A lady walked into a pet shop, demanding for a
parrot.
The owner: “We have 2 kinds: one repeats
everything you say & the other thinks for itself!”
“I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself”,
replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice & told her to
quiz the parrot.
“How do I look?”, asked the lady.
“Like a prostitute!” replied the parrot.
“This parrot is rude: I won’t buy it!”, said the
lady.
“Pls give me a moment!”, replied the owner as he
walked towards the backyard with the parrot.
He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water &
warned the parrot: “If u are rude to that lady one
more time I will drown u in this bucket!”
When the man came back to the counter he told
the lady: “Now ask the parrot anything you wish
and I assure that he will be polite”
CONVERSATION
Lady: “if I come home @ night with a man,
what’ll you call this man?”
Parrot: “Your husband!”
Lady: “Good! What if I come home with 2 men?”
Parrot: “Your husband & your in-law!
Lady: “Good! Good!! What if I come home with 3
men?”
Parrot: “Your husband, your in-law & your
brother!”
Lady: “Gooood! What if I come home with 4
men?”
The parrot looked back at the owner & said: “Pls
go & drown me; I said it earlier that this woman
is a prostitute!”

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