Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,148,903 members, 7,802,929 topics. Date: Saturday, 20 April 2024 at 03:48 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked (4803 Views)
2019: Buhari May Pick Tinubu As VP / Buhari May Stand Alone In 2019 ----buba Galadima / Buhari May Extend 10-day Trip — Sahara Reporters (2) (3) (4)
Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by phiphis: 1:53pm On May 21, 2016 |
BUHARI'S MAY 29TH SPEECH LEAKED!!!! Your seselency, Aisha Bureau De Change, the pest lady, oh! Sorry the wife of the fresident of the pedral lipublik of Naijeria,. Your seselency, fropessuar Yemi Osibande, the pice fresident of the pedral lipublik of Naijeria. Your seselencies, the Senate fresident and the sfeeker of the house of refresensesiv. Your seselency, John Oyegun, the national chairman of our great farty, the All Frogressive Confidence. (A Fee Cee). You seselency, the chairman of Independent Naijeria Electoral Cuomisun. Not porgeting our sfecial guest of honor, fresident Michele of West Germany. Members of the fress. Pellow Naijerians. Walahi talahi if I must conpess, it is not easy to gubern a kuontri like Naijeria because our fifu are criminals and berry kwarupt, no wunder my preind, the frime minister of UK said we are pantasticaly kwarupt. And I totally agree with him though I don't agree with UK Daily Mail newsfafer that said the pormer gubernor of Livers State who is now my minister por transfort is pantasticaly kwarupt. The money Amaechi injected into my camfein was gotten prom his sabings. Waka shege damburuba to Tyrano Tsunami and his gang por Pesvook and Twitter that are saying that I am not paiting kwaruption. If I catch them eh, sorry would be their middle name. Boko Haram terrorists are still bombing though, but they have been depeated tekinicaly because we have granted them amnesty. Any Boko Haram you see still bombing today are not Nijerians but Chadians. If you are prom the North and you have any bruder that looks like a Boko Haram member, just bring him and we will grant him amnesty. Flease you fifu should stop accusing Pulani herdsmen of killings because those fifu are not Pulani fifu but Libyans. Pulani fifu are feacepul fifu. Chibok Girls! Yoowaa, this is my highest achievement por the fast one year in oppice. We have rescued two of the Chibok girls that were kidnapped in their hostels. Though there is confroversy surrounding their rescue because the pest girl has so many conplicting names and cannot speak English. And madam Oby Ezekwesili of BBOG has said that the second girl's name is not pound on the oliginal list. I don't know if she is saying that because I repused to give her pedral appointment. But whether they are Chibok girls or not, the most imfortant thing is that there was a rescue. Shikena! Lung live the pedral guberment of Naijeria. 40 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by rottennaija(m): 1:55pm On May 21, 2016 |
May foolishness never leave * n ur h*****hold 18 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by phiphis: 1:56pm On May 21, 2016 |
Chaiiii Wailars food |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by gozmok1(m): 2:05pm On May 21, 2016 |
YOU NO THE DOLLARDO TUU MUCH 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by zlatan10(m): 2:07pm On May 21, 2016 |
glorified dullard @op 2 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by tit(f): 2:11pm On May 21, 2016 |
sai baba! #fireonbaba #whileyouwereinwesterngermanybaba 1 Like |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by EazyMoh(m): 2:14pm On May 21, 2016 |
Lol! OP you truly have a comic writing talent in you. It's quite funny. 9 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Achuwa1(m): 2:18pm On May 21, 2016 |
pmb should just resign & save himself all dis shame coz am begining to pity him. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by holocron: 2:35pm On May 21, 2016 |
If he resigns, then what next? Thats the question. |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by bender79: 2:58pm On May 21, 2016 |
[quote author=Achuwa1 post=45833832]pmb should just resign & save himself all dis shame coz am begining to pity him.[/quote Oga he doesn't need your pity 1 Like |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by DaniDani(m): 3:00pm On May 21, 2016 |
í ½í¸ Hahahahaha. I fell off the chair 9 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Lvlink(f): 3:05pm On May 21, 2016 |
***falls on the ground*** LMAO 9 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Alibesamuel: 3:10pm On May 21, 2016 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa, this is so serious and true 10 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by abdullahI24: 3:10pm On May 21, 2016 |
zlatan10:ass hole. Laggard 1 Like |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Nobody: 3:11pm On May 21, 2016 |
Hahaha am rolling on brt lane now,I laugh sotey I fall down from brt bus true window 9 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by DaBullIT(m): 3:21pm On May 21, 2016 |
hahahaha So Hilarious Unfortunately no one in your family has ever had the opportunity to address a city let alone a country 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by milky3(f): 4:20pm On May 21, 2016 |
making jest of the President does not hinder d fact that he is still d president of d Federal Republic Of Nigeria. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by kwuui(m): 4:23pm On May 21, 2016 |
chai tears escapin prom mai eyes.but buhari don sufa 4 una hand.i pity him n wht he represent.fun out of harsh economy 7 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by jom28gy(m): 6:42pm On May 21, 2016 |
your funny. 4 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by UltimatedeBest(m): 7:56pm On May 21, 2016 |
Guy, u deserve award from PMB himself 9 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by peacengine(m): 7:58pm On May 21, 2016 |
Hahahahahahahahahaha @OP, you deserve a bottle of beer 10 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by sammyclassics(m): 9:06pm On May 21, 2016 |
The speech does not need to be leaked, we know what he will say already 3 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Peterich(m): 9:31pm On May 21, 2016 |
yeepa,well no froblem itiswel.. 4 Likes
|
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Nobody: 9:45pm On May 21, 2016 |
Hahahahahahahaha Guy you are damn crazy! 5 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by ckmayoca: 9:50pm On May 21, 2016 |
DaBullIT: Why r u ths pained? Anyone can crack any joke and anyone will laugh over it. The guys already make a lot of ppl happy with his funny imitation so don't hurt ur sef over another person matter. Dem call obj ugly we laff, dem yab former first lady and d husband and we laugh so abeg no hang ursef over person wey no sabi u. Joor nitori olohun. 8 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Daniel058(m): 9:58pm On May 21, 2016 |
Arrest this kworupt FI Di FI member immediately before he sfred and impect nairalanders with his kworopshon and Inkwompetensi!! 1 Like |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Ikennablue(m): 10:22pm On May 21, 2016 |
Op u deserves to be paid for this! 5 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Pidggin(f): 10:32pm On May 21, 2016 |
Hahahahahahaha 2 Likes |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by BeardedMeat(m): 10:52pm On May 21, 2016 |
LAWD!! Op you are so damn funny! I just hope the electronic media will translate for us on that fateful otherwise nobody will understand a word of what Dinho will say. |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Nobody: 10:58pm On May 21, 2016 |
Op, why evils? You are a lethal comic writer! This is a masterclass parody of the president's speech! |
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Nobody: 11:04pm On May 21, 2016 |
Op take am!!
|
Re: Buhari's May 29th Speech Leaked by Nuells: 11:05pm On May 21, 2016 |
Hahahahahahaha kikikikikikkikiki buhahahahahaha....Chai! Well written! Op you made my day...Many thanks. 1 Like |
Buhari: Obama Goes For Medical Treatment: A Comparison pics / Radio Biafra Announces 90% Successful Anambra Election Boycott / Don’t Allow Looters Hijack 2019 Elections, ANN Olawepo Hashim Urges Nigerians
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 22 |