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How To Wisely Invest In Your Boo(Photo) by Jimwalex(m): 1:24pm On May 22, 2016 |
Ok now, this is one hilarious post I saw and decided to share with you. Althoug I gave it a topic, did a little twist and edited it. The question is not if your boo get anoda boo...coz we all know he/she does. The question is 'are u d majority shareholder?'. Do you own 50% and the rest are feasting on 50% or are you the one that's managing 2%? It doesn't matter if boo get anoda boo(s), what matters is maintaining your 50% and slowly planning a hostile takeover from them....before you knw it you'll have 70% then gradually gradually u'll wake up one day and realize you have 90% or even 110%...loool. Now ladies and gentlemen, that is how the boo's equation is solved...you don't hv to rush it. You can even buy 2% share (it could be in d form of frndship u knw) then wake up one day and realize you're the majority shareholder.The trick is doing your homework well before investing. If u invest in my boo, hehe u'll be wasting ur time o. Before you take my 50% it'll take you forever, because I worked hard to maintain the majority share...hahaha. Therefore, you have to find someone that is slacking...someone that is taking his/her boo for granted. Then you swoop in and invest. Start wit 1% o, biko don't be greedy, den 2% after a month or two. Ahaaaaa, gbam! u're on the right track now.Oya don't sit and mop around saying i'm single and all d good ones are taken. Go out there and invest, it's a beautiful weekend. That guy or lady u've been eyeing wey get boo, invest in d r/ship. That's why oyinbo man dey call am 'partnership', anyone can be a partner. Invest before it's too late...1% today can turn into 99% tomoro, you never can tell! Operation Find Boo and Invest......lmao Happy weekend NairalandERS Cc lalasticlala,seun, mynd44
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Re: How To Wisely Invest In Your Boo(Photo) by Nobody: 1:25pm On May 22, 2016 |
ok |
Re: How To Wisely Invest In Your Boo(Photo) by Nobody: 1:51pm On May 22, 2016 |
if everyone has it...I DON'T WANT IT... If my bae has a bae, I won't waste investing my time with him... |
Re: How To Wisely Invest In Your Boo(Photo) by obiorathesubtle: 2:00pm On May 22, 2016 |
If dangote invested in his boo... You for dy hear him name today?? Oga, set your priorities right abeg.. |
Re: How To Wisely Invest In Your Boo(Photo) by PureWays(m): 2:10pm On May 22, 2016 |
All these alien calculations ontop babe matter? 1 Like |
Re: How To Wisely Invest In Your Boo(Photo) by Nobody: 2:46pm On May 22, 2016 |
Now, think of it this way. What if you are investing in him or her and he or she is investing in someone else? How about that? I don't waste my time, if am not your priority then amma let it just slide, it's that simple. 1 Like |
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