GOODNEWS ABOUT THE ASUU STRIKE? She: no. ME: OK. She: i have little problem is money wise can you lend me 5k? ME: HELLO. HELLO, She: yes i can hear you please lend me 5k I'll give it back to you. ME: OK BUT I'M FAR AWAY FROM HOME I'LL CALL YOU LATER. Most girls are just greedy and hungry. May God help and redefine their path. |
Re: Why by xqwysyte(f): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Haha, u lot have just been rolling with the wrong girls, Y'all need to step up ur game. Recognize the real ladies. Thats we. The real money makers not money borrowers. |
Re: Why by TheSeeker(m): 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
xqwysyte:Easy on the gas pedal or these boys will start running after you |
Re: Why by kokoA(m): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Nigerian girls are very local that is why. |
Re: Why by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
I hear say na recharge card una dey take date for yonder. |
Re: Why by CyberG: 1:09am On Aug 21, 2009 |
xqwysyte: @xqwsyste. . .how person go pronounce this wey teeth no go "throway" for mouth?? Sha, me I want a real lady, but no, not because of money! So, whatsup real lady? |
Re: Why by omega25red(m): 2:12am On Aug 21, 2009 |
watching dates on TVs and movies is not necessarily a true representation of what dates are like in the US or UK. It seems to me like you and that girl have nothing in common so maybe it's time to call it quits |
Re: Why by C2H5OH(f): 2:15am On Aug 21, 2009 |
like-how are you -ans-ans- fineLMAOOOOOOOOo very obedient girls like that ehn. you should be happy |
Re: Why by chic2pimp(m): 2:20am On Aug 21, 2009 |
kokoA:Na u talk am oooo . Abeg I still relatives and friends wey dey for naija.: You: It's alright, so tell me, what is it? Her: I just need some money to do a few things, like =N=23,000.00 You: Ok . . . uhmmm . . . I'll . . uhmm . . . are you there? Her: Yes You: Hello? Hello?? Hello?? Her: Hello, I can hear you. You: If you can't hear me, I'm sorry I can't hear you pretending network is so bad. ~HANGS UP~ [/color] [quote][/quote]hehehehehe . Speaking from experience right? |
Re: Why by SeanT21(f): 2:41am On Aug 21, 2009 |
Nigerian girls don suffer in the hands of Nigerian men. |
Re: Why by eyonigger(m): 6:06am On Aug 21, 2009 |
Hahahahah, seeker u don mara finish. I dey do that thing wella, but i make it more professional. Like: Continuation of urs. Me: Are u there? ( Will be saying that while i hear her talk at the same time, not after she must have finished a sentence) she: Yes am here Me: Bayo please turn down the volume of the TV set( she is saying hello at the same time) She: Can you hear me Me: Oh my lawd, what kind of network is this Me: Pakan, hangs up |
Re: Why by Nobody: 7:22am On Aug 21, 2009 |
Its not sweet b/c we have boring men like eyonigga. Dude has the weakest pickup lines, self-centered, prolly looks in the mirror alot/ stops to look at himself at every window he pass by |
Re: Why by Nobody: 7:25am On Aug 21, 2009 |
TheSeeker: rotflmao. lol, this is so creul |
Re: Why by eyonigger(m): 9:38am On Aug 21, 2009 |
FL Gators: Ugly girl. Without meeting you in person, one knows who looks up on herself in the mirror every time, changing of ur profile pics everyday shows how insecure u are with ur looks. Thank goodness uve got chesticles like dayo wud say, and some lovely assmeat. ODE!! |
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