The following are the different categories of people you will meet in
night classes in our various higher institution.
1. Customer care agents:
This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers:
This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.
3. The late comers:
This is common among girls. When you get to class from 6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty. They are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be noticed.
4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.
5. The itinerant readers:
They are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six different classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers:
Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers.
Hmmmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they will leave. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without conscience.
8. The ash-crammers:
They are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during
the day.
9. The eaters:
They will buy biscuit, viju
milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, in fact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university
night class.
10. The pingers:
This set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.
11. The single and searchers :
If i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.
12. The last of it all is the couples:
They will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class noni.
13. The analyst:
This category of people are always looking for someone to argue with. Every topic is potentially arguably. They always want to make there point. this are the Gani Fawehinmi's.

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The fuckers.
They only come to straf.

Grope-ers nko?

The Dry Men:
This category go just come class, squeeze face, carry coffee chew then fire down from 9-6 without talking to anybody.

The Wicked Men:
This category know say their nyash dey leak, na dem go still sleep come dey make everywhere uncomfortable for all man.

The Snoorers:
This ones snore loud pass AK47 and u don't dare wake them cos na fight go end am..

The Models:
Dem go wear Pink Shirt, pink trouser, pink shoe, pink socks, pink bra and yellow pant..

The Devils: Brethren pls fear this category cos they come in different forms.. a) They can come in d form of a girl with a wicked ass positioning it in a satatnic manner in front of u..My brother when this happens, just know that ur failure is near cos u no go fit commot and u no go fit read. b) They can come in form of a stupid group of friends making noise and sometimes using d board to teach themselves.

Ndi- Homo: U go just come night class see where boy dey observe u without fear. My brother when this happens u are adviced to remain indoors through out. If piss hold u, find PEOPLE wey go escort u. That's if u like ur a**-h*le how I like mine..

Bad-gang(In Falz voice): This ones go just dey dark corners dey camouflage.. If u cross their path, dem go obtain u from head to toe.. Still give u take away packages like slap

End Time People:
Everything about this set of people dey always different..if them wan chop, e go be like person dey drag d food with them. If dem dey chew gum, u go think say them dey grind beans. If they're reading, they'll be reading at aloud.. If them wan laugh u go think say na AY live them come..

Dont think i belong to any,because I seldom get the chance to go to night class...








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And those that wil be buharying(moving) from one place to the other!

How does this unite NLC?

Who e epp

#SUCCESS

I once ran into some beings doing it inside rain .
Uniuyo nyt Class ehn.
Do not quote me.

the toasters nko,looking for every opportunity to woo an idle lady.

The comedians...
They will make sure they downloaded the funniest ringtone, just so that their friends will call em late into reading hrs.. Lol they r also found of making funny comments when someone farts or snore..
They help u reduce stress small sha by laughing..

Today is my Birthday show some love.

All The Best Fun Wa



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yheinkhar:
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in
night classes in our various higher institution.
1. Customer care agents:
This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time they came to class till they sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers:
This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.
3. The late comers:
This is common among girls. When you get to class from 6-9pm, you will discover that the class is almost empty. They are waiting till 11:30 when their presence will be noticed.
4. The preachers:
I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to talk to them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.
5. The itinerant readers:
They are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six different classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers:
Yes I call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers.
Hmmmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they will leave. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without conscience.
8. The ash-crammers:
They are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during
the day.
9. The eaters:
They will buy biscuit, viju
milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, in fact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university
night class.
10. The pingers:
This set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.
11. The single and searchers :
If i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.
12. The last of it all is the couples:
They will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class noni.
13. The analyst:
This category of people are always looking for someone to argue with. Every topic is potentially arguably. They always want to make there point. this are the Gani Fawehinmi's.

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Drop your comment and tell us what group do you belong. You can add yours too.

Still good.


Number 4! na waoh for you ooooooo

Exactly..op,u're there!

No pictures to spice it up
Nice points OP.

Still thinking whr I belong ....I know now,No 9...The eater

14. The Nigerian Observers. That's the category the OP belongs to. Are you sure you read at all? I'm just wondering how you have managed to observe all these people if you are actually studying.

Just thinking out loud

Night classes

Jalubarika:
I once ran into some beings doing it inside rain .
Uniuyo nyt Class ehn.
Do not quote me.

as I don quote u nko?

And...
OP


Which one are you?

Op you missed the Gamers... Movie addicts...and professional typewriters... O boy the things you can do with a laptop!!!

Then our youths in tertiary institutions need deliverance.
They are not students, but tourists.

Night class. Meanwhile happy biday to Suliat

chydii:
The fuckers. They only come to straf.

Asin them straff inside class?

there's also this set of people that comes to night class just to watch and make mockery of people that will sleep while reading ..... they go ahead to set ur mouth on fire with paper and fire...... wen u open ur mouth....

chydii:
The fuckers.
They only come to straf.

...and you look so innocent