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What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:56am On Jun 02, 2016
SOURCE: http://realmindfactory.com/2016/06/01/not-tell-government-job-nigeria/



You’re now done with school and service, and you’re expecting to get that ideal job in a matter of few weeks, right?
From few weeks, it went on to few months and it’s now getting to few years

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:58am On Jun 02, 2016
The situation is no longer funny

You try all kinds of prayers. Baba God must pick up your call

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 02, 2016
You finally hear the civil service in your state is recruiting, after 5 years. You're just like this
Lifetime opportunity.

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:02am On Jun 02, 2016
Before you can say Jack Robinson, you get a phone call.Guess who?

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:04am On Jun 02, 2016
It's that uncle of yours who always claims to know the governor's brother's sister uncle's cousin; that one that lives life large, like this

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:06am On Jun 02, 2016
He tells you, "Oya, bring your CV first thing tomorrow morning"; I'll make sure you get the civil service job"

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:07am On Jun 02, 2016
You send your CV early the following morning, before he can change his mind

Three days to the interview and you realize many of your friends are studying for it like post-UTME; your heart begins to fail you

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:08am On Jun 02, 2016
You gather some materials too and begin to study.

On interview day, you step out to the state Secretariat with your friends, like this

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by wunmi590(m): 10:12am On Jun 02, 2016
Kontinue
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:18am On Jun 02, 2016
The Secretariat is filled up, like this

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:23am On Jun 02, 2016
Not only that, virtually everybody has a relation that knows the governor's wife's aunt's cousin's sister,

Or the deputy governor's mother-in-law's uncle 's brother's daughter

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:25am On Jun 02, 2016
And they are all making calls.

You bring out your phone to call your uncle

But his number is not available

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:28am On Jun 02, 2016
You send him a text message and even a "call me" SMS. You're already beginning to lose hope

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by kossyablaze(m): 10:28am On Jun 02, 2016
Lol team political science University of Nigeria Nsukka.

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:29am On Jun 02, 2016
But you must still write the interview test

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:31am On Jun 02, 2016
The face you make in the hall when everything on the question paper is exactly what you read the night before

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:33am On Jun 02, 2016
And you are the first to submit and leave the hall

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:34am On Jun 02, 2016
Your uncle has received your messages but still doesn't call you

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:35am On Jun 02, 2016
Now, your only hope is on God

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:36am On Jun 02, 2016
Three weeks later, you're on your own and you receive a text from your uncle. Guess what, he just wrote "Congrats". Hmmm

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:38am On Jun 02, 2016
While you're still wondering what the congrats is for, you get a phone call from one of your friends that the list of successful applicants is out and that you made it

You jump up with excitement and rush down to the Secretariat to see things for yourself

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by chikel2000(m): 10:39am On Jun 02, 2016
Hehehehehe nice one OP, please alert me when FIRS recruitment is out

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:39am On Jun 02, 2016
As you go home that day, one thing still confuses you:

Did you get the job on merit?

Or was it thanks to your uncle who knows the Senate President's personal assistant's mother's brother

...Oops, I mean your uncle who knows the governor's brother's sister uncle's cousin

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 02, 2016
But you're still happy all the same...because you finally got the job

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 02, 2016
THE END

SOURCE: http://realmindfactory.com/2016/06/01/not-tell-government-job-nigeria/

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Horlawoomey(m): 10:46am On Jun 02, 2016
I wish it's that easy.

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 02, 2016
Horlawoomey:
I wish it's that easy.

Lol
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by delightz(m): 11:11am On Jun 02, 2016
Story for the gods embarassed

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by eightsin(m): 11:13am On Jun 02, 2016
Hilarious
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by tolu4you: 11:24am On Jun 02, 2016
Not funny....... But true

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Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by trizzy123: 11:44am On Jun 02, 2016
Not Bad winkNot Bad
Re: What They Did Not Tell You About Government Job In Nigeria by omowolewa: 12:32pm On Jun 02, 2016
Government work na gulder ultimate search oo o, get it and feel on top of the world.

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