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APC Examination Questions. by tofolo(m): 12:08pm On May 20, 2016
APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS
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First End of Session Exam.
Government 101 Time: 3 Hours
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ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
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If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:
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1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
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2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
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3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
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4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
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5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
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6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.
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7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
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8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt
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9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
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Good luck! Your time starts now.

Am watching u don't cheat, examiner.

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Re: APC Examination Questions. by playtheblues(f): 12:12pm On May 20, 2016
No power supply to charge my phone.


I will answer later but just know that APC is scam.
Re: APC Examination Questions. by eduSwisz(m): 12:30pm On May 20, 2016
I hope EFCC is the invigilator
Re: APC Examination Questions. by Sniper4real(m): 7:04pm On May 20, 2016
Answer all know dey exist

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