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Dirty Jokes by skyhighweb(m): 7:19pm On May 17, 2016
>
> A mortician was working late one night.
> He ! examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
> about to be cremated,
> and made a startling discovery.
> Schwartz had the largest private part
> he had ever seen!
> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician
> commented, "I can't allow you to be
cremated
> with such an impressive private part.
> It must be saved for posterity."
> So, he removed it,
> stuffed it into his briefcase,
> and took it home
> "I have something to show
> you won't believe," he said to his wife,
> opening his briefcase.
> "My God!" the wife exclaimed,
> "Schwartz is dead!"




>
> A woman was in bed with her lover
> when she heard her husband
> opening the front door.
> "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner;
> She rubbed baby oil all over him,
> then dusted him with talcum powder.
> "Don't move until I tell you,"
> she said, " pretend you're a statue."
> "What's this?" the husband inquired
> as he entered the room.
> "Oh it's a statue," she replied,
> "the Smiths bought one and I liked it
> so I got one for us, too."
> No more was said,
> not even when they went to bed.
> Around 2 AM the husband got up,
> went to the kitchen and returned
> with a sandwich and a beer.
> "Here," he said to the statue, have this.
> I stood like that for two days at the
Smiths
> and nobody offered me a damned thing."
>
Re: Dirty Jokes by puffynana(m): 7:24pm On May 17, 2016
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