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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by benji93: 9:35pm On Feb 19, 2017
Pointblank09:
Churches ALWAYS built near river. Can someone tell me why.
Always!! No
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by kidman96(m): 9:38pm On Feb 19, 2017
TDstarr:
Their girls dey make sense.. . I suspect they wear gown with no panties so prophet can give them doggie

mad man
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by NevetsIbot(m): 9:38pm On Feb 19, 2017
greatness22:
Nah their girls i like pass. Very "sweet" girls.

I repeat, Very "sweet" girls. grin



Also like their harvest/thanksgiving period. (dem fit kill u with food) cheesy
Ehhh. I fear those girls ehn!!! I know three personally and mehn!!! They're soo damn diabolical. Scared the sh!t outta me last week. Now I'm avoiding all three.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by fijiano202(m): 9:41pm On Feb 19, 2017
jolade29:
#i rep celestial #
halleluyah latorun wa pelu orin ayo....ologbala yoo pada wa lai koni ireti
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by NevetsIbot(m): 9:46pm On Feb 19, 2017
newyorks:
am i the only one afraid of dating them?i assume that if u brake their heart they fit conjur u.
bros. one told me she liked me nd wanted to date me two weeks ago. I was like, i have a gf o. I no need anoda bukata.. She sha talked nd told me she was attending cele! Fear grip me. I changed my story to 'i have a gf but ion love her'

Come nd see threats mehn. I saw her juju ring nd all. Mehn... They're super diabolical..just dodge em. This same girl told me she was asked never to shave until marriage. Hian!!

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Realhommie(m): 9:50pm On Feb 19, 2017
ebby9z:
I grew up with the notion that they are all diabolical.
This is one wrong notion and huge misconception majority of people have about the white garment churches, this i know first hand coz i grew up in one, "The Eternal Sacred Order of Cherubim & Seraphim" church, ESOCS for short.. And there are hundreds of these churches but people just classify them all to be one or two major churches, Celestial Church of Christ and Cherubim & Seraphim..


That said, there are evil, devilish & diabolical people who claim to be Christians in every denomination and i can categorically say here that there are more diabolical Catholics and Anglicans than you have in white garment churches..

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Realhommie(m): 10:01pm On Feb 19, 2017
Anointed08:
Sexual immorality their Achilles heel(their weak point)
Because they are unique in their raiments, easily noticed..

Tell me where there's no sexual immorality, is the LFC branch i attend where a married deacon with 3 kids was lashing a divorced lady who isn't a member, or a married pastor lashing another married lady whose husband was outta town? Or that of girls who go for night hustle and are in church on sundays in protocol and ushering units? My guy sexual immorality isn't peculiar to these white garment churches, leave matter for market women abeg...

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Sola2010: 10:09pm On Feb 19, 2017
Jglad:
... Proudly Seraph...
Seraph till death calls.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by lordmario(m): 10:10pm On Feb 19, 2017
Proud cele boy
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by bettermike: 10:12pm On Feb 19, 2017
Pix from a white garment church. Obviously much better than many protestant churches i have come accross.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Magicdon(m): 10:21pm On Feb 19, 2017
u get free pussy
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by israelmao(m): 10:23pm On Feb 19, 2017
Seunpaul01:


So why is it not your church anymore.

My mummy is still there and my father was a prophet there until he was late but I am in another church not based on hatred for my former church but based on divine direction.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Btruth: 10:30pm On Feb 19, 2017
I missed Baba Ara like "Kilode".

Sleep well Baba-Ara. The whole of Celestial Church members missed you.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by iykebest1(m): 10:34pm On Feb 19, 2017
Monalisa185:
the sight of those fruits just made my evening....
I have them plenty in my house here oo. plus I'm not a bad child too.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Nobody: 10:39pm On Feb 19, 2017
Kondomatik:
Those people can dance eeh! And their gown allows free flow of nyash.
hahahaha


#I.diot
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by kenoz(m): 10:50pm On Feb 19, 2017
You forget to add how they used to twerk in church cos they are ukwulicious
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by juman(m): 10:52pm On Feb 19, 2017
Using juju is allowed in their churches.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Aristotle96(m): 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2017
Buraimohjoseph:
#proudlyESOCS
brotherly, which province? I rep #ESOCS too cheesy
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Gido2sun(m): 11:03pm On Feb 19, 2017
#I rep ESOCS
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Gido2sun(m): 11:04pm On Feb 19, 2017
See my brothers oo
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by erosimo(m): 11:06pm On Feb 19, 2017
seyi360:


