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Everytin Na Double Double! by santanovva(m): 8:43pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Two close pals were seeking financial favour from God and embarked on a 21-day fast. On the 13th day, an angel appeared to them and asked them to abort the fasting that they were not yet ready to handle the responsibilities of being rich but they refused and persisted with the fasting. Finally, on the 21st day, an angel (a different one) appeared to them and told them that God has reviewed their cases. He asked them to think for 10 minutes and ask for whatever they desire but that[b] the 2nd person to ask would get twice what the first person asked. [/b] The pals were so happy, they celebrated with hugs and hi-fives until one said to the other: 1st Pal: Thank God o, our prayers have been answered, what are we waiting for again? TIKO oya ask ya own 2nd Pal: Gbuavo, which kin yeye talk be that? why should I ask first? Have you forgotten I am older than you?(or is it becade I removed 7 years in my CV?) To cut the short story long, the two pals started fighting and since TIKO was fitter and very used to Motor park brawls, he dealt seriously with Gbuavo and during all this, the angel waited , and watched As[b] Gbuavo[/b] realized that TIKO has got some deadly punches (perfected byexcessive playing of Mortal Kombat /playStation and practices on his younger ones), he succumbed saying: “Its ok TIKO, I will ask first. Mr Angel this is my request:, “Please blind one of my eyes”. Without wasting time the angel blinded[b] one of Gbuavo’s eyes….[/b] Can you guess what gift TIKO got? Your guess is as good as mine… TIKO now roams the street of Lagos with a plate in hand, singing songs! |
Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by donsponky(m): 8:58pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
tooooooooooo long, try harder next time JOker |
Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by beycitee(m): 9:08pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
ummm, enyway u try sha. |
Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by studio43(m): 9:53am On Aug 23, 2009 |
Too Long and dry as usual' |
Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by bydot1(m): 2:36pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Nt bad really |
Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by donsponky(m): 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
make i laff? |
Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by Godmother(f): 10:29am On Aug 25, 2009 |
I liked it. @Poster You really tried jare |
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