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Getting Back Revenge by skyhighweb(m): 8:16am On May 18, 2016
There was this little boy about 12 years old
walking down the sidewalk dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He
came up to the doorstep of a house of ill
repute and knocked on the door. When the
Madam answered it, she saw the little boy
and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the
women inside. I have the money to buy it,
and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told
him to come in. Once in, she told him to
pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about
having to get shots after making love with
Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and
had the money to pay for it, the Madam
told him to go to the first room on the
right.
He headed down the hall dragging the
squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes
later he came back, still dragging the frog,
paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why
did you pick the only girl in the place with a
disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight
when I get home, my parents are going out
to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at
home with a baby-sitter. After they leave,
my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond
of cute little boys. She will then get the
disease that I just caught. When Mom and
Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter
home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-
sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-
sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and
have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the
morning when Dad goes to work, the
Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie
with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S
the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"


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