You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free

Pls tell us your facts and why your own church is not occultic
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Hyflya(m): 11:22pm On Feb 19, 2017
grin grin
Kondomatik:
Those people can dance eeh! And their gown allows free flow of nyash.
grin
Kondomatik:
Those people can dance eeh! And their gown allows free flow of nyash.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by yemmybx(m): 11:23pm On Feb 19, 2017
Kondomatik:
Those people can dance eeh! And their gown allows free flow of nyash.
Oníranù oníwòkuwò!
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by MayowaAleem(m): 11:35pm On Feb 19, 2017
grin
ugochukwufrenzy:
Thıs thread ıs exclusıvely for the "jah jehovah" folks..those who can walk from lagos to abuja wıthout slıppers....
ugochukwufrenzy:
Thıs thread ıs exclusıvely for the "jah jehovah" folks..those who can walk from lagos to abuja wıthout slıppers....
ugochukwufrenzy:
Thıs thread ıs exclusıvely for the "jah jehovah" folks..those who can walk from lagos to abuja wıthout slıppers....
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by akinkk(m): 11:37pm On Feb 19, 2017
Visit @candsyfg on instagram. Do not judge, do not condemn.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by ugochukwufrenzy: 11:38pm On Feb 19, 2017
MayowaAleem:
grin[color=#990000][/color]
boss..hope no p?

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Joshuasbox(m): 11:53pm On Feb 19, 2017
Like if you are a Celestian.

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by phapi(m): 11:53pm On Feb 19, 2017
Dandsome:
Can someone please explain the colors?

Meanwhile,










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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by cutedharmee: 12:15am On Feb 20, 2017
Lukmann1:
There is nothing really wrong with them just that i am feared them.
OK o. Be feared dem o
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by toluleke(m): 12:22am On Feb 20, 2017
Cele with JUJU. I still like my destiny abegi

Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by cutedharmee: 12:36am On Feb 20, 2017
seyi360:
70% of them are occultists, they are mostly cited around swampy areas or close to a river due to their marine spirit involvement

They offer sacrifices and partake in all manner of rituals . High rate of immorality is their trademark .

Prophecies are programmed to achieve selfish intentions, polygamy is a way of life to them.

They bathe in all kinds of bodies of waters, they mercilessly flog deliverance candidates . They consult with fallen Angels to obtain prophecies.

They use frankincense for whatever purposes, palm fronts, coconuts are always found in their premises.

Their love for music and musical instruments knows no bounds

Once again, they are highly diabolic and addicted occultists.
Dahz woh is been done in ur church I guess, else u wouldn't have tag dem diabolic. Only God knows who worship him in truth and in spirit.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by otipoju(m): 1:22am On Feb 20, 2017
lepasharon:


I want to go to church so ppl will stop asking.

Do all the churches speak yoruba? I'll struggle to understand.What is Sutana? what is a typical day in cele church like?

It is either cele church or asalatu

Okay ooo.

To get people off your case. ..but be warned Cele is not just any Church. Be prepared to have divine encounters with God.

1. Sutana is the name given to the white tunic that Celestians put on in church.

2. Service begins at 10 am with a specific hymn titled Jeremoyama for entering the church.

3. when everyone present has entered the church, the seven white candles on the altar are lit and the worshipers kneel and bow down to God with their foreheads saying " Holy Holy Holy to the Lord of hosts " This act is performed three separate times at the jingle of a bell.

4A) Another Hymn is sung and the service conductor requests three members in succession to pray in line with three with three prayer points namely a) power and gifts of the Holy Spirit, b)victory and protection and c)blessings and the favour of God.

4B) Following the prayer session, a hymn is sung and everyone kneels and go into Silent Prayer for about five to ten minutes.

5. Another hymn again and then there is the first and second Bible reading from the Old and New testament respectively followed by the sermon which is usually preceded by about ten to fifteen minutes of freestyle praise and worship songs rendered by the choir.

The sermon is rendered by any designated male member of the congregation. This task is usually rotated among the elders in the parish although a member from another parish could preach if he has a spiritual directive to do so.

6. After the Sermon, offerings and tithes are collected while the choir plays music appropriate to the specific offering being collected at that moment.

7.The next is the Thanksgiving. At this point members who wish to offer freewill offerings or have a spiritual instruction to do so buy whatever they wish and present it to for use in the Church of God for the the elders to receive on behalf of the church with prayers.... As usual freestyle praise and worship music will be just be flowing while this is going on.


8. After the thanks offering segment the service begins to round up with a final hymn. After this any member who has a special prayer request indicates and the whole congregation prays for him/her. The little ones and teenagers and pregnant women in the church are usually prayed for at this time by the adults members

9. After this just in a similar way when entering the church at the beginning of the service, there is another procession for exiting the church always lead by the choir. When all members are outside the building, the service conductor prays and then everyone shouts seven halleluyahs to the four cardinal points. This action officially brings the service to a close.

It is noteworthy that it is usually during service that prophet and prophetess who receive messages and visions from God about an individuals relay such messages to them privately with someone writing it down for the Shepherd to sign off on.

If you do start to attend, I implore you, face what you came for. Worship God and mind your business. Do not start running after any prophet to solve problems and don't confide in anyone unnecessarily.

It's God that you have business with. If he needs to send you a message, He will during the service. I repeat do not start running after any prophet to solve problems for you. the prophet has his own challenges that he is dealing with. FACE GOD.

I look forward to your hearing about your experience.

